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My big sis lives up in the North East and has raised her family there, so they are more Geordie than Manc ('Cept for our kid of course). Anyway my niece is now working in HR for a major UK retailer and was recently sifting through applications for a manager's position. She came across an applicant who listed their previous experience, as a tour guide at Celtic and working on MUTV. " I couldn't let that one through as he clearly has a character defect" she told me. "I just hope nobody asks me why, because other than that I couldn't justify binning him off".
Quite right too. And I have to say that she has made her uncle very proud.
I was trying to think when I'd been able to mete out such justice to a rag, but could only think of sending a coach load of Celtic fans going to the swamp for a friendly on their way, with precise directions to . . . . .Altrincham's ground.
I'm sure somebody here must have done better than that.

I tell the rags near me that they are not allowed to vote at election time ....

(I've also done the send the tourists to the wrong ground thing)

I once reported benefit fraud about a rag cunt who was living with his single mother girlfriend despite the fact that both her and him had jobs (hers cash in hand) and her mother looked after the kid, her house was a council house, he said given on the basis that she was unable to work due to having the kid. I dont know what came of it, only that they are now renting a flat and are both working full time.

sandman wrote:I once reported benefit fraud about a rag cunt who was living with his single mother girlfriend despite the fact that both her and him had jobs (hers cash in hand) and her mother looked after the kid, her house was a council house, he said given on the basis that she was unable to work due to having the kid. I dont know what came of it, only that they are now renting a flat and are both working full time.

Good on you. I think the fact he was a rag is just clearly an added bonus.

Wind me up no end, do benefit cheats. Scum...

My old feller was head of personnel for GMC Fire Service up till a few years ago. During his long stint in that particular job, he made it his business to find out who the rag cunts were, and when the rag cunts were playing.

When they used to ring him to ask to take a bank holiday back, he would cross check the dat with united fixtures. Funnily enough there was never any cover available on those days.

Shame

When I was production manager at a manufacturing plant, we had a Chelsea supporter, a rag supporter and an Arsenal supporter. If someone had to clean the waste traps, or work with one of the heavy vats during hot days, you could bet it was one of them. I had the rag working both vats one day(resin and curing agent) when you add in grits and powders and work with both, you come out coated in a gummy plastic mess that won't wash off. Then again I say supporters, they were a bunch of plastics who never even watched the games. I think that infuriated me more than anything when they'd give it out because City got beat and the only reason they knew was from reading the scores in Monday's paper.