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Thursday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2012 6:52 am
by Chinners
Sheikh Mansour to watch decisive Manchester City v QPR game on TV
On Sunday, City hope to win first championship in 44 years • Abu Dhabi-based owner has seen only one match at Etihad
Sheikh Mansour is not expected to be at the Etihad stadium on Sunday to watch Manchester City take on Queens Park Rangers as they attempt to win a first championship in 44 years.
The decision may suggest he is relaxed about the future of Roberto Mancini, with the Abu Dhabi-based owner of the club pleased at how the manager has rallied the Premier League challengers during the closing phase of the campaign.
Having been eight points behind Manchester United when losing 1-0 at Arsenal early last month, City have only to match their city rivals' result to be sure of the title, unless the champions can overturn their superior goal difference of eight at Sunderland.
Mansour will watch the game with QPR – as he does all matches – on television with his diary thought to currently prevent him attending the decisive fixture, though there may still be a late change.
Since buying the club in the summer of 2008, Mansour's schedule has allowed him to attend a match at the Etihad once – last season's 3-0 victory over Liverpool.

Diego Maradona ready to celebrate Manchester City's title triumph
Al Wasl coach Diego Maradona claimed Manchester City’s recent 1-0 victory over title rivals Manchester United was the game of the season, and the entertainment it served up bettered even that of the recent El Clásico meetings between Real Madrid and Barcelona.
Maradona was a guest of honour at the Etihad Stadium on April 30 as a City side featuring the the 51-year-old’s son-in-law Sergio Aguero overcame United to surge ahead in the Premier League title race.
And Maradona claimed the match exceeded what he had hoped to witness on the night, as Vincent Kompany’s first-half header gave the home side a 1-0 win.
“It was the match of the year, especially after the Clasico matches between Real Madrid and Barcelona didn’t live up to expectation. I was very happy to be there, I found my grandson Benjamin waiting for me along with an angel, his mother. I was happy to be in this atmosphere,” said the 1986 World Cup winner.
City are firm favourites to land a first league crown since 1968 when they host Queens Park Rangers on what is sure to be a dramatic final day on Sunday.
Neighbours United travel to Sunderland hoping their ex-player, and current QPR manager, Mark Hughes, can do them a huge favour, and Maradona revealed he’ll be celebrating long into the night with his family should the title be won by the blue half of the city.
“I will be even happier if City can clinch the league so I can celebrate with my family, it will be a great occasion,” said the former Argentina manager.
Should Aguero and City finish the job on Sunday, the Citizens’ forward will be following in the illustrious footsteps of his father-in-law, with Maradona having claimed trophies in Spain, Italy and Argentina, as well as his crowning glory in Mexico ‘86.

YAYA TOURE has dropped a transfer bombshell on Manchester City just days before the Premier League title decider.
Toure admits that if former club Barcelona came calling he would have no hesitation in quitting City, despite having three years remaining on his £220,000-a-week contract at the Etihad Stadium.
His remarks are the last thing City manager Roberto Mancini will want to hear as he prepares his squad for their final game of the season against QPR on Sunday – when a victory would clinch the club’s first title for 44 years.
Midfield powerhouse Toure, who joined City in a £24million move from Barca in 2010, told a Spanish radio station: “I said two years ago that I would return. It has been the most important team for me. And if they call, you don’t think twice. I love Barca.
“In the press conference I did when I left I said I would return. In life, you never know what will happen tomorrow. It has been the team of my life and I would like to finish my sporting career here. If I could return, it would be great.”
I said two years ago that I would return. It has been the most important team for me. And if they call, you don’t think twice. I love Barca
Manchester City's midfield powerhouse Yay Toure
Toure, who will be 29 on Sunday, also believes Barca will be in good hands when Tito Vilanova replaces Pep Guardiola as coach this summer.
He said of Guardiola’s decision to step down: “It was a little strange because Guardiola has been a key person in the success of Barca in all these years. But we are all human and, despite having done phenomenal things, he has decided to go. I know Tito very well and he will apply the same philosophy as Pep. Tito is also a very good person, with a very similar idea of football. I think Tito is a good coach as well.”
Toure’s remarks will come as a shock to City supporters just days after he spoke of his determination to help their club make history after scoring twice in the vital victory at Newcastle.
He is regarded by Mancini as crucial to their plans for taking over from Manchester United as the Premier League’s dominant force as well as turning the club into Champions League contenders.
Manager Mancini is ready to spark a summer clear-out to finance bids for top targets such as Arsenal striker Robin van Persie and Lille forward Eden Hazard.
Edin Dzeko and Nigel De Jong are likely to be sold while City will try to offload Wayne Bridge, Emmanuel Adebayor and Roque Santa Cruz, who have spent the season out on loan. Express

