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after the full time whistle, was it you got lucky you little bastard and nas says no, i knew you couldnt get there

stevefromdonny wrote:after the full time whistle, was it you got lucky you little bastard and nas says no, i knew you couldnt get there

i thought it was "double blumpkins in the dressing room after it's cleared out?" and the response: "No, i've told Ribery he's mine, and he's a jealous little bitch"...

something like that.

DoomMerchant wrote:

stevefromdonny wrote:after the full time whistle, was it you got lucky you little bastard and nas says no, i knew you couldnt get there

i thought it was "double blumpkins in the dressing room after it's cleared out?" and the response: "No, i've told Ribery he's mine, and he's a jealous little bitch"...

something like that.

4. Blumpkin
The process of excreting fecal matter while at the same time recieving oral pleasure. The process should relieve the male individual in the excreting process as the sensual pleasure eases the anal cavity. Such acts are periodically performed under the influence of Alcohol.

"Barrie saw Nick on the shitter and, in her state of drunkneness, gave nick a most excellent blumpkin. It was only after the roommate walked in, did it come to her attention that he was also shitting".

I think Nasri said in his post-match interview that he usually shoots in the far corner from there in training. So he decided to put it near post and Hart was not expecting it.

"how the fuck does Evra get in front of Gael"

Crossie wrote:
4. Blumpkin
The process of excreting fecal matter while at the same time recieving oral pleasure. The process should relieve the male individual in the excreting process as the sensual pleasure eases the anal cavity. Such acts are periodically performed under the influence of Alcohol.

"Barrie saw Nick on the shitter and, in her state of drunkneness, gave nick a most excellent blumpkin. It was only after the roommate walked in, did it come to her attention that he was also shitting".

So you agree with my lip reading?

Crossie wrote:

DoomMerchant wrote:

stevefromdonny wrote:after the full time whistle, was it you got lucky you little bastard and nas says no, i knew you couldnt get there

i thought it was "double blumpkins in the dressing room after it's cleared out?" and the response: "No, i've told Ribery he's mine, and he's a jealous little bitch"...

something like that.

4. Blumpkin
The process of excreting fecal matter while at the same time recieving oral pleasure. The process should relieve the male individual in the excreting process as the sensual pleasure eases the anal cavity. Such acts are periodically performed under the influence of Alcohol.

"Barrie saw Nick on the shitter and, in her state of drunkneness, gave nick a most excellent blumpkin. It was only after the roommate walked in, did it come to her attention that he was also shitting".

New to me,I heard of something similar thanks for the education.Not a suprise Doom was the one to let us all know

All colourful verbal interpretations apart, I thought it showed the excellent team spirit afoot in the City dressing room for the two of them to be like that with each other at the end of the game.

Mind you, the media will certainly overlook such a togetherness; either that or put an entirely different spin on it altogether.

Rag_hater wrote:

Crossie wrote:

DoomMerchant wrote:

stevefromdonny wrote:after the full time whistle, was it you got lucky you little bastard and nas says no, i knew you couldnt get there

i thought it was "double blumpkins in the dressing room after it's cleared out?" and the response: "No, i've told Ribery he's mine, and he's a jealous little bitch"...

something like that.

4. Blumpkin
The process of excreting fecal matter while at the same time recieving oral pleasure. The process should relieve the male individual in the excreting process as the sensual pleasure eases the anal cavity. Such acts are periodically performed under the influence of Alcohol.

"Barrie saw Nick on the shitter and, in her state of drunkneness, gave nick a most excellent blumpkin. It was only after the roommate walked in, did it come to her attention that he was also shitting".

New to me,I heard of something similar thanks for the education.Not a suprise Doom was the one to let us all know

"heard of something similar"?

that read like "i enjoy activities like that in my private life. Thank you for the suggestion!"

related, what could be "similar" to getting oral while you take a dump? even i'm struggling a bit with that. Discuss.

cheers

DoomMerchant wrote:related, what could be "similar" to getting oral while you take a dump? even i'm struggling a bit with that. Discuss.

cheers

Getting your salad tossed while taking a whizz

cheers

Sucking yourself off whilst someone else has a shit?

Alioune DVToure wrote:Sucking yourself off whilst someone else has a shit?

okay...that's sorta stretching the boundaries...i believe the correct answer *could* be self-fellatio during a shit. That would in essence be an auto-blumpkin.

to the poster who said having your ass licked out while you piss? Nay. The rule should be if you can get a dog to do it then it cannot count.

I was thinking of plain old watersports and Coprophilia but seems you lot are a lot more extreme.

Rag_hater wrote:I was thinking of plain old watersports and Coprophilia but seems you lot are a lot more extreme.

how about watersports after eating a bushel of asparagus?

cheers

DoomMerchant wrote:

Rag_hater wrote:I was thinking of plain old watersports and Coprophilia but seems you lot are a lot more extreme.

how about watersports after eating a bushel of asparagus?

cheers

Not to keen,




on asparagus.