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wooney

Posted:
Sun Jun 24, 2012 9:44 pm
by Nigels Tackle
Is most definitely not world class....
and has shit hair
granny shagging cunt
Re: wooney

Posted:
Sun Jun 24, 2012 9:50 pm
by Beefymcfc
Nigels Tackle wrote:Is most definitely not world class....
and has shit hair
granny shagging cunt
Ha ha ha, I'm inclined to agree.
Re: wooney

Posted:
Sun Jun 24, 2012 10:04 pm
by Pretty Boy Lee
What fucks me off most is the blatant bullshit about him needing to get back to fitness. He missed 2 games due to suspension not injury.
He had the same training camp as everyone, he's fat and slow because he's a lazy fucking cunt!
Re: wooney

Posted:
Sun Jun 24, 2012 10:06 pm
by Warwickblue
And he's got the first touch of a fuckin circus elephant!!
Lazy fuck!!
Re: wooney

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Sun Jun 24, 2012 10:11 pm
by Ted Hughes
Pretty Boy Lee wrote:What fucks me off most is the blatant bullshit about him needing to get back to fitness. He missed 2 games due to suspension not injury.
He had the same training camp as everyone, he's fat and slow because he's a lazy fucking cunt!
This is the point. It's a month AFTER a full season, not before. He's already played a game before today. If a player had been out with a serious injury you would expect him to look like that. Tevez moved better straight after coming back from playing fucking golf & eating pies!
Re: wooney

Posted:
Sun Jun 24, 2012 10:13 pm
by gillie
I think he was on the cigs again in Las Vegas he was gasping like fuck after 20 minutes tonight.
Re: wooney

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Sun Jun 24, 2012 10:15 pm
by Ted Hughes
gillie wrote:I think he was on the cigs again in Las Vegas he was gasping like fuck after 20 minutes tonight.
It's clear he hasn't been looking after himself like someone who really cares about playing in a tournament for England. Probably thought that we'd already be knocked out without his wonderful influence to help us, so didn't bother staying fit.
Re: wooney

Posted:
Sun Jun 24, 2012 10:46 pm
by Douglas Higginbottom
We all know that Rooney on his day can be very good but all the nonsense talked about him prior to this tournament was a joke.The team showed great spirit in the Sweden game to come from 2.1 down and we should have stuck with that team for the next game.
But no Hodgson and all the media idiots said we must play shrek as he is world class.So he plays and we look poor against Ukraine and scrape through.Shrek scores despite having a shocking game and for some it's an example of his class that he can be "rusty" yet still carry us through.Total garbage and tonight he looked like a pub player playing with his pub mate Young and it's no surprise we looked so bad.
Would we have won with Mario insread of Shrek?
Re: wooney

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Sun Jun 24, 2012 10:56 pm
by Ted Hughes
Douglas Higginbottom wrote:We all know that Rooney on his day can be very good but all the nonsense talked about him prior to this tournament was a joke.The team showed great spirit in the Sweden game to come from 2.1 down and we should have stuck with that team for the next game.
But no Hodgson and all the media idiots said we must play shrek as he is world class.So he plays and we look poor against Ukraine and scrape through.Shrek scores despite having a shocking game and for some it's an example of his class that he can be "rusty" yet still carry us through.Total garbage and tonight he looked like a pub player playing with his pub mate Young and it's no surprise we looked so bad.
Would we have won with Mario insread of Shrek?
Possibly.
With Mario & AJ instead of Shreck & Young, definitely.
Re: wooney

Posted:
Sun Jun 24, 2012 11:02 pm
by Chinners
Surely Mario would have to be English? ...
<edit> mind if he sticks with us for the length of his contract he can get 'English' status I believe ;)
Re: wooney

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Sun Jun 24, 2012 11:07 pm
by Ted Hughes
Chinners wrote:Surely Mario would have to be English? ...
<edit> mind if he sticks with us for the length of his contract he can get 'English' status I believe ;)
Or South African (cricket joke there for any who don't get it).
Re: wooney

Posted:
Mon Jun 25, 2012 1:27 am
by Dameerto
Can't we go and adopt a few promising Brazilian orphans? Just enough for a full England squad in ten year's time? Brazilian flair and ball skills with English work rate. Perfect.
Re: wooney