Across Manchester, United will delay talks over extending defender Rio Ferdinand’s contract until next season.
Ferdinand, 33, has only a year left on his deal but United want to assess his fitness next season before making a decision.
Ferdinand has made a telephone SOS to his younger brother, Anton, to beg for a QPR favour on Sunday.
United can clinch a 20th league title if Rangers draw at City and they win their game at Sunderland.
“Rio has been on the phone, asking for a favour,” said Anton.
“If we get a result and stay in the Premier League and United win the title, then I’ll be chuffed for him.
“If that happens, then he’ll owe me a holiday. But if we stay up and United don’t win the title, then I will still be very, very happy.”
Sunday’s game is even more important for QPR because people’s jobs are at stake.
“I am concentrating on QPR, and we can’t look at City,” he said.
“They have a lot riding on this match, but so have we. This game will determine whether people keep jobs or not at our club, and we have to do our best to stay in the Premier League so that every single person keeps their job for next season.
“If we stay up, the club will probably recruit more people and create jobs. It is in our hands to be able to help people.Express

Manchester City: Why the Citizens Deserve to Win the Premier League By Dan Talintyre
As a Manchester United supporter, I'm bracing for the inevitable this weekend—that Manchester City will win the English Premier league in 2012.
I've cheered on every team they've come up against in recent weeks. I've become a Newcastle supporter, an Arsenal supporter and will probably become a Queens Park Rangers supporter in the hope that the Citizens will fall at the final hurdle.
Obviously I'm just hoping that somehow, Manchester United will win the league and Sir Alex Ferguson will get to lift the trophy once more. Yet as we head into the final match of the Premier League season, I know that this simply will not happen.
Manchester City will win the league.
It's frustrating to write but not difficult as throughout the year, Roberto Mancini's men have been the better of the two Manchester sides. City do deserve the title that they'll lift high on Sunday, and they have been the superior team.This is a side that has found the back of the net 90 times this season, and whilst those numbers aren't quite in the Real Madrid league, they still show City's attacking prowess this season.
That goal tally equates to around 2.43 goals per game—the highest average in the league.
Throughout 37 Premier League matches, the Citizens scored two or more goals on 25 of those occasions and have held a clean sheet at the other end in half of those matches.
In fact, as well as having the best attack, City also can claim the best defense with just 27 goals conceded this season—again, the fewest in the league. For all their away troubles this season, Mancini's men have conceded just 17 goals away and even fewer at home.
At home, they've simply been outstanding this season.
They haven't lost, only had the one draw and have conceded just 10 goals in 18 matches. That's an average of 0.55 goals per game or a clean sheet in 61 percent of their home matches, which, again, is the best in the league.
Keep in mind also that out of those 10 goals they've conceded, three of them came in their 3-3 draw with Sunderland and two of them came in their 3-2 defeat of Tottenham. Taking out those two matches, it's really just five goals conceded in 16 matches then for City.
Manchester United cannot claim the offensive and defensive superiority of Manchester City, nor can they claim the same home-ground advantage.
Few City fans—and few United fans—will be able to forget the 6-1 annihilation that the Citizens put on the Red Devils at Old Trafford back in October last year as it perhaps signaled the changing of the guard in terms of English footballing dominance.
City won both meetings between this year in the Premier League, with their recent 1-0 win over United the win that perhaps sealed the championship for them.
Sir Alex Ferguson's men may have got their revenge to some extent in the FA Cup, but seeing that they were promptly bundled out in the next round, the revenge was only short lived.
Oh, and there was the Community Shield at the start of the year.
So we've got the shield and an FA Cup win that didn't equate to much compared to a 6-1 flogging at their home ground and a 1-0 loss that surrendered the Premier League to our rivals.
I know which one I'd rather have and again, it shows that Manchester City truly were the more superior team in the Premier League this season and that they do deserve their league title.
Against the top five sides in the league, Manchester United has recorded three losses and a draw, whilst City have just the one loss. That's 11 points that the Red Devils have dropped as opposed to just three from City—there's your league title right there.
However, the league has been won and lost in the last six weeks alone—regardless of what else has happened during the year. The last six weeks was where City won—and United lost—the trophy.
Back at the start of April, City had all but surrendered the title to Manchester United. They'd lost another away match to Arsenal and were eight points back in the title race with six weeks to go.
They had a tough run at home too—playing at home to Manchester United, as well as tough away fixtures at Norwich, Wolves and Newcastle United who were eying a Champions League berth next year.
United, on the other hand, were cruising and already had one hand on the trophy.
They won eight in a row and hadn't lost in their past 12 matches. David De Gea hadn't been beaten in his last five matches. They had the return fixture to Manchester City, but other than that, had just an home game to Everton and an away game to Sunderland to worry about.
The title was theirs, so to speak.
Whilst United somehow threw away their title chances with losses to Wigan and City, as well as a 4-4 draw at home to Everton, City did what they had to do and won football games.
In their last five matches where United have secured just seven points, City have secured 15—doing what they had to do and win football games.
And when it appeared the league title would all come down to the Manchester derby, United came out and tried to play defense for 90 minutes, whilst City, you guessed it, did what they had to do and won the football game.
So as Manchester City lift the Premier League trophy high over the weekend, I'll no doubt be disappointed as I wanted my Red Devils to be the ones celebrating—but I won't be confused.
For the better team really will have won, and the better team will have finished first.
It's nothing against United—I think they were the superior side for 35 weeks of the Premier League.
Manchester City simply have been the superior of the two sides this year and have shown it through their dominant record, imposing home-ground advantage and their success over United.
So congratulations to Mancini and the Citizens, the rightful winners of the league.
Doesn't mean I won't be cheering for Queens Park Rangers come Sunday though.

