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Frank Lampard

PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:05 am
by Ted Hughes
Is shit.

Re: Frank Lampard

PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:07 am
by carl_feedthegoat
And even though hes not fat...I say he is.

Re: Frank Lampard

PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:10 am
by craigmcfc
I barely noticed him which says it all really

Re: Frank Lampard

PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:13 am
by Fidel Castro
I noticed him. Noticed him nearly giving a penalty away on Yaya. Noticed him gifting the ball to Balotelli for that one-on-one. Noticed him getting booked for snidey fouling cos he couldn't keep up with the pace. Noticed him completely lose track of Nasri for the winner.

He is fuckin shit

Re: Frank Lampard

PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:13 am
by Goaters 103
Great pass to Balotelli, couple of fouls. thats it.

He's going bald too. Best days gone. Long gone.

Re: Frank Lampard

PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:18 am
by Ted Hughes
Yet he will still get games for England in the future.

Re: Frank Lampard

PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:32 am
by feedthegreek
Ted Hughes wrote:Yet he will still get games for England in the future.
especially if his uncle harry is boss, triffic.

Re: Frank Lampard

PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:55 am
by Dubciteh
I rate him.

granted he wasn't at his best last night but none of the chelsea team were and they were playing a foreign system, actually what system did they play? as seemed to lack so much.

How many goals and assists has lamps got this season? For someone finished and playing in a struggling team its not bad if i recall correctly. Next time he scores he becomes the 1st midfielder to score 150 premier league goals, phenomenal record.

Re: Frank Lampard

PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 12:00 pm
by Ted Hughes
Chelsea looked much tighter last night than they did under AVB to me. If they'd played wide open like they did v rags, we would have won by a cricket score. They did well to stay in the game against a much better team.

Lampard looked 2nd rate & very slow to me, & has all season. He does have an eye for a goal but so does Robbie Fowler.

Re: Frank Lampard

PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 12:38 pm
by bigblue
I laughed quite heavily when Yaya was 1v1 with Frank, and decided to just push the ball a yard past him and ran round the other side. Was a trick you'd play on a little brother or someone 10x slower than you

Re: Frank Lampard

PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 1:18 pm
by Hazy2
Might be better with a whistle, he along with Scum/England players always trying to ref the game.Mike Dean was upto managing him until his dive to stop Barry crossing the ball.

Re: Frank Lampard

PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 1:23 pm
by Dameerto
He's old, he's fat and he whinges like a kid to the press (anonymously) when he gets left out of the team. Complete bellend. And he went in studs up on Yaya from behind. Retire you geriatric. You can spend your days filling in crosswords with that MENSA mind of yours.

Re: Frank Lampard

PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 1:28 pm
by lets all have a disco
Its easy to take the piss out of a horse thats not far off the glue factory but remember he has been easily one of the best goal scoring midfielders the Premiership and Europe has seen in his day he was brilliant.
Its a shame when players come to the end of the road and its even more worrying as i remember him being young and now he's knocking on.

Re: Frank Lampard

PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 1:32 pm
by JamieMCFC
Dubciteh wrote:I rate him.

granted he wasn't at his best last night but none of the chelsea team were and they were playing a foreign system, actually what system did they play? as seemed to lack so much.

How many goals and assists has lamps got this season? For someone finished and playing in a struggling team its not bad if i recall correctly. Next time he scores he becomes the 1st midfielder to score 150 premier league goals, phenomenal record.


10 goals and 5 assists

Re: Frank Lampard

PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 1:41 pm
by Rag_hater
JamieMCFC wrote:
Dubciteh wrote:I rate him.

granted he wasn't at his best last night but none of the chelsea team were and they were playing a foreign system, actually what system did they play? as seemed to lack so much.

How many goals and assists has lamps got this season? For someone finished and playing in a struggling team its not bad if i recall correctly. Next time he scores he becomes the 1st midfielder to score 150 premier league goals, phenomenal record.


10 goals and 5 assists


Not bad for someone who is shit and past it.
I think he is very good aswell maybe a bit past it now but without doubt one of the best English players of his time.Better than Gerrard for me.
Think like the ginger cunt is being used sparingly by them the same should be done with Fat Frank

Re: Frank Lampard

PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 1:46 pm
by PeterParker
JamieMCFC wrote:
Dubciteh wrote:I rate him.

granted he wasn't at his best last night but none of the chelsea team were and they were playing a foreign system, actually what system did they play? as seemed to lack so much.

How many goals and assists has lamps got this season? For someone finished and playing in a struggling team its not bad if i recall correctly. Next time he scores he becomes the 1st midfielder to score 150 premier league goals, phenomenal record.


10 goals and 5 assists


How many of those goals are from the penalty kick? I recall he missed three this season.

Re: Frank Lampard

PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 8:06 pm
by 1950
A forward played in midfield. Great when he scores, useless when he doesn't.

And now he's getting on, masquerading as a midfielder is becoming more & more difficult.

Re: Frank Lampard

PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 8:23 pm
by bawbag
Wish I was ready to retire with a wedge in the Bank and all I had to do was ride Christine Bleakley all day.....................

Re: Frank Lampard

PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 10:23 pm
by Bear60
It was One Step beyond for Frank last night .

Re: Frank Lampard

PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 1:15 am
by Chinners
Rag_hater wrote:
JamieMCFC wrote:
Dubciteh wrote:I rate him.

granted he wasn't at his best last night but none of the chelsea team were and they were playing a foreign system, actually what system did they play? as seemed to lack so much.

How many goals and assists has lamps got this season? For someone finished and playing in a struggling team its not bad if i recall correctly. Next time he scores he becomes the 1st midfielder to score 150 premier league goals, phenomenal record.


10 goals and 5 assists


Not bad for someone who is shit and past it.
I think he is very good aswell maybe a bit past it now but without doubt one of the best English players of his time.Better than Gerrard for me.
Think like the ginger cunt is being used sparingly by them the same should be done with Fat Frank


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lets all have a disco wrote:Its easy to take the piss out of a horse thats not far off the glue factory but remember he has been easily one of the best goal scoring midfielders the Premiership and Europe has seen in his day he was brilliant.
Its a shame when players come to the end of the road and its even more worrying as i remember him being young and now he's knocking on.