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Tuesday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 6:43 am
by Chinners
Kompany keen on Van Persie
Manchester City captain admits he would welcome RVP arrival
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Vincent Kompany believes the signing of Arsenal forward Robin van Persie would strengthen Manchester City - or any other side.
The Premier League champions have been heavily linked with a move for the 29-year-old Holland international but face stiff competition from rivals Manchester United.
Van Persie scored 30 league goals last season and Kompany acknowledges that, wherever the player ends up, he would be a welcome addition to the team.
"It's very easy to say you want to play next to Robin van Persie," Kompany told Sky Sports News as he prepares to face the Dutchman in an international friendly for Belgium on Wednesday evening.
"He's a great player. He's proved it so many times last season and any team he would play for he'd make it stronger."
The City skipper will line-up alongside one of Van Persie's Arsenal team-mates on Wednesday in Thomas Vermaelen.
Vermaelen does not feel Van Persie has been affected by the speculation and remains hopeful that his club captain will stay at the Emirates Stadium.
"To me he looks fit and sharp in training," said Vermaelen.
"He's working hard. He's working on his fitness. I don't see anything (different) and I hope he stays the next four years as well.
Asked if he thinks that will happen, the 26-year-old added: "I've no idea. I hope so. I don't know what happens behind the scenes but at the moment I can only say he's a player for Arsenal.
"I feel really positive for the new season. If we all stay fit, the squad is strong enough to compete for the title."

Everton leapfrog Liverpool in Adam Johnson loan race
Everton are set to beat city rivals Liverpool to the signing of Manchester City winger Adam Johnson.
The 25-year-old England international has been granted permission to leave on loan in a bid to rejuvenate his career, after falling down the pecking order at the Etihad.
Johnson made 26 league appearances for City last season - many of which came as a substitute - and the versatile winger has become frustrated at not starting more matches.
He has been told he can seek a season-long loan move in the Premier League to recover his best form, and he has no shortage of potential destinations.
Liverpool and Fulham initially expressed an interest in bagging Johnson a fortnight ago, but Everton have now emerged as front runners, after David Moyes personally visited City boss Roberto Mancini last week.
Moyes had initially met with Mancini to discuss the sale of Jack Rodwell - a deal that was completed yesterday - and although not part of that transfer, City have promised Everton the first option on Johnson.
Moyes had promised to help ramp up Johnson's development, that has stalled in the last 12 months, with the player going from an England regular to a fringe role at his club - a demise that saw him miss out on a place at Euro 2012.
Everton are hopeful that Johnson won't be the only player coming in on-loan from City, with Moyes also interested in Swedish striker John Guidetti and defender Dedryck Boyata.


City promise Everton first dibs on winger Johnson with Liverpool set to miss out
Manchester City have promised Everton first refusal on a loan deal for Adam Johnson after the two clubs completed a deal for Jack Rodwell.
Young England international Rodwell swapped Goodison Park for the Etihad in a deal worth up to £15million, and although not an official agreement, managers Roberto Mancini and David Moyes have spoken about Johnson.
The 25-year-old has fallen down the pecking order at City and is danger of letting the best years of his career pass him by.
The former Middlesborough man made 26 Premier League appearances for the champions last campaign, although many were as a substitute.
Liverpool and Fulham are just two of the clubs to have stated an interest in taking Johnson on a temporary basis, but, according to the Metro, the Toffees have jumped to the head of the queue.
Should the move materialise, Mancini will press ahead with his plans to sign Scott Sinclair from Swansea.
Meanwhile, Everton boss Moyes also hopes to strike a deal with the Premier League champions over Swedish striker John Guidetti, who spent time on loan at Feyenoord last season, and defender Dedryck Boyata, who was with Bolton.Sportsmail Reporter

Daniel Agger wants to stay at Liverpool despite Manchester City bid
Premier League champions had £20m offer rejected . Denmark defender aware of interest but says 'I'd rather stay'