DOUG'S DAILY MAIL'S FIT A STORY TO A TRAINING PICTURE BOLLOX
Talking tactics or a telling off? Balotelli gets private training ground chat with Mancini
So what's he done now then? Manchester City manager Roberto Mancini is busy preparing his side for Sunday's title decider at home to QPR.
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But he had to take time out during Wednesday's training session at Carrington to pull controversial striker Mario Balotelli to one side.
The pair appeared to hold an animated discussion with Mancini waving his finger at Balotelli, in what looked to be a bit of a grilling.
After he was sent off at Arsenal last month, Mancini initially warned that Balotelli would never play for the club again.
Despite backtracking on that statement days later, the former Inter Milan striker has yet to make an appearance for City since returning from a three-match ban - coinciding with the club overturning an eight-point gap from rivals Manchester United.
They now head into the final day of the Barclays Premier League needing only to equal Sir Alex Ferguson's side's result at Sunderland in order to lift their first championship since 1968.
City host the side with worst away record in the top flight and after last weekend's impressive 2-0 win at Champions League chasing Newcastle go into the showdown with supreme confidence that they can end their 44-year title wait.
But Balotelli - despite his 13 goals in the league this season - looks like he'll have to settle for a place on the bench with Sergio Aguero, Carlos Tevez and Edin Dzeko all above him in the City pecking order.
Perhaps that was what Mancini was attempting to explain...

OTHER BOLLOX
Juventus have become the first club to publicly express an interest in signing Robin van Persie, 28, but Arsenal are confident they can keep the Netherlands striker at Emirates Stadium. Guardian

Manchester United are lining up a sensational move for 28-year-old Van Persie, who has just one year remaining on his contract, as Sir Alex Ferguson attempts to compete with big-spending Manchester City in the transfer market. talkSHIT

Ferguson is also preparing to make a £10m bid for Everton's 27-year-old left-back Leighton Baines. Daily Mirror

Chelsea are set to defy the wishes of their fans by letting Didier Drogba, 34, leave this month - after the striker's demands for a new two-year deal fell on deaf ears. Daily Mirror

Liverpool are chasing Juventus outcast and 27-year-old Serbia winger Milos Krasic. talkSHIT

Reds boss Kenny Dalglish is also eyeing Real Madrid utility man Hamit Altintop, 29, as a possible replacement for Dirk Kuyt, who is wanted by Hamburg. Metro

