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He is caddying in the final day of the open today for some Argentinian golfer!

Yup, Carlos Tevez is caddying for Andres Romero at The Open ...

Maybe Tevez can give him a few tips, Romero has been utter rubbish +18

Wearing blue too, nice.

LOL ... Gary Lineker on Twitter: Carlos Tevez caddying for Andres Romero at the Open. Must get quite confusing when he gets asked which club?

The Telegraph


The Open 2012: Royal Lytham official describes Carlos Tévez's caddying as 'madness'

A high-ranking official at the Royal & Ancient yesterday described Carlos Tévez’s caddying in the final round at the Open as “madness” and vowed to look into the issue.


The Argentine striker was invited by his compatriot, Andrés Romero, to carry his bag on Sunday and the Manchester City striker’s involvement inevitably attracted a big crowd. Romero shot an 82 to finish last on 18 over. Jim McArthur, the R&A’s championship committee chairman, sounded unimpressed.

“He never put the bag down, even when he was standing on the green – it’s just absolute madness,” McArthur said. “I think we made need to look at this particular case. We ­normally get a list of caddies at the start of the week.”

After the round Tévez complained of how much his shoulder hurt. Manchester City are unlikely to be amused if the Argentine reports any injury problems in that area ahead of the new season.

The R&A’s chief executive, Peter Dawson, seemed pleased the impromptu appearance had drawn extra attention to the event. “It was pretty interesting,” he said. “I thought, because of the big crowd following the group, that golf fans and football fans may overlap a little more than I had realised. It’s not a bad thing, ­perhaps.”

Dawson was asked if he thought Romero’s dreadful round might have been related to his bizarre choice of caddy. “For all I know Mr Tévez may be a very experienced caddie. I’ve got no information as to his background,” he said. “But whether it’s the player’s fault or the caddie’s fault that the score was so high, I couldn’t possibly comment.”

If you see the quiz on the OS, Tevez guesses that the capital of Austria is Austria

bigblue wrote:If you see the quiz on the OS, Tevez guesses that the capital of Austria is Austria

We all know he's a fucking caveman.

Would you be bothered if Kate Upton said something similar?

bigblue wrote:If you see the quiz on the OS, Tevez guesses that the capital of Austria is Austria

As long as he knows where the back of the net is, that's all that matters

He looks like he has been swerving the greggs anyway.

DoomMerchant wrote:

bigblue wrote:If you see the quiz on the OS, Tevez guesses that the capital of Austria is Austria

We all know he's a fucking caveman.

Would you be bothered if Kate Upton said something similar?

My penis would be preventing her from saying anything like that.

Duckman wrote:
My rohypnol would be preventing her from saying anything like that.

Fixed that.

DoomMerchant wrote:

bigblue wrote:If you see the quiz on the OS, Tevez guesses that the capital of Austria is Austria

We all know he's a fucking caveman.

Would you be bothered if Kate Upton said something similar?

She's well versed in capital cities and knows landmarks quite well too. I once showed her Big Ben aye

ashton287 wrote:

Duckman wrote:
My rohypnol would be preventing her from saying anything like that.

Fixed that.

That's an experienced guy, right there.

DoomMerchant wrote:

bigblue wrote:If you see the quiz on the OS, Tevez guesses that the capital of Austria is Austria

We all know he's a fucking caveman.

Would you be bothered if Kate Upton said something similar?

Never said it bothered me, don't know where you got that from. Just continually amazed by his level of retardation

bigblue wrote:

DoomMerchant wrote:

bigblue wrote:If you see the quiz on the OS, Tevez guesses that the capital of Austria is Austria

We all know he's a fucking caveman.

Would you be bothered if Kate Upton said something similar?

Never said it bothered me, don't know where you got that from. Just continually amazed by his level of retardation

I, for one, don't care what the capital of Austria is.

It ceased to be a problem many years ago.

DoomMerchant wrote:

bigblue wrote:If you see the quiz on the OS, Tevez guesses that the capital of Austria is Austria

We all know he's a fucking caveman.

Would you be bothered if Kate Upton said something similar?

with my cock in her gob you'd have no idea what she was saying...

Nigels Tackle wrote:

DoomMerchant wrote:

bigblue wrote:If you see the quiz on the OS, Tevez guesses that the capital of Austria is Austria

We all know he's a fucking caveman.

Would you be bothered if Kate Upton said something similar?

with my cock in her gob you'd have no idea what she was saying...

Wimble, womble, I like this bloke.

bigblue wrote:
Never said it bothered me, don't know where you got that from. Just continually amazed by his level of retardation

Possibly a bit harsh. Do you know every capital city in the world? Austria may be a bit more important for us Europeans, but why the fuck would an Argie be remotely interested in capital cities of European countries? Especially shit, boring ones like Austria? Never actually visited, but drove past Vienna a couple of times and it looked like a big Middlesbrough.

Vienna is a fucking ace spot. Never been to Middlesborough though, must be special.