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Joleon Lescott Back For The Gooners?

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Wed Apr 04, 2012 11:27 am
by Beefymcfc
SSN reporting that he's back in full training and could be in contention for the Arsenal game. Where's Doug when you need him ;-)
Re: Joleon Lescott Back For The Gooners?

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Wed Apr 04, 2012 11:28 am
by bluej
He said on Twitter that he's been training for a few days and is ready for selection.
Looking forward to having him back.
Re: Joleon Lescott Back For The Gooners?

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Wed Apr 04, 2012 11:29 am
by Nigels Tackle
Beefymcfc wrote:SSN reporting that he's back in full training and could be in contention for the Arsenal game. Where's Doug when you need him ;-)
i think that he's been arrested by the fashion police for wearing his cricket hat last week...
Re: Joleon Lescott Back For The Gooners?

Posted:
Wed Apr 04, 2012 11:31 am
by bluej
Oh and Lescott tweeted about possibly having a lemsip as he had a cold (he didn't, must have remembered Kolo) - apparently a journalist rang the FA/club to see if he was banned because of it.
Re: Joleon Lescott Back For The Gooners?

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Wed Apr 04, 2012 11:42 am
by Beefymcfc
bluej wrote:Oh and Lescott tweeted about possibly having a lemsip as he had a cold (he didn't, must have remembered Kolo) - apparently a journalist rang the FA/club to see if he was banned because of it.
Was the said journo asking a question or putting a name in the dock? I'm sure it would've been the latter.
Edit: How the hell can Lemsip be a banned substance, it's lemon and paracetamol ffs.
Re: Joleon Lescott Back For The Gooners?

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Wed Apr 04, 2012 11:48 am
by Mark (Blue Army)
Beefymcfc wrote:bluej wrote:Oh and Lescott tweeted about possibly having a lemsip as he had a cold (he didn't, must have remembered Kolo) - apparently a journalist rang the FA/club to see if he was banned because of it.
Was the said journo asking a question or putting a name in the dock? I'm sure it would've been the latter.
Edit: How the hell can Lemsip be a banned substance, it's lemon and paracetamol ffs.
I know it's mad, but i think theres other stuff in it to Beefy
Re: Joleon Lescott Back For The Gooners?

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Wed Apr 04, 2012 11:54 am
by Im_Spartacus
Beefymcfc wrote:Was the said journo asking a question or putting a name in the dock? I'm sure it would've been the latter.
Edit: How the hell can Lemsip be a banned substance, it's lemon and paracetamol ffs.
Many cold remedies and decongestants contain ephedrine
Re: Joleon Lescott Back For The Gooners?

Posted:
Wed Apr 04, 2012 12:03 pm
by Beefymcfc
Bloody hell, I'm gonna have a Lemsip before each run, just hope I don't get massive in the process.
Re: Joleon Lescott Back For The Gooners?

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Wed Apr 04, 2012 12:10 pm
by Im_Spartacus
Beefymcfc wrote:Bloody hell, I'm gonna have a Lemsip before each run, just hope I don't get massive in the process.
Try sudofed. Contains the largest dose of ephedrine that can be bought legally. Pharmacies often dissuade people from buying it, and question those that insist further as it is often the easiest source of ephedrine for fitness freaks.
3 of them and you will run further and faster
Re: Joleon Lescott Back For The Gooners?

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Wed Apr 04, 2012 12:16 pm
by Duckman
Im_Spartacus wrote:Beefymcfc wrote:Bloody hell, I'm gonna have a Lemsip before each run, just hope I don't get massive in the process.
Try sudofed. Contains the largest dose of ephedrine that can be bought legally. Pharmacies often dissuade people from buying it, and question those that insist further as it is often the easiest source of ephedrine for fitness freaks.
3 of them and you will run further and faster
I might have those before having sex with my insatiable fiancee :)
Re: Joleon Lescott Back For The Gooners?

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Wed Apr 04, 2012 12:29 pm
by Beefymcfc
Duckman wrote:Im_Spartacus wrote:Beefymcfc wrote:Bloody hell, I'm gonna have a Lemsip before each run, just hope I don't get massive in the process.
Try sudofed. Contains the largest dose of ephedrine that can be bought legally. Pharmacies often dissuade people from buying it, and question those that insist further as it is often the easiest source of ephedrine for fitness freaks.
3 of them and you will run further and faster
I might have those before having sex with my insatiable fiancee :)

Did you mean 'Inflatable'!
Re: Joleon Lescott Back For The Gooners?

Posted:
Wed Apr 04, 2012 12:53 pm
by Original Dub
You can ride her belly button as well?
That's fucking cool...
Re: Joleon Lescott Back For The Gooners?

Posted:
Wed Apr 04, 2012 12:55 pm
by Im_Spartacus
Original Dub wrote:You can ride her belly button as well?
That's fucking cool...
Haha, thats fucking wrong
Re: Joleon Lescott Back For The Gooners?

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Wed Apr 04, 2012 12:58 pm
by ross.mcfc
Despite all his critics, and I for one dont think he is a top class center half. He have missed him sorely.
Re: Joleon Lescott Back For The Gooners?

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Wed Apr 04, 2012 2:35 pm
by Beefymcfc
ross.mcfc wrote:Despite all his critics, and I for one dont think he is a top class center half. He have missed him sorely.
I'm of a different opinion, that Lescott is very much influential in all that we do. I like the way he commands at the back and regularly shouts or gets hold of people when he sees something going wrong.
He has been a rock at the back for 2 seasons now and when he's not there, with Vince having to be switched to accomodate Kolo, we're just not the same.
Re: Joleon Lescott Back For The Gooners?

Posted:
Wed Apr 04, 2012 2:47 pm
by carl_feedthegoat
Let me go and have a wank.
Re: Joleon Lescott Back For The Gooners?

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Wed Apr 04, 2012 3:11 pm
by Goaters 103
Good to see him fit, if he is indeed ready to play again, but agree he's a decent centre-half but not a top class one.
Kompany needs a top class partner next season, with Joleon filling in regularly with all the games we have. Savic and Kolo will hopefully be employed elsewhere.
Re: Joleon Lescott Back For The Gooners?

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Wed Apr 04, 2012 5:10 pm
by Blue Since 76
Duckman wrote:
I might have those before having sex with my insatiable fiancee :)
I tried 4 but she was still up for it afterwards.
Re: Joleon Lescott Back For The Gooners?

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Thu Apr 05, 2012 8:52 am
by Duckman
Blue Since 76 wrote:Duckman wrote:
I might have those before having sex with my insatiable fiancee :)
I tried 4 but she was still up for it afterwards.
Man, you gotta use your fists then.
Re: Joleon Lescott Back For The Gooners?

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Thu Apr 05, 2012 9:15 am
by Douglas Higginbottom
He is without doubt a top class centre back and has proved it over 2 seasons now with City. Not world class maybe but definitely worthy of a top four club and out best defender this season.
Not sure about the lemsip but it raised a smile when I mentioned it to him yesterday.