Goalkeeper Paul Robinson, 32, is considering his future at relegated Blackburn — and West Ham will lead the fight for his signature. the Sun

Chelsea interim manager Roberto Di Matteo expects to be axed by Roman Abramovich — even if he wins the Champions League. the Sun

Gus Poyet is on the verge of quitting as manager of Brighton after it emerged he is on the wanted list of three top West Midlands clubs. West Brom and relegated Wolves are on the lookout for new managers and Aston Villa are also considering Alex McLeish's future after a disappointing first season in charge. Daily Mail

Liverpool striker Andy Carroll hopes he has caught the attention of England manager Roy Hodgson after his end-of-season goal flourish. Carroll has scored nine times this season, with three coming in his last six appearances. Daily Telegraph

West Brom striker Shane Long says the Baggies need a "big manager" to replace Hodgson, who takes charge of the club for the last time on Sunday before leaving to lead England at Euro 2012. Express & Star

Paul Gascoigne is worried Newcastle could lose some of their key players to Europe's heavyweights this summer - even if Alan Pardew's side qualify for the Champions League. Newcastle Chronicle

Meanwhile, Newcastle duo Hatem Ben Arfa and Yohan Cabaye are among eight Premier League players who could face England after being named in France's Euro 2012 training squad. Daily Mail

West Ham boss Sam Allardyce is ready to raid former club Blackburn for goalkeeper Paul Robinson following Rovers' relegation. Daily Mirror

Former Everton player Ian Snodin insists the signing of Steven Pienaar, who is on loan from Tottenham, must be manager David Moyes's main priority in the transfer window. Liverpool Echo

Graeme Souness has been earmarked for a sensational Ibrox return by two of the groups trying to buy Rangers. Daily Mail


MORE BOLLOX LATER ...

Re: Thursday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2012 7:20 am
by Yffi_88
Treating us to some large bollox this morning Chinners! :)

Nice to see the Express trying to throw a spanner into the works with the Yaya story 4 days before the biggest game in our recent history.

And nice to see the rag columnists/bloggers giving it the Mancini-style "City WILL win the league, we have NO chance" reverse psychology.

Hopefully we wont be affected and Diego 'Manchester City' Maradona can have a celebratory binge.

Re: Thursday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2012 7:45 am
by southern softy
well, some cracking bollox this morning!
Yaya off to Spain.
Mancini-Balo kickoff.

The only article I really believe - 'City deserve to win the league'

Re: Thursday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2012 8:28 am
by dick dastardley
if the yaya story is true its bad timing ahead of what is probably a history defining moment at the club!!

Re: Thursday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2012 8:53 am
by ant london
dick dastardley wrote:if the yaya story is true its bad timing ahead of what is probably a history defining moment at the club!!


is it fuck true...jesus....how can some of you be so stupid

this is the actual fucking story with no sensationalism http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/foot ... 29044.html?

Manchester City midfielder Yaya Touré says writing a new chapter in the club's history is why he joined them from Barcelona – but admitted he would like a return to the Nou Camp one day.

The 28-year-old, who shocked Barcelona supporters two years ago when he moved to England, said: "This is why I came to a club like City without such a big history – I wanted to make some history for myself.

"When you are at the biggest club in the world and you go to a club where there is not such a big history, the key is the desire to change that. Now the club has the money to buy almost any player. It's incredible how we have come from nothing and in two or three years reached a fantastic level.

"We are very close now but we have to maintain the hunger until the end. I want to give everything to give some happiness back to the supporters. The win [at Newcastle] at the weekend was decisive, but not completely decisive. We were up against a very difficult side and knowing that [Manchester] United were not going to stop winning their games."

But when asked by Catalan radio station RAC1 if once he had made history with City he felt like returning, he said: "You could say that Barcelona has been the most important club for me. A few years back I always said I would like to finish my career there but things worked out differently and I had to leave. If one day I had to go back to Barcelona then it would be phenomenal."

Touré told the programme Tu Diras that he followed Barcelona's matches from Manchester. "I even have the transmission in Catalan and if I have a game at the same time as them then I will call the friends that I have there to see how things have gone," he said.

Re: Thursday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2012 9:01 am
by Im_Spartacus
ant london wrote:
dick dastardley wrote:if the yaya story is true its bad timing ahead of what is probably a history defining moment at the club!!


is it fuck true...jesus....how can some of you be so stupid

this is the actual fucking story with no sensationalism http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/foot ... 29044.html?