Daniel Agger has made it plain he wishes to stay at Liverpool but admits the final decision could be out of his hands should the Anfield club accept an increased offer from Manchester City.
Liverpool have rejected a £20m bid from the Premier League champions for their stylish defender, who they value at around £27m and who manager Brendan Rodgers, despite insisting he wants to keep the 27-year-old, has conceded could be sold for a "ridiculous offer".
Agger has two years remaining on his current contract but unlike Martin Skrtel, his defensive partner who is in an identical position, is not close to signing an extension.
Rodgers is keen to strengthen his squad before the Premier League opener at West Bromwich Albion on Saturday and, as well as a long-standing interest in Clint Dempsey, is pursuing a loan deal for Nuri Sahin of Real Madrid. He is also keen on the Barcelona forward Cristian Tello.
City are reluctant to raise their £20m offer for Agger and speaking in Denmark, where he is preparing for Wednesday's friendly international against Slovakia, the Liverpool defender claimed he had no wish to leave Anfield. "I'd rather stay," he said. "I can't imagine playing for any other club in England but you never know if the club think it's better to sell me."
Agger added: "I know there has been interest from Manchester City, but I don't know what Liverpool are responding to it. I am fine with my situation. The club will have to find out what they want to do. I've heard nothing from them. I'd rather stay but that decision is not up to me at the moment.
"Yes, Liverpool can do a deal even though I have two years on my contract. But no, I haven't changed my mind on the subject. Some times you can end up in a position where it's not your decision. I don't want to be somewhere I am not wanted but I would prefer if they want me to stay. That is my first priority."
The defender's extensive tattoo collection now includes the words of the Liverpool anthem, "You'll Never Walk Alone", but he explained: "The tattoo doesn't have anything to do with the current situation. It's a gesture towards the Kop, the club, the people around the club, the city."

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OTHER BOLLOX
Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has spoken directly to his Arsenal counterpart Arsene Wenger to try and ensure a new £20m bid for striker Robin van Persie, 29, is a success. Sportsmail Reporter

Liverpool will look to replace centre-back Daniel Agger with Swansea's Ashley Williams, 27, if they sell the Dane to Manchester City.
Daily Mirror

Inter Milan have joined Chelsea and Liverpool in expressing an interest in signing Arsenal winger Theo Walcott. The 23-year-old is out of contract next summer. Daily Star

Real Madrid midfielder Nuri Sahin will decide on his future this week - Arsenal and Liverpool two of a number of clubs to make loan offers for the 23-year-old. Metro

Aston Villa could sell full-back Stephen Warnock after manager Paul Lambert decided to overlook him for the friendly against Werder Bremen. The club are yet to receive any enquiries for the 30-year-old, however. Birmingham Mail

Manchester United striker Danny Welbeck, 21, has agreed a new five-year contract, worth £75,000-a-week. Sportsmail Reporter

Liverpool defender Martin Skrtel, 27, will sign a new four-year deal this week to stay at Anfield. the Sun

Tottenham striker Jermain Defoe, 29, does not want to go through another "heartbreaking" year on the substitute's bench. Daily Mirror

Spurs manager Andre Villas-Boas is unsure whether to select Sandro, 23, for the club's Premier League opener against Newcastle on Saturday as he has not seen the midfielder in action while he has been away on international duty with Brazil at London 2012. Guardian

Everton are ready to join neighbours Liverpool in the race to sign Fulham striker Clint Dempsey, 29, as they look to replace Tim Cahill. Sportsmail Reporter

Liverpool manager Brendan Rodgers wants to add Barcelona winger Christian Tello, 21, to his new side. The Sun

A groin injury could see Marouane Fellaini, 24, miss Everton's opening Premier League match of the season against Manchester United next Monday. Liverpool Echo

Arsenal face a battle to keep midfielder Alex Song, 24, after he admitted he has had interest from Barcelona about a move this summer. Metro

Eye-witness video footage shows that Robin van Persie was actually cheered during Arsenal's friendly win against Cologne on Sunday, contradicting reports the striker was booed by the Gunners' travelling support. Metro


more bollox soon ....

