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Tuesday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 7:19 am
by Chinners
Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson shrugs off Sergio Aguero claims

ALEX FERGUSON has hinted foreign players only have themselves to blame if they are not treated fairly by Premier League referees.
After Manchester City failed to get what he believed were two cast-iron spot-kicks at Fulham on Saturday, Sergio Aguero said he felt English players had “privileges” which were not available to outsiders.
Ahead of Manchester United’s Champions League encounter with CFR Cluj, it was a debate Ferguson did not want to enter.
However, the Scot suggested the Premier League’s foreign legion are the architects of their own downfall.
“As a subject it is not worth going down because we have known for quite a few years there are plenty of players diving and, you have to say, particularly foreign players,” said the United boss.
Ferguson was grumbling at the treatment of Nani at Old Trafford on Saturday.
The Portugal winger went down under a first-half challenge from Jan Vertonghen, only for referee Chris Foy to wave away the spot-kick claims.
Three days on, Ferguson stands by his belief it was a penalty.
And he was happy to excuse Nani of any accusation of diving.
“Nani is not the type to dive,” said Ferguson. “He has never been that type of player.
“It was a penalty kick on Saturday. Sometimes you get them, sometimes you don’t.
“From the referee’s position it was difficult because there were plenty of bodies in front of him. The linesman could have helped him but he didn’t.”

Sunderland are poised to sign 29-year-old Scotland forward James McFadden, a free agent since being released by Everton at the end of last season, after he impressed during a trial with the Black Cats. Daily Mirror

Martin Jol wants to bring in French-born Senegal midfielder Mickael Tavares to shore up Fulham's midfield. The 29-year-old, who had a loan spell at Middlesbrough, is a free agent. The Sun

Spartak Moscow winger Aiden McGeady, 26, has revealed he dreams of ending his career with a return to former club Celtic. Scottish Sun

Former Celtic, Manchester United and Barcelona striker Henrik Larsson is the shock new name being considered by Blackburn to replace Steve Kean. Larsson has told Swedish side Landskrona he will not renew his managerial contract when the season ends next month.

Blackburn are set to give caretaker boss Eric Black a chance to press his claims for the vacant manager's position but the club have also drawn up a shortlist of candidates that includes former Rovers players Alan Shearer and Tim Sherwood. The Guardian

Andreas Laudrup, the 21-year-old youngest son of Swansea manager Michael, is set to play on the wing for FC Nordsjaelland against Chelsea on Tuesday.

Aston Villa striker Darren Bent has expressed his disappointment with boss Paul Lambert for dropping him without offering any explanation. It completed what the England international described as a "crappy couple of weeks" at the club. The Guardian

West Ham boss Sam Allardyce has warned Roy Hodgson that striker Andy Carroll is "woefully short" of match practice despite returning to action on Monday night. The England manager watched West Ham's win at QPR ahead of naming his next squad on Thursday. The Times
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England coach Gary Neville has hinted his former Manchester United team-mate Rio Ferdinand won't be recalled to the England line-up following John Terry's decision to retire. Neville said: "Rio is a class player but by the World Cup he'll be 35."

Michael Mancienne, 24, should be called up to solve England's defensive crisis, according to Hamburg sporting director Frank Arnesen. The Mirror

QPR striker Bobby Zamora, 31, is refusing to give up hope of returning to the England set-up under boss Roy Hodgson. Evening Standard

Tihana Nemcic, a former Croatia women's international and part-time model, has taken over as coach of a Croatian men's fifth division side NK Viktorija Vojakovac.

It's a happy birthday to Sir Trevor Brooking, as the former West Ham and England midfielder and current FA director of football development celebrates his 64th birthday. Press Association


more proper bollox later ....

Re: Tuesday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 7:26 am
by dazby
DIY got every big call spot on in the rag game. Baconface is adding to his cuntiness.

Re: Tuesday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 8:32 am
by ashton287
The architect of gamesmanship in England who is a fucking foreigner himself blaming foreigners for diving in the English game while exempting one of the biggest foreign divers in the league who is coincidentally not the biggest diver in the team he manages as an Englishman tops the fucking lot, he goes by the name Ashley "the malteser headed diving cuntstain" young.

Re: Tuesday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 9:31 am
by kinkylola
Rooney gives Young a run for his money ... but both are bigger divers than Nani by far, which is saying something because Nani flops to the ground at the hint of a breeze. Doesn't change the fact that 2 of the biggest divers in the team are English. totally demented old man.

