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Postby Chinners » Sat May 12, 2012 11:35 am

Roberto Mancini says Manchester City have played best football
Manager Roberto Mancini says he trusts his Manchester City side to finish the job and be crowned champions on Sunday.
But even if they fail, the Italian insists his side have played the best football in the league this season.
Mancini's men are ahead of Manchester United on goal difference and will win the Premier League title by equalling their neighbours' result.
"I trust them 100 per cent," said the Blues boss. "They know they have everything in their hands."
He added: "They've worked very hard and fought for every game, for one year, and in this championship that is very hard.
"I think in the end the team that wins deserves to win, always.
"We have played the better football, 100%, even if we don't win, we played the better football."
City lead heading into the final day despite slipping eight points behind neighbours United following defeat at Arsenal on 8 April.
Mancini's side meet QPR at the Etihad while United must travel to Sunderland.
"I think that, at that moment, it was good for us because it took off all the pressure," said Mancini, who believes City would be worthy winners having led for most of the season and scored the most goals.
"Like all teams, it is impossible to play well every game for one year. We had one month where we had a problem - we didn't play well, we conceded easy goals, we didn't score. This is normal, I think.
"But we always believed, also when we were eight points behind.
"Against United and Newcastle we played really well, as a strong team mentally, and I think we should do the same on Sunday."
Ferguson and QPR boss Mark Hughes have described Mancini's tactics as negative, with Ferguson claiming City played with an Italian mentality by switching to a five-man midfield during their crucial derby victory on 30 April.
"I agree with him," joked Mancini, who later said the same about Hughes. "I'm Italian, I can't change my mentality, and he's Scottish."
But he added of Ferguson: "I think he's the best manager in the world."
And should Mancini beat the legendary United boss to the title, he will be staying well clear of controversial striker Mario Balotelli.
"If we win, it's better to stay far from Mario because it'll be very dangerous!" he quipped.

Sir Matt Busby applauds Manchester City on 1968 title
Manchester United manager Sir Matt Busby congratulates Manchester City boss Joe Mercer on winning the First Division title in 1968. The win was City's last top-flight title, usurping neighbours United as champions by winning 4-3 at Newcastle. Busby's team would go on to lift the European Cup a couple of weeks later.
History could repeat itself on Sunday, with City favourites to lift the Premier League trophy ahead of holders United.
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Title failure could wreck Man City's future - Fergie
Alex Ferguson has loaded the pressure onto Manchester City ahead of Sunday's climax to the Premier League title race, warning the City players that they could ruin the club's future if they fail to beat QPR.
Ferguson is close to helpless in the defence of Manchester United's crown, knowing he almost certainly cannot stop City winning the league if they overcome QPR at The Etihad Stadium. All he has left is his famed mind games (yawn), and he has made one final attempt to influence the outcome of Sunday's action.
Such is the expectation for City to end their 44-year wait for a top-flight championship that Ferguson insists it would almost be embarrassing for the club's players to mess up.
Roberto Mancini's men could be on the cusp of an era of success - funded by the finances of their owners - but Ferguson warns that failure this weekend could leave City nursing a scar so deep that it could stay with them for years.
"City have got to win, but it's an enormous challenge for them, because the disappointment of losing the game would be unbelievable," Ferguson said.
"It's untold at this moment in time what affect it could have on them."
The pain of seeing United's neighbours take their Premier League crown would hurt Ferguson this weekend. But he insists the agony facing City if they capitulate under the pressure will be far worse.
"To win the league is not easy," Ferguson said. "Many people underestimate how difficult it is to win the league.
"It's fantastic for the neutral, fantastic for the media, but agony for both clubs, and more so for City if they lose it."

Royle: Balotelli red card could have won Man City the title
Former Manchester City player and manager, Joe Royle, has told talkSPORT that Mario Balotelli getting sent off at Arsenal could well have won them the Premier League.
The temperamental Italian striker spent the majority of the first-half in their 1-0 defeat to the Gunners putting in poor challenges on Bacary Sagna and an exceptionally bad one on Alex Song, in the end the 21-year-old was shown a red card for two bookable offences.
But his replacement for the last five games, Carlos Tevez, has scored four times as they have usurped rivals Man United and put in some excellent team performances when, after his misdemeanour in Munich, it had looked like he may never play for Man City again.
And Royle believes that Roberto Mancini’s decision to forgive the Argentine and reintroduce him to the starting line could well be vindicated if they lift the Premier League trophy on Sunday afternoon.
“In my own humble opinion I think Tevez and Aguero as a pair are City’s best bet [to play against QPR]. You don’t use trust and Balotelli in the same sentence because that has been his problem.
“He has been volatile and arguably the situation at Arsenal worked for Man City, whereby when he got sent off Mancini had to bring back Tevez and they’ve never looked back since.
“I don’t think [Mancini] handled the [Carlos] Tevez situation as well as he might have done, but they have come storming back.
“He’s bought great players, Yaya Toure has been exceptional, and there is no doubt in my mind that they have the best players assembled.“If they win the Premier League he’ll be totally vindicated"

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OTHER BOLLOX
Clint Dempsey may have played his last game for Fulham after the 29-year-old was ruled out of the club's final match of the season with a groin strain. Everton, Liverpool and Arsenal are all ready to make bids in the summer. Daily Mail

On-loan Sunderland striker Nicklas Bendtner, 24, wants a new challenge away from parent club Arsenal.
Daily Mirror

Reading are preparing an ambitious bid to lure Tottenham striker Jermain Defoe to the Madejski Stadium. The 29-year-old has struggled for first-team football at White Hart Lane this season. Metro

Everton manager David Moyes is set for talks with chairman Bill Kenwright in the next few days and hopes to unlock the transfer funds that could propel the Goodison Park side back into the top six. Daily Mail

Marseille hope to persuade Chelsea striker Didier Drogba to return to the south of France with the 34-year-old's hopes of being offered a new two-year deal at Stamford Bridge fading. Metro

Japanese playmaker Shinji Kagawa will hold a final round of contract talks with Borussia Dortmund, before deciding whether to walk out on the German champions amid interest from a host of Premier League sides, including Manchester United, Arsenal and Tottenham. talkSHIT

Lazio are in discussions to sign out-of-favour Manchester United striker Dimitar Berbatov. The 31-year-old has made just five Premier League starts this season. talkSHIT

Swansea goalkeeper Michel Vorm, 29, has ruled out a summer move to Arsenal because he wants to continue playing every week. the Sun

Neil Lennon insists Celtic are willing and able to spend up to £4m on a new star player this summer. Daily Express

Celtic manager Neil Lennon believes goalkeeper Fraser Forster can secure a place in the England squad even if he makes his loan switch from Newcastle United permanent. Daily Record

Neil Lennon says Fraser Forster's agent has been proving elusive as the Celtic manager attempts to get the goalkeeper to accept personal terms for a transfer from Newcastle United. The Sun

Celtic have revived their interest in Dundee United full-back Paul Dixon, who is out of contract this summer and destined to leave Tannadice. Daily Record

Aberdeen midfielder Kari Arnason wants to remain at Pittodrie after reaslising that no club was prepared to meet his increased wage demands. Daily Record

England manager Roy Hodgson could yet include Chelsea defender John Terry in his squad for Euro 2012 despite previous reports to the contrary. Daily Mirror

England's most recent captain Scott Parker is still suffering with an Achilles problem and could be a doubt for England's Euro 2012 campaign. Tottenham manager Harry Redknapp said of his midfielder: "He's not been fit. It is not a rupture, but it is sore and bothering him." the Sun

Wigan manager Roberto Martinez will hold talks with owner Dave Whelan next week over his future at the club. Daily Mirror

The three-man Scottish Football Association panel's report into Rangers concluded that former owner Sir David Murray ignored warnings that Craig Whyte had no visible means to buy the club, was aware that the new owner had been banned as a director but was forced by Lloyds bank to sell the club to save his business empire. Daily Record

The three-man Scottish Football Association panel's report into Rangers also claims that the club failed to tell the governing body that new owner Craig Whyte was banned as a director, that he was guilty of "scandalous business activities" while in charge and that only match-fixing would have been a more serious offence that the practices at Ibrox. Daily Record

Former Rangers chairman Alastair Johnston rejects criticism of himself and other Rangers directors over the sale of the club to Craig Whyte, saying the SFA showed no interest in intervening despite the club's board making public its misgivings about the new owner. (Daily Record) Daily Record

Charles Green, whose group is in pole position to buy Rangers, has had business dealings with a finance firm connected with disgraced Rangers owner Craig Whyte. Daily Record

Celtic manager Neil Lennon has urged the club's fans not to boycott games involving clubs who might vote to keep Rangers in the Scottish Premier League, saying it would damage his own side. Daily Record

Wolves captain Roger Johnson has admitted to not knowing anything about the club's new manager Stale Solbakken. "I don't know who the guy is," Johnson said. "It is out of the blue. We'll see what happens." Solbakken officially takes over on 1 July and will not be at Sunday's final game of the season against Wigan. Daily Mirror
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Re: Saturday's B*ll*x

Postby Bianchi on Ice » Sat May 12, 2012 12:06 pm

you wait...City win the league...then on monday..."Fergie says "City wont win 20" blah lah fuckin blah....yeah, and like the spoilt little raggy cunt fans are really appreciative of all your work...I hope, really hope City fans dont become like that lot i really do.
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Re: Saturday's B*ll*x

Postby mcfc1632 » Sat May 12, 2012 12:16 pm

Bianchi on Ice wrote:you wait...City win the league...then on monday..."Fergie says "City wont win 20" blah lah fuckin blah....yeah, and like the spoilt little raggy cunt fans are really appreciative of all your work...I hope, really hope City fans dont become like that lot i really do.



If we win it this year we could win it year on year for a long time IMO - so just 17 years to go to overtake them - LOL. Hopefully not being like them in that comment - just think that we could really push on and I hope baconface sticks around to take it
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Re: Saturday's B*ll*x

Postby gillie » Sat May 12, 2012 12:19 pm

mcfc1632 wrote:
Bianchi on Ice wrote:you wait...City win the league...then on monday..."Fergie says "City wont win 20" blah lah fuckin blah....yeah, and like the spoilt little raggy cunt fans are really appreciative of all your work...I hope, really hope City fans dont become like that lot i really do.



If we win it this year we could win it year on year for a long time IMO - so just 17 years to go to overtake them - LOL. Hopefully not being like them in that comment - just think that we could really push on and I hope baconface sticks around to take it

Jelly and ice cream mate lol.
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Re: Saturday's B*ll*x

Postby steveo_88 » Sat May 12, 2012 12:39 pm

gillie wrote:
mcfc1632 wrote:
Bianchi on Ice wrote:you wait...City win the league...then on monday..."Fergie says "City wont win 20" blah lah fuckin blah....yeah, and like the spoilt little raggy cunt fans are really appreciative of all your work...I hope, really hope City fans dont become like that lot i really do.



If we win it this year we could win it year on year for a long time IMO - so just 17 years to go to overtake them - LOL. Hopefully not being like them in that comment - just think that we could really push on and I hope baconface sticks around to take it

Jelly and ice cream mate lol.


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Re: Saturday's B*ll*x

Postby Swales4ever » Sat May 12, 2012 3:13 pm

oh... Jessica!

1. "unintelligible language"
2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"
5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


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Re: Saturday's B*ll*x

Postby Chinners » Sat May 12, 2012 6:41 pm

Mario Balotelli and Samir Nasri take to voodoo to help Man City win title B*ll*x
Manchester City have seemingly turned to voodoo in a bid to help them make history by winning the Premier League title this weekend.
Citizens stars including Mario Balotelli and Samir Nasri met up with eight witch doctors on a night out in the city this week.
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Nasri and Balotelli are relying on voodoo as Man City attempt to win the Premier League (Getty)
According to reports, the duo and several of their team-mates took part in a special session with the voodoo experts at a bar.
An insider revealed some of the details behind the unusual night out, stating: 'They seemed really into it all.
'The witch doctors spoke directly to the City boys and I think they were showing them how to cast spells.'
The players were then spotted 'joking about' amongst themselves with the doctors' cards, according to the Sun, prompting speculation they may be relying on the power of voodoo ahead of their vital clash with QPR tomorrow.
Despite remaining out on the town until about 4am, a party-goer at Manchester's Panacea bar said the star-studded gathering was well behaved and controlled.
If City take all three points against the struggling west London outfit at the Etihad Stadium they will lift their first Premier League trophy, unless rivals Manchester United win by eight more goals against Sunderland.

Some Manchester City fans are risking the perils of premature celebration, it seems
We know that beating QPR at home isn’t exactly the most difficult of tasks, but have Manchester City supporters never heard of a jinx?
You wouldn’t think it to look at some the scarves that were on sale in Manchester today celebrating Roberto Mancini’s side as Premier League Champions and openly mocking their crosstown rivals Manchester United, who have all but thrown away the title in recent weeks.
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Pictures of the scarves (like the ones above) did the rounds on Twitter today and were instantly met with anxious City fans fearing a jinx and conversely, some unprintable replies from United fans.
Superstitious City fans are likely to have their worries eased around 5pm tomorrow if everything goes to plan, by which time the so-called noisy neighbours will be more than happy to rub their success firmly in the noses of United fans.
Besides, it’s not as if United aren’t familiar with the art of premature celebration. BetFred, run by well known Red Devils supporter Fred Done, lost nearly a million quid after paying out on United as Premier League winners when they looked home and hosed last month.
We don't envisage that City fans will be forced into a similarly embarrassing climbdown tomorrow, but you never know...
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Re: Saturday's B*ll*x

Postby john68 » Sat May 12, 2012 7:40 pm

Having attacked us for our Lack of experience and inability to take pressure. Then had it shoved down our throats that it was because the refs were biased against the rags.
Now our players are grassed up to the public for being out at 4am in Panacea and practising Voodoo in a bar. Practising Voodoo in a fuclin bar? with a fuclin bunch of witch doctors. That reporter has been on summat powdery.

...and those who wheel those trolleys around the ground are thesame guys that wander about outside the MEN Arena with the flashing ears and neon headbands when Kylie's in Town. Maybe the Kylie fans are ganging up on us cos Chinners prefers Dannii.

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