ITK rubbish

You all know the drill - A friend of a friend type situation that I don't want to be too specific about in order to protect the innocent!
But...
DZEKO - there is a lot of concern about him within the club. It appears that he is a really nice guy but to an extent that is detrimental to his performances. I suggested that we employ someone to give him a slap in the tunnel before every game, in order to get him fired up! There is also a little worry that he is being led astray by some more well travelled players in the squad.
XAVI - we have been very close in the last two summers to bringing him in. Clearly, he is no long term signing as there are concerns over his knees but the idea was to get a couple of years out of him and then move him upstairs in a Vieira type role. It was thought that he would be a great role model within the Club and that he (with others) would help to improve the culture, especially among the younger professionals. The Club are also looking at some practical steps to curb some of the excess and bling.
OUR OWNERS - not a total shock to hear that they are really straight down the line people. But more than that, they are nice pleasant men! As such, MOURINHO will not be coming here at all - he is not their kind of guy. In fact, they really like/rate Roberto Martinez but have no intentions of making any managerial changes.
GUARDIOLA - listening to the comments about XAVI & MOURINHO, I asked if there was any truth in the rumours suggesting that Pep might be interested in being a Blue. No real commitment here though it was mentioned that he was very close to becoming Chelsea manager last year but he really wants the Arsenal job.
That is it.
But...
DZEKO - there is a lot of concern about him within the club. It appears that he is a really nice guy but to an extent that is detrimental to his performances. I suggested that we employ someone to give him a slap in the tunnel before every game, in order to get him fired up! There is also a little worry that he is being led astray by some more well travelled players in the squad.
XAVI - we have been very close in the last two summers to bringing him in. Clearly, he is no long term signing as there are concerns over his knees but the idea was to get a couple of years out of him and then move him upstairs in a Vieira type role. It was thought that he would be a great role model within the Club and that he (with others) would help to improve the culture, especially among the younger professionals. The Club are also looking at some practical steps to curb some of the excess and bling.
OUR OWNERS - not a total shock to hear that they are really straight down the line people. But more than that, they are nice pleasant men! As such, MOURINHO will not be coming here at all - he is not their kind of guy. In fact, they really like/rate Roberto Martinez but have no intentions of making any managerial changes.
GUARDIOLA - listening to the comments about XAVI & MOURINHO, I asked if there was any truth in the rumours suggesting that Pep might be interested in being a Blue. No real commitment here though it was mentioned that he was very close to becoming Chelsea manager last year but he really wants the Arsenal job.
That is it.