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squeaky clean lineker!!!

Posted:
Wed Nov 07, 2012 9:44 am
by dick dastardley
ALLEGEDLY!!
Our very own big eared squeakly clean bbc pundit has been fondling over 20 women at the beeb, and the beeb have settled out of court with all involved leaving Lineker to carry on as normal at the beeb!!
Re: squeaky clean lineker!!!

Posted:
Wed Nov 07, 2012 10:14 am
by Chinners
No allegedly about it .... I could have confirmed this years ago for you. His 'agreement/arrangement' with his first wife was equally 'shocking'
Re: squeaky clean lineker!!!

Posted:
Wed Nov 07, 2012 10:15 am
by Arjan Van Schotte
i'd be surprised if the beeb paid people off tbh, but i've heard it said that mr lineker has personally paid off a few women he may have briefly "fallen in love" with, and that he's got a vigorous team of lawyers who particularly enjoy sending letters to newspapers.....
of course, that is pure speculation.
Re: squeaky clean lineker!!!

Posted:
Wed Nov 07, 2012 10:18 am
by Arjan Van Schotte
Chinners wrote:No allegedly about it .... I could have confirