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Shrek

PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2012 7:56 pm
by carl_feedthegoat
FUCK OFF YOU FUCKIGN GARGOYLE - WE WILL MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE CHUMPS AGAIN WHEN WE PLAY YOU NEXT.

WANKER.

Sneer we go: Wayne Rooney takes swipe at Manchester City title win.

Munchenhausens green eyed granny shagging cunt has already lit the blue touchpaper on next season’s title race by sneering at City’s Premier League triumph. And the Munchen striker has vowed the Reds will be back stronger than ever in a bid to reclaim the crown they so dramatically lost on the final day of the campaign. Roberto Mancini’s Blues have been lauded for the way in which they won their first title in 44 years this season. But Shrek has other ideas, dismissing City’s success. “Everyone’s been saying how well City have played and how they’ve dominated the Premier League, but they’ve done it on goal difference!” said the 26-year-old. “We can hold our heads up high because we pushed City all the way. “We’ll be back, there’s no worries about that, we will be back stronger and better than ever.” The granny shagger also has hit out at Sunderland’s fans who celebrated City’s astonishing late comeback to snatch the crown from the Reds, who had won at the Stadium of Light on the nail-biting final day of the campaign. Edwin van der Sar hands plaudits to Munchenhausens successor David de Gea Dimitar Berbatov could be used as bait to land Robert Lewandowski “Of course, you wish it hadn’t happened like that for our fans,” he said. “And for us as players, it was sickening really to lose the title like that. “When the final whistle went, we didn’t really know what the score at City was. “But then we heard the Sunderland fans cheering. “It was sad to see that because they should be supporting their own team really. They didn’t have the best of seasons themselves so for them to be cheering like that was sad. It was something myself and a lot of the players won’t forget.”

Good - I hope you wont forget it you fuckign ugly funnel ears.......next year you wont even come second...it will be 3rd or 4th......wanker.

Re: Shrek

PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2012 8:14 pm
by chips
I despise him more than any other player in the galaxy.

Re: Shrek

PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2012 8:23 pm
by SteveHPage
Cuntface. That is all.

Re: Shrek

PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2012 8:29 pm
by Lev Bronstein
We're going to get this all summer. Being told week after week about how they're going to be stronger next year, all the young players coming through yadder yadder.

It seems to me that they are deperate to big each other up so short of self-belief are they.

Shrek - you're frightening no-one.

Re: Shrek

PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2012 8:29 pm
by bigblue
As our success continues their bitterness will only grow and I love it

Re: Shrek

PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2012 8:35 pm
by PeterParker
I might be wrong, but i haven't heard anything like this (in the past 20 years) coming from Arsenal, Chelsea or even Liverpool (even though they didn't win the league) after losing the title in front of the rags.

This might respond to that curiosity that Shrek had because he saw the fans of Sunderland cheering. When you are a pack of arrogant twats, no wonder not a soul likes you.

Re: Shrek

PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2012 8:39 pm
by Mase
I'd love to see the fat scouse prick die a horrible death!

Oh shit! Am I allowed to say that after the Fergie thread?

Re: Shrek

PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2012 9:00 pm
by gillie
Mase wrote:I'd love to see the fat scouse prick die a horrible death!

Oh shit! Am I allowed to say that after the Fergie thread?

Probably from VD.

Re: Shrek

PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2012 9:26 pm
by Bear60
The Sunderland fans reaction just shows how much you and your horrible devil worshipping club and dispicable fans are hated by most other decent football clubs and fans ROONEY you disgusting piece of shit.

Re: Shrek

PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2012 9:35 pm
by carolina-blue
It makes It all the sweeter ( If thats possible ) Knowing they are still having mares about it ,

Re: Shrek

PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2012 9:56 pm
by blues-clues
There is so much wrong with his argument that it almost doesn't warrant a response but to suggest that they will come back stronger and better than ever is just grasping at straws. There are Salford squads from years gone by that would have been hard to beat even with the team we have now, squads that were reinforced every year with genuine quality.

They have made no signings of world class players for at least three seasons, failed to replace Ronaldo or Tevez and he thinks that Giggs(39), Scholes(38) Ferdinand (34), Vidic(31), Evra (30) and Carrick(30) have still got the potential to improve???

Ok that wont be the backbone of the team week in week out but most of them would not have been in Salford squads of yesteryear, they would have been moved on while they still had some value to be replaced by the next generation. As it is the fruit is withering on the tree, Rooney knows it, Fergie knows it and most of their fans know it. There is panic, resentment and anger in the comments they are making but they should be venting their spleens at their owners not their noisy neighbours cos we don't give a shit!!

Re: Shrek

PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2012 11:09 pm
by Dameerto
This is the guy who thought that grabbing the camera and swearing directly into it was the same thing as a player being caught swearing in an offguard moment during a match. Nuff said.

Re: Shrek

PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2012 11:33 pm
by patrickblue
The scouse 2 legend who famously said "Once a blue, always a blue". Twat of the highest order

Re: Shrek

PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2012 11:34 pm
by littlebig
Let him talk, it's loser talk.

Re: Shrek

PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2012 12:17 am
by Mingchester Mingy
Bear60 wrote:The Sunderland fans reaction just shows how much you and your horrible devil worshipping club and dispicable fans are hated by most other decent football clubs and fans ROONEY you disgusting piece of shit.

Bingo.

Re: Shrek

PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2012 6:11 am
by Evenmydoghatesunited
Bear60 wrote:The Sunderland fans reaction just shows how much you and your horrible devil worshipping club and dispicable fans are hated by most other decent football clubs and fans ROONEY you disgusting piece of shit.


Pube headed granny shagging knuckle dragging hub cap stealing knob bulb

Re: Shrek

PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2012 6:26 am
by Bianchi on Ice
chips wrote:I despise him more than any other player in the galaxy.


surely you mean any other living thing?...dont leave it open to suggestion that there is a more cunty cunt out there because I can assure you Chips there isnt

Re: Shrek

PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2012 6:29 am
by Wonderwall
great piece, it shows we really got to him ha ha ha ha nice

Re: Shrek

PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2012 6:30 am
by sheikh it all about
Don't be too hard on the lad. It was some effort for him to string more than 3 words together.

Re: Shrek

PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2012 7:08 am
by Swales4ever
Lev Bronstein wrote:We're going to get this all summer. Being told week after week about how they're going to be stronger next year, all the young players coming through yadder yadder.

It seems to me that they are deperate to big each other up so short of self-belief are they.

Shrek - you're frightening no-one.


I'm still chuckling at that episode of the "Suppository" when they say "If They (Citeh) don't win this year they won't anymore, cuz Liverpool are getting better and better and ...."
priceless.