Re: Tuesday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 7:27 am
by jono1978
ITV say on twatter we have signed 16 year old midfielder from France mtcham.....sorry if been covered.

Re: Tuesday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 12:24 am
by Swales4ever
@ Chinners

Mate, with no will to interfere in Your superb handling of B*ll*x dept. , I'd humbly suggest to take into account this piece of comedy gold shite, as a serious candidate for b*ll*x of the year, or smtg l.t.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... Mancs.html

Re: Tuesday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 7:22 am
by ashton287
jono1978 wrote:ITV say on twatter we have signed 16 year old midfielder from France mtcham.....sorry if been covered.


Read something about this the other day, think it was on here. Under 16 captain and supposed to be very good isn't he.

Re: Tuesday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 8:13 am
by Chinners
Mancio4ever wrote:@ Chinners

Mate, with no will to interfere in Your superb handling of B*ll*x dept. , I'd humbly suggest to take into account this piece of comedy gold shite, as a serious candidate for b*ll*x of the year, or smtg l.t.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... Mancs.html


Nice find fella

Re: Tuesday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 12:51 pm
by Chinners
Bolton Wanderers announce that Fabrice Muamba has retired from playing professional football.
The decision has been made on the recommendation of his medical team, following extensive consultations with leading cardiologists both in the United Kingdom and Europe.
Muamba said: “Since suffering my heart attack and being discharged from hospital, I have remained utterly positive in the belief I could one day resume my playing career and play for Bolton Wanderers once again.
“As part of my on-going recovery, last week I travelled to Belgium to seek further medical advice from a leading cardiologist.
"But the news I received was obviously not what I had hoped it would be and it means I am now announcing my retirement from professional football.
“Football has been my life since I was a teenage boy and it has given me so many opportunities.
"Above all else, I love the game and count myself very lucky to have been able to play at the highest level
“While the news is devastating, I have much to be thankful for.
“I thank God that I am alive and I pay tribute once again to the members of the medical team who never gave up on me.
“I would also like to thank everyone who has supported me throughout my career, and the Bolton fans who have been incredible.
“I am blessed to have the support of my family and friends at this time.”
Chairman Phil Gartside said: “To have Fabrice here and with us is truly amazing and we are all very thankful for that.
“We are all hugely disappointed that Fabrice will be unable to return to his playing career but we have to be guided by the medical recommendations and the best interests of Fabrice.
“The most important thing is that Fabrice and his family have the rest of their lives ahead of them.”
Manager Owen Coyle said: “We have spoken with Fab and he knows we will always support him in whatever he wants to do and that we will always be here for him.
“He is obviously massively disappointed that he won’t be able to carry on his career, but everyone has seen what a fighter and strong person he is in mind and body.
“We know that he will go on to achieve great things and within all this disappointment, the most important thing is that he is here, alive, today.”

Re: Tuesday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 12:59 pm
by Ted Hughes
Chinners wrote:BREAKING NEWS - Bolton Wanderers player Fabrice Muamba has announced his retirement from Football.


Is it not Wednesday today ?

Re: Tuesday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 1:02 pm
by Chinners
Yep it is but my tardiness prevented me from doing todays ... sorry.


.... and AG7 nicked the best stories already ;)

Re: Tuesday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 3:08 pm
by Bianchi on Ice
Ted Hughes wrote:
Chinners wrote:BREAKING NEWS - Bolton Wanderers player Fabrice Muamba has announced his retirement from Football.


Is it not Wednesday today ?


Im all for it being tuesday...ive got work thursday

Re: Tuesday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 3:09 pm
by Bianchi on Ice
Ted Hughes wrote:
Chinners wrote:BREAKING NEWS - Bolton Wanderers player Fabrice Muamba has announced his retirement from Football.


Is it not Wednesday today ?