Manchester City midfielder Yaya Touré says writing a new chapter in the club's history is why he joined them from Barcelona – but admitted he would like a return to the Nou Camp one day.

The 28-year-old, who shocked Barcelona supporters two years ago when he moved to England, said: "This is why I came to a club like City without such a big history – I wanted to make some history for myself.

"When you are at the biggest club in the world and you go to a club where there is not such a big history, the key is the desire to change that. Now the club has the money to buy almost any player. It's incredible how we have come from nothing and in two or three years reached a fantastic level.

"We are very close now but we have to maintain the hunger until the end. I want to give everything to give some happiness back to the supporters. The win [at Newcastle] at the weekend was decisive, but not completely decisive. We were up against a very difficult side and knowing that [Manchester] United were not going to stop winning their games."

But when asked by Catalan radio station RAC1 if once he had made history with City he felt like returning, he said: "You could say that Barcelona has been the most important club for me. A few years back I always said I would like to finish my career there but things worked out differently and I had to leave. If one day I had to go back to Barcelona then it would be phenomenal."

Touré told the programme Tu Diras that he followed Barcelona's matches from Manchester. "I even have the transmission in Catalan and if I have a game at the same time as them then I will call the friends that I have there to see how things have gone," he said.


Not to mention that he said he wanted to go back to Barca one day, pretty much the day he signed for City, it's no big secret.

Re: Thursday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2012 9:03 am
by Dameerto
dick dastardley wrote:if the yaya story is true its bad timing ahead of what is probably a history defining moment at the club!!



You mean, if the twisted version of it that came out in the media has a grain of truth to it just a few days before a crucial game for us. His conference was widely reported on when he left Barca and came here, in fact I think we discussed it on the board here. The conclusion we arrived at, was that it was a series of respectful comments by a player who enjoyed his time at a club and who wanted to depart on good terms.

Re: Thursday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2012 9:05 am
by blues-clues
Yep! It aint called Bollox for nothing!

If he wanted to stay at Barca he could have said no to the deal we gave him but there is no way that Barca would match his wages or make an offer that we would accept.

City will not be selling players to competitors unless the deal is silly and we can get a suitable replacement. There is not another player in the world like Yaya at the moment. Barca may look to make some changes in the summer and they may regret selling Yaya but the only way he is going back there is when his contract is up.

Re: Thursday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2012 10:36 am
by DoomMerchant
Im_Spartacus wrote:
ant london wrote:
dick dastardley wrote:if the yaya story is true its bad timing ahead of what is probably a history defining moment at the club!!


is it fuck true...jesus....how can some of you be so stupid

this is the actual fucking story with no sensationalism http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/foot ... 29044.html?

Manchester City midfielder Yaya Touré says writing a new chapter in the club's history is why he joined them from Barcelona – but admitted he would like a return to the Nou Camp one day.

The 28-year-old, who shocked Barcelona supporters two years ago when he moved to England, said: "This is why I came to a club like City without such a big history – I wanted to make some history for myself.

"When you are at the biggest club in the world and you go to a club where there is not such a big history, the key is the desire to change that. Now the club has the money to buy almost any player. It's incredible how we have come from nothing and in two or three years reached a fantastic level.

"We are very close now but we have to maintain the hunger until the end. I want to give everything to give some happiness back to the supporters. The win [at Newcastle] at the weekend was decisive, but not completely decisive. We were up against a very difficult side and knowing that [Manchester] United were not going to stop winning their games."

But when asked by Catalan radio station RAC1 if once he had made history with City he felt like returning, he said: "You could say that Barcelona has been the most important club for me. A few years back I always said I would like to finish my career there but things worked out differently and I had to leave. If one day I had to go back to Barcelona then it would be phenomenal."

Touré told the programme Tu Diras that he followed Barcelona's matches from Manchester. "I even have the transmission in Catalan and if I have a game at the same time as them then I will call the friends that I have there to see how things have gone," he said.


Not to mention that he said he wanted to go back to Barca one day, pretty much the day he signed for City, it's no big secret.


posted in your barca top no doubt.

yaya isn't going anywhere...ridiculous thoughts. is it still Thursday?

