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If I start by saying he is as much use as an ashtray on motorbike, I'm sure many of you will recognise the sentiment. I invite you to say howe fucking useless and out of his depth Ashley (5 metre board) Young is.
Crack on.

Piccsnumberoneblue wrote:If I start by saying he is as much use as an ashtray on motorbike, I'm sure many of you will recognise the sentiment. I invite you to say howe fucking useless and out of his depth Ashley (5 metre board) Young is.
Crack on.

I know I'm quoting myself, which can only be classed as bad form. but. . . .. .worse than ever. shite!!!!

Now you've gone and done it!

Very poor,beyond bad,not justbsayingit cos he is a rag but he's done everything wrong so far.

Dubciteh wrote:Very poor,beyond bad,not justbsayingit cos he is a rag but he's done everything wrong so far.

He looks like somebody who really shouldn't be on a football pitch.
Surely AJ is a better option than a lot of this shite.

Piccsnumberoneblue wrote:

Dubciteh wrote:Very poor,beyond bad,not justbsayingit cos he is a rag but he's done everything wrong so far.

He looks like somebody who really shouldn't be on a football pitch.
Surely AJ is a better option than a lot of this shite.

He'd have been a better bet in this match for sure.

Anyway, nobody is entering the spirit of this thread.
Ashley Young is . . . . . .



. . . . as much use as a pierced piss flap in a convent

aS A SPOON WHEN ALL YOU NEED IS a knife. As a no-smoking sign on your cigarette break. As a death row pardon a minute too late.

On the other hand, just to balance things out, how fucking good have G. Johnson been so far this tournament. I'm bloody gobsmacked!

mr_nool wrote:aS A SPOON WHEN ALL YOU NEED IS a knife. As a no-smoking sign on your cigarette break. As a death row pardon a minute too late.

On the other hand, just to balance things out, how fucking good have G. Johnson been so far this tournament. I'm bloody gobsmacked!

Are you listening Alanis? THAT'S ironic.

As useful as Anne Frank's drumkit?

Think I read that first on here. It's a personal favourite, though used sparingly, obviously.

He does look a level below what's required at this, er, level, it's true. And he's a twat.

As useful as diet pills in Biafra.

Goataldo wrote:As useful as Anne Frank's drumkit?

Think I read that first on here. It's a personal favourite, though used sparingly, obviously.

He does look a level below what's required at this, er, level, it's true. And he's a twat.

You genuinely made me lol twice in one post. and I'm a right miserable cunt!

As much use as a Nun's tits

mr_nool wrote:aS A SPOON WHEN ALL YOU NEED IS a knife. As a no-smoking sign on your cigarette break. As a death row pardon a minute too late.

[highlight]On the other hand, just to balance things out, how fucking good have G. Johnson been so far this tournament. I'm bloody gobsmacked![/highlight]

Great for Sweden, that is. What an own goal!

Piccsnumberoneblue wrote:

Goataldo wrote:As useful as Anne Frank's drumkit?

Think I read that first on here. It's a personal favourite, though used sparingly, obviously.

He does look a level below what's required at this, er, level, it's true. And he's a twat.

You genuinely made me lol twice in one post. and I'm a right miserable cunt!

As much use as a Nun's tits

They add an alluring shape to a well fitted habit. Don't knock em.

Ashley Young is a floater. A soft stinking turd who's just there & won't go away. Fuck off already!

[quote Fuck off already![/quote]


That sounds like it should be read with a Jewish accent.

He's frickin liability in defence.

He pissed me right off! To lose the ball in our 3rd when we just needed to get it in the corner would be suicide against another side.

And Parker, I know I don't rate him but where the fuck was he? The few times I seen him get the ball he was on his arse and giving it them back.

I was going to give him 3 out of 10 so it would be consistent with the first match but his efforts late on dropped him to a 2!

Completely useless.

Literally anybody currently playing in the Premier League could have done a better job than Ashley Young. The amazing thing about it was the consistancy of his shiteness; he was fucking useless with his first touch of the game but was still giving the ball away in the 90th minute. Not even a 1% improvement. It was a masterpiece of shiteness rarely witnessed even in an England team.

It will barely get a mention though.