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Mon Jun 25, 2012 6:39 am
by Blue Since 76
I was just glad Shrek missed that overhead or we'd have heard nothing else. Once again, he was shit for England. He was also made to look unfit by Pirlo, who appears to be about 70.
I just had an image of Clive Tyldesley sat there last night, crying into his cocoa, saying 'i still love you, Wayne'
Re: wooney

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Mon Jun 25, 2012 7:43 am
by gillie
Blue Since 76 wrote:I was just glad Shrek missed that overhead or we'd have heard nothing else. Once again, he was shit for England. He was also made to look unfit by Pirlo, who appears to be about 70.
I just had an image of Clive Tyldesley sat there last night, crying into his cocoa, saying 'i still love you, Wayne'
He missed the overhead attempt because he did'nt shin it this time.
Re: wooney

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Mon Jun 25, 2012 8:34 am
by 1an3
gillie wrote:He missed the overhead attempt because he did'nt shin it this time.
Someone on the tv this morning said it was just beyond his reach. No, he timed his jump wrong and was on the way down when the ball got to him.
Re: wooney

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Mon Jun 25, 2012 8:39 am
by london blue 2
gillie wrote:Blue Since 76 wrote:I was just glad Shrek missed that overhead or we'd have heard nothing else. Once again, he was shit for England. He was also made to look unfit by Pirlo, who appears to be about 70.
I just had an image of Clive Tyldesley sat there last night, crying into his cocoa, saying 'i still love you, Wayne'
He missed the overhead attempt because he did'nt shin it this time.
Funny how the commentators picked up on that this time... when it actually happened not a word was mentioned.
Re: wooney

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Mon Jun 25, 2012 9:06 am
by Goaters 103
Rooney is a great Premier League player but world class? Do me a favour. Time and again his touch lets him down on the biggest international stages.
Cristiano Ronaldo, Lionel Messi, Xavi, Iniesta, Pirlo are "world class" - Rooney is a long way short. England have 1 potentially world class player and that sadly is the left full-back; scumbag of a person though he may be, Cashley is the only current squad member deserving of that label.
Re: wooney

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Mon Jun 25, 2012 9:18 am
by Niall Quinns Discopants
Goaters 103 wrote:Rooney is a great Premier League player but world class? Do me a favour. Time and again his touch lets him down on the biggest international stages.
Cristiano Ronaldo, Lionel Messi, Xavi, Iniesta, Pirlo are "world class" - Rooney is a long way short. England have 1 potentially world class player and that sadly is the left full-back; scumbag of a person though he may be, Cashley is the only current squad member deserving of that label.
Spot on.
Re: wooney

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Mon Jun 25, 2012 9:31 am
by MR IMAINEROAD
Niall Quinns Discopants wrote:Goaters 103 wrote:Rooney is a great Premier League player but world class? Do me a favour. Time and again his touch lets him down on the biggest international stages.
Cristiano Ronaldo, Lionel Messi, Xavi, Iniesta, Pirlo are "world class" - Rooney is a long way short. England have 1 potentially world class player and that sadly is the left full-back; scumbag of a person though he may be, Cashley is the only current squad member deserving of that label.
Spot on.
JOE?
Re: wooney

Posted:
Mon Jun 25, 2012 9:39 am
by Goaters 103
MR IMAINEROAD wrote:Niall Quinns Discopants wrote:Goaters 103 wrote:Rooney is a great Premier League player but world class? Do me a favour. Time and again his touch lets him down on the biggest international stages.
Cristiano Ronaldo, Lionel Messi, Xavi, Iniesta, Pirlo are "world class" - Rooney is a long way short. England have 1 potentially world class player and that sadly is the left full-back; scumbag of a person though he may be, Cashley is the only current squad member deserving of that label.
Spot on.
JOE?
Nope. World Class implies what it says. Joe hasnt demonstrated that nearly enough at Champions League or international level to deserve of that label.
It also doesnt help his cause when his main tactic in a penalty shoot-out appears to be yelling out loud or making faces at the penalty taker. Buffon's approach is better, ie look calm and relaxed and actually save a spot kick.
Joe's a top keeper, but we rush in to labelling players world class in this country fuelled by the tabloid media and their tub thumping on our Premier League and national team.