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Re: Thursday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2012 10:42 am
by ant london
I keep texting you and getting donuts you bald shyster

Re: Thursday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2012 10:48 am
by john68
"JOE HART TO LEAVE MANCHESTER AND RETURN TO SHREWSBURY, IF CITY WIN THE TITLE THIS WEEKEND"[center][/center]

Last night England's number one goalkeeper sensationally revealed he will leave Manchester and return to Shrewsbury, should City win the title this weekend. Speaking before the big game on Sunday, Hart revealed that when he first left Shrewsbury to sign for City, he was devastated. He exclusively told me "Yeah, it's one of those mistakes that people make in life that you have to live with. I was young and overly enthusiastic, my head must have been in the clouds and before I knew it, I was in the daily routine of training with City, then on loan to Birmingham and than I had my England duties to attend to."
Hart always promised he would return and "Now is the right time." he said.
Why the sudden urge now to return back to the place of his roots? Hart exclusively revealed that as he walked from his old Salop flat, he never realised that he was leaving behind his old collection of Panini sticker albums. "I forgot all about them and a mate reminded me he had them stored in his garage. I told him I would nip down to pick them up sometime next week."

BTW...That was NOT lazy journalism, it took me a couple of minutes to think of that.

SCHOLES TO LEAVE UNITED AND RETURN TO OLDHAM. in an interview last night with the exhumed and freshly embalmed body of Paul Scholes, It was revealed that for years, after training each day, he had travelled to Oldham. "Often as I drive past, I glance up and notice Boundary Park across the fields. I just have to return to Oldham 'cos that's where I live."

Re: Thursday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2012 10:58 am
by DoomMerchant
ant london wrote:I keep texting you and getting donuts you bald shyster


cockface...i've done the same and got a goose egg in response. Truce?

Re: Thursday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2012 10:59 am
by Yffi_88
Cant believe it. He seemed to have found a home at City.

What's nicky weaver up to?

Re: Thursday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2012 11:03 am
by ant london
brilliant John....OK you can live a bit longer I guess

Re: Thursday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2012 11:06 am
by Scatman
Sheikh Mansoor can't make it because of his diary. That idiot who is trying to sell his ticket in the other thread can't go because of his dairy (his wife is probably a fat cow) yet he gets all the grief. It's time we let this Sheikh know what we thought of him and his sorry ass excuses for not going to the biggest game ever. No doubt he's sold his ticket to someone for a few quid as well. Maradona, no doubt. That's if he could be bothered to phone up and get one in the first place because I bet he isn't a season ticket holder. He'll be the one sneaking in when they open the gates near full time next year. Loser.

Re: Thursday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2012 11:08 am
by john68
ant london wrote:brilliant John....OK you can live a bit longer I guess


"when I finally go Mate...I am going to use the same team that currently exhume the Ginger Whinger and I'm gonna return on a daily basis to haunt Gillie....He'll miss me.

Re: Thursday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2012 11:15 am
by gillie
john68 wrote:
ant london wrote:brilliant John....OK you can live a bit longer I guess


"when I finally go Mate...I am going to use the same team that currently exhume the Ginger Whinger and I'm gonna return on a daily basis to haunt Gillie....He'll miss me.

Yeah like i miss fuckin toothache you old git.

Re: Thursday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2012 11:25 am
by Chinners
gillie wrote:
john68 wrote:
ant london wrote:brilliant John....OK you can live a bit longer I guess


"when I finally go Mate...I am going to use the same team that currently exhume the Ginger Whinger and I'm gonna return on a daily basis to haunt Gillie....He'll miss me.

Yeah like i miss fuckin toothache you old git.


Ageist, swearist and toothist all in one sentence .... Excellent work A+

Re: Thursday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2012 11:31 am
by gillie
Chinners wrote:
gillie wrote:
john68 wrote:
ant london wrote:brilliant John....OK you can live a bit longer I guess


"when I finally go Mate...I am going to use the same team that currently exhume the Ginger Whinger and I'm gonna return on a daily basis to haunt Gillie....He'll miss me.

Yeah like i miss fuckin toothache you old git.


Ageist, swearist and toothist all in one sentence .... Excellent work A+

Hey Chinns me old mate you givin Craig's arm a rest today with no wag posted or did you forget?

Re: Thursday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2012 11:33 am
by Chinners
Nah, just didn't want the WAG to distract from the ample bollox today ... usual wagtastic service will resume tomorrow.