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Done deal, fast as fuck, can carry a couple of other players for 90 mins, up and down the pitch like a whippet. Has 4 feet, stamina and only just reaching his peak.

He's linked to a Saudi club now so our chairman has personally signed the deal to bring him here.

He's playing for a bail of hay a week and a packet of polo mints if he scores.

Just found out he's Van Nistleroys nephew.







I stole this from BM but it made me chuckle

really?

Anybody have any info on him, I've never heard of him?

Oh come on this place needs a bit of humour at the moment!

Apparently Marwood was spotted earlier in a hotel penthouse suite negotiating with Frankel and his agent.

C'mon this is ridiculous.
Why go in for Frankel when Black Caviar is available for half the price. If Frankel was anything but English his price would be nowhere near that. I know we got to meet the home grown player rule but no need to throw money away.

Seen him in the flesh yesterday, impressed me a lot, never seen anything like it. Sign him up Bobby.

Did you know the Rags rejected him in youth trials a few years back ... how upset they'd be if we signed.

Oh, and old 'Arry tried to sign him too somewhere sometime I guess ...

Pretty good, but a whole thread dedicated to knocking another internet forum?
Come on, step back and think about it for a minute.

anyone got a youtube clip?

bigblue wrote:anyone got a youtube clip?

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Midnight Blue wrote:C'mon this is ridiculous.
Why go in for Frankel when Black Caviar is available for half the price. If Frankel was anything but English his price would be nowhere near that. I know we got to meet the home grown player rule but no need to throw money away.

Even if Black Caviar wasn't a girl she would be a bad buy, she wouldn't have the stamina to get to half time...

Socrates wrote:

Midnight Blue wrote:C'mon this is ridiculous.
Why go in for Frankel when Black Caviar is available for half the price. If Frankel was anything but English his price would be nowhere near that. I know we got to meet the home grown player rule but no need to throw money away.

Even if Black Caviar wasn't a girl she would be a bad buy, she wouldn't have the stamina to get to half time...

Impact sub.

i follow agent_orange on twitter and he said he saw marwood in greggs wearing a puma kit and ordering 7 (seven) sausage rolls. that means done deal imo.

Nigels Tackle wrote:i follow agent_orange on twitter and he said he saw marwood in greggs wearing a puma kit and ordering 7 (seven) sausage rolls. that means done deal imo.

...so that means Yaya no longer has the biggest schlong in the dressing room...

He can hit the barn door.

Fuckin' step overs n everythin'!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjFNq_l7gXU

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Crossie wrote:Done deal, fast as fuck, can carry a couple of other players for 90 mins, up and down the pitch like a whippet. Has 4 feet, stamina and only just reaching his peak.

He's linked to a Saudi club now so our chairman has personally signed the deal to bring him here.

He's playing for a bail of hay a week and a packet of polo mints if he scores.

Just found out he's Van Nistleroys nephew.







I stole this from BM but it made me chuckle

Yeah but can the fucker spell and how good is his grammer???

Didn't he play for Austria ?

Must be getting on a bit.

Bianchi on Ice wrote:

Nigels Tackle wrote:i follow agent_orange on twitter and he said he saw marwood in greggs wearing a puma kit and ordering 7 (seven) sausage rolls. that means done deal imo.

...so that means Yaya no longer has the biggest schlong in the dressing room...

Not sure yaya agrees with that.

He's lovely plaits, off to a good start there anyway.

On the negative side he's completely shit on the slalom thingy's in training.