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Scum's first signing for next season

PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 7:58 pm
by lovecity8utd
Is Paul scholars - signed for another year. They really mean business! Sky presenter just made out it was good news for scum.

Re: Scum's first signing for next season

PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 8:02 pm
by feedthegreek
lovecity8utd wrote:Is Paul scholars - signed for another year. They really mean business! Sky presenter just made out it was good news for scum.

hell be in englands squad next ffs.

Re: Scum's first signing for next season

PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 9:35 pm
by freshie
That's the 2012/2013 footballer of the year award decided then

Re: Scum's first signing for next season

PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 9:49 pm
by Crossie
This is excellent news, it means they wont be signing another centre mid. Scholes can't last 90 mins let alone a full season.

Giggs will fade away too.

Tick tock

Re: Scum's first signing for next season

PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 9:52 pm
by PeterParker
I wonder if Nicky Butt and David May are still available

Re: Scum's first signing for next season

PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 9:54 pm
by john68
The rags must have bought too much embalming fluid and need to use it up.

Re: Scum's first signing for next season

PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 10:40 pm
by paul_oresteia
Wasn't sure where to post this but...

Anyone seen the comments coming from the United dinner?


Ferguson unhappy City won title after United game finished: "It's something the Premier League should look into" HOW???

Ominous message from Ferguson at United dinner: "Those Sunderland fans who cheered for City ... we won't forget that" Really Fergie?

Ferguson: "We aren't like other clubs that can spend fortunes ... City will spend fortunes, stupid money & pay silly salaries" No need to comment.

MUFC chief Gill on MCFC: "We'll see what's happening with the financial fair play & how that's implemented & what the sanctions are "


No class what so ever. Even on a night where it was all about them they can't help themselves but talk about how we've bought the title, blah, blah, blah.

Funniest thing is that all games should finish at the same time. How could that possibly happen? Is he suggesting we do away with Fergie time?

Mancini really has affected him this season. Brilliant.

Re: Scum's first signing for next season

PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 10:44 pm
by Slim
PeterParker wrote:I wonder if Nicky Butt and David May are still available


Bobby Charlton's looking to make a comeback I hear.

Re: Scum's first signing for next season

PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 10:51 pm
by Alioune DVToure
BREAKING NEWS: Hot on the heels of Paul Scholes's new contract, Manchester United continue rebuilding process by revealing second new signing.....

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Re: Scum's first signing for next season

PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 10:59 pm
by Michigan Blue
paul_oresteia wrote:Ferguson unhappy City won title after United game finished: "It's something the Premier League should look into" HOW???

Ominous message from Ferguson at United dinner: "Those Sunderland fans who cheered for City ... we won't forget that" Really Fergie?

Ferguson: "We aren't like other clubs that can spend fortunes ... City will spend fortunes, stupid money & pay silly salaries" No need to comment.

MUFC chief Gill on MCFC: "We'll see what's happening with the financial fair play & how that's implemented & what the sanctions are "


Is this fucking real?!

What a bitter, desperate, pathetic club, with a bewildered, angry, sad little man of a figurehead.

The iron thrones are falling.

Balo was right. It was better to win it this way, because it inflicted more suffering on "them."

Re: Scum's first signing for next season

PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 11:13 pm
by freshie
Slim wrote:
PeterParker wrote:I wonder if Nicky Butt and David May are still available


Bobby Charlton's looking to make a comeback I hear.


Comb-overs are back in

Re: Scum's first signing for next season

PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 11:21 pm
by ronk
paul_oresteia wrote:Wasn't sure where to post this but...

Anyone seen the comments coming from the United dinner?

Ferguson unhappy City won title after United game finished: "It's something the Premier League should look into" HOW???

Ominous message from Ferguson at United dinner: "Those Sunderland fans who cheered for City ... we won't forget that" Really Fergie?

Ferguson: "We aren't like other clubs that can spend fortunes ... City will spend fortunes, stupid money & pay silly salaries" No need to comment.

MUFC chief Gill on MCFC: "We'll see what's happening with the financial fair play & how that's implemented & what the sanctions are "

No class what so ever. Even on a night where it was all about them they can't help themselves but talk about how we've bought the title, blah, blah, blah.

Funniest thing is that all games should finish at the same time. How could that possibly happen? Is he suggesting we do away with Fergie time?

Mancini really has affected him this season. Brilliant.


Delicious. Nothing as sour as those grapes.

Re: Scum's first signing for next season

PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 11:22 pm
by Goataldo
Michigan Blue wrote:
paul_oresteia wrote:Ferguson unhappy City won title after United game finished: "It's something the Premier League should look into" HOW???

Ominous message from Ferguson at United dinner: "Those Sunderland fans who cheered for City ... we won't forget that" Really Fergie?

Ferguson: "We aren't like other clubs that can spend fortunes ... City will spend fortunes, stupid money & pay silly salaries" No need to comment.

MUFC chief Gill on MCFC: "We'll see what's happening with the financial fair play & how that's implemented & what the sanctions are "


Is this fucking real?!

What a bitter, desperate, pathetic club, with a bewildered, angry, sad little man of a figurehead.

The iron thrones are falling.

Balo was right. It was better to win it this way, because it inflicted more suffering on "them."


Hilarious. Wonder if they'll be trying to patronise us with Liverpool being their real derby next season....?

Re: Scum's first signing for next season

PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 11:34 pm
by bluemoon
paul_oresteia wrote:Wasn't sure where to post this but...

Anyone seen the comments coming from the United dinner?


Ferguson unhappy City won title after United game finished: "It's something the Premier League should look into" HOW???

Ominous message from Ferguson at United dinner: "Those Sunderland fans who cheered for City ... we won't forget that" Really Fergie?

Ferguson: "We aren't like other clubs that can spend fortunes ... City will spend fortunes, stupid money & pay silly salaries" No need to comment.

MUFC chief Gill on MCFC: "We'll see what's happening with the financial fair play & how that's implemented & what the sanctions are "


No class what so ever. Even on a night where it was all about them they can't help themselves but talk about how we've bought the title, blah, blah, blah.

Funniest thing is that all games should finish at the same time. How could that possibly happen? Is he suggesting we do away with Fergie time?

Mancini really has affected him this season. Brilliant.


PMSL... Ungracious wankers. Those comments sum of the club and fans as a whole.

Re: Scum's first signing for next season

PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 11:49 pm
by Michigan Blue
Goataldo wrote:Hilarious. Wonder if they'll be trying to patronise us with Liverpool being their real derby next season....?


The cauliflower-nosed prat has already come out and said it will take us another 100 years to match their "history." More sad, desperate platitudes, obviously, but cowardice too, as he won't be alive to face the humiliation of seeing their trophy haul eclipsed in only half that time.

Re: Scum's first signing for next season

PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 11:51 pm
by ronk
Goataldo wrote:
Hilarious. Wonder if they'll be trying to patronise us with Liverpool being their real derby next season....?


Bravo. Stick that in the joke thread.

Re: Scum's first signing for next season

PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2012 3:09 am
by Swales4ever
hahaha!

Fergie is going ballistic as the rags rattle in despair: City are gonna play Hazard and they can only seek for... well, Shinji Kagawa!
I can already sense someone, like CityGer, would like to read arrogance in this post, while it's just a joyful acknowledgemt of the Evil Empire fall.

I've been particularly amused at reading these Taggart's quotes:
"We know City are going to spend fortunes, pay stupid money and silly salaries. We know that happens. We can't do anything about that.
"We are not like other clubs who can spend fortunes on proven goods. We invest in players who will be with the club for a long time, who will create the character of the club and the excitement for our fans.
"But we need to move on. Financial Fair Play is just around the corner.
"It is a flagship programme for Michel Platini and how that is implemented and the sanctions that are imposed are going to be interesting."
He is so desperately seeking for the lifebelt promised by Monsieur Platini & Herr KH Rummenigge!!!.... priceless

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Re: Scum's first signing for next season

PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2012 3:10 am
by john68
Sorry Goat Boy but that will be true Mate....a mid table battle for 11th place.
Our derby next year will probably be at Carrington when the 1st team play the reserves.

Re: Scum's first signing for next season

PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2012 3:44 am
by Swales4ever
opps!
it's late nite and I missed that the bitter quotes from the Drunk Drake were already covered.
I apologize for doubling it. I was so driven to highlight my disdain to what I read that I went straight to the forum posting before browsing

Re: Scum's first signing for next season

PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2012 5:46 am
by Nigels Tackle
freshie wrote:That's the 2012/2013 footballer of the year award decided then


i've heard that plans are being made to introduce the 'old player of the year' awards next season...