Im all for it being tuesday...ive got work thursday

Re: Tuesday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 3:45 pm
by Ted Hughes
Bianchi on Ice wrote:
Ted Hughes wrote:
Chinners wrote:BREAKING NEWS - Bolton Wanderers player Fabrice Muamba has announced his retirement from Football.


Is it not Wednesday today ?


Im all for it being tuesday...ive got work thursday


You seem to be saying everything twice, ah say twice.

You're not by any chance Fred from Coronation Street, ah say Coronation Street ?

Re: Tuesday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 3:49 pm
by Slim
Chinners wrote:Bolton Wanderers announce that Fabrice Muamba has retired from playing professional football.
The decision has been made on the recommendation of his medical team, following extensive consultations with leading cardiologists both in the United Kingdom and Europe.
Muamba said: “Since suffering my heart attack and being discharged from hospital, I have remained utterly positive in the belief I could one day resume my playing career and play for Bolton Wanderers once again.
“As part of my on-going recovery, last week I travelled to Belgium to seek further medical advice from a leading cardiologist.
"But the news I received was obviously not what I had hoped it would be and it means I am now announcing my retirement from professional football.
“Football has been my life since I was a teenage boy and it has given me so many opportunities.
"Above all else, I love the game and count myself very lucky to have been able to play at the highest level
“While the news is devastating, I have much to be thankful for.
“I thank God that I am alive and I pay tribute once again to the members of the medical team who never gave up on me.
“I would also like to thank everyone who has supported me throughout my career, and the Bolton fans who have been incredible.
“I am blessed to have the support of my family and friends at this time.”
Chairman Phil Gartside said: “To have Fabrice here and with us is truly amazing and we are all very thankful for that.
“We are all hugely disappointed that Fabrice will be unable to return to his playing career but we have to be guided by the medical recommendations and the best interests of Fabrice.
“The most important thing is that Fabrice and his family have the rest of their lives ahead of them.”
Manager Owen Coyle said: “We have spoken with Fab and he knows we will always support him in whatever he wants to do and that we will always be here for him.
“He is obviously massively disappointed that he won’t be able to carry on his career, but everyone has seen what a fighter and strong person he is in mind and body.
“We know that he will go on to achieve great things and within all this disappointment, the most important thing is that he is here, alive, today.”


Sort of sad news. Would have been nice to see him play again, but at least he found this out before he came back and rolled the dice a second time.

Re: Tuesday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 5:07 pm
by Dameerto
Ted Hughes wrote:
Bianchi on Ice wrote:
Ted Hughes wrote:
Chinners wrote:BREAKING NEWS - Bolton Wanderers player Fabrice Muamba has announced his retirement from Football.


Is it not Wednesday today ?


Im all for it being tuesday...ive got work thursday


You seem to be saying everything twice, ah say twice.

You're not by any chance Fred from Coronation Street, ah say Coronation Street ?


Or Foghorn Leghorn?

Re: Tuesday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 6:29 pm
by Chinners
Manchester United agree a fee to sign Arsenal's Robin van Persie By David Ornstein
BBC Sport
Manchester United have agreed a £24m deal to sign Arsenal striker Robin van Persie on a four-year deal.
The 29-year-old will meet with United in the next 48 hours to discuss personal terms and have a medical.
Arsenal captain Van Persie announced in July he would not extend his current deal, which expires in June 2013.
The Netherlands international scored 44 goals in 57 games for club and country last season, including two against United.
More to follow.

Re: Tuesday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 6:32 pm
by Sideshow Bob
pls let it be true! would rather have him go to the rags and get crocked (which he will) than have the cunt on our payroll for the next 4-5 years.

Re: Tuesday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 6:38 pm
by freshie
I can honestly say that I'm not at all disheartened by this news. Never thought I would be feeling this way about the rags signing a player we were (supposedly) after. How times change!

Re: Tuesday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 7:08 pm
by Dunnylad
RVP - fine we had question marks about his fitness & how he'd fit in & who he'd push out so happy to start with our Argie front line - what saddens me more is reports that Martinez has signed for Bayern