Re: Tuesday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 9:50 am
by Martinez
Anyone seen the Spuds post-match interview with Baconface? Not concerned that they conceded three sloppy goals at home, not concerned that RvP would rather shoot over from an acute angle than to play in Wooney for a tap-in. "The biggest disappointment was the timewasting" The fool calculated that there should have been 6min added for subs +then some but they only added 4, I laughed so hard I spat my food out

Re: Tuesday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 10:13 am
by Avalon
Nani is not the kind of player to dive? What? Let's not forget Ashley Young then and former Rag Christina. Memory loss, I guess.

Re: Tuesday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 10:31 am
by Tokyo Blue
Avalon wrote:Nani is not the kind of player to dive? What? Let's not forget Ashley Young then and former Rag Christina. Memory loss, I guess.

Pissed-up old twat has forgotten what welbeck did in the Wigan match. It must be hard when your neurones start to pack up.

Remember kiddies, alcohol abuse is bad for you.

Re: Tuesday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 10:39 am
by Ted Hughes
Tihana Nemcic, a former Croatia women's international and part-time model, has taken over as coach of a Croatian men's fifth division side NK Viktorija Vojakovac.

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Re: Tuesday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 11:17 am
by Duckman
theres an article on the OS about City buying suits from the fucking nazis.

Re: Tuesday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 11:38 am
by Sideshow Bob
Ted Hughes wrote:Tihana Nemcic, a former Croatia women's international and part-time model, has taken over as coach of a Croatian men's fifth division side NK Viktorija Vojakovac.

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wow.

Re: Tuesday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 12:31 pm
by ashton287
Duckman wrote:theres an article on the OS about City buying suits from the fucking nazis.


Didn't know there was a connection between Hugo boss and the nazi's. What is it?

And Mancini out, that bird in the pic in.

Re: Tuesday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 12:36 pm
by Alex Sapphire
ashton287 wrote:
Duckman wrote:theres an article on the OS about City buying suits from the fucking nazis.


Didn't know there was a connection between Hugo boss and the nazi's. What is it?

And Mancini out, that bird in the pic in.


they used forced labour in the war and were tailors to the german army

Re: Tuesday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 12:37 pm
by Duckman
ashton287 wrote:
Duckman wrote:theres an article on the OS about City buying suits from the fucking nazis.


Didn't know there was a connection between Hugo boss and the nazi's. What is it?

And Mancini out, that bird in the pic in.


something about nazis ordering 2.000.000 uniforms from Hugo in the early days :)

Re: Tuesday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 12:50 pm
by Duckman

Re: Tuesday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 1:39 pm
by PeterParker
Old Baconface had a row with a Sky Journalist yesterday afternoon, at the conference in Cluj.

Something about a golf game.

Re: Tuesday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 1:49 pm
by ashton287
Interesting stuff. Learn something new everyday.

But point to any company/brand and you are probably pointing at a bunch of morally repugnant cunts.

Re: Tuesday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 2:25 pm
by ant london
Paul Smith does the suits for the scum.....my tailor in Mcr does all the fittings. I had a look at one when I was in there last time just pre-season....ours are better as you might expect.The lining on theirs and the insides of the shirt cuffs are all printed with United stuff rather than his usual multicoloured stripey stuff

Re: Tuesday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 2:36 pm
by Duckman
ashton287 wrote:Interesting stuff. Learn something new everyday.

But point to any company/brand and you are probably pointing at a bunch of morally repugnant cunts.


of course mate.
Last weekend my girlfriend and I were at a wedding reception, got totally pissed and ended up at my friend's house for a night cap. My friend and his wife are Everton fans, and Ana and I were in the living room sipping some more wine when two of them showed up in their Everton shirts.
I got goose bumps all over while telling my woman: Prepare yourself woman, we're about to get raped by fucking everton fans hehe

after that, my buddy told me the story about Hugo boss and the nazis. thats it.

Re: Tuesday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 3:17 pm
by Mikhail Chigorin
ashton287 wrote:The architect of gamesmanship in England who is a fucking foreigner himself blaming foreigners for diving in the English game while exempting one of the biggest foreign divers in the league who is coincidentally not the biggest diver in the team he manages as an Englishman tops the fucking lot, he goes by the name Ashley "the malteser headed diving cuntstain" young.


What a fantastically erudite, accurate and inspired synopsis.....pure brilliance.

Well done to you chum; it made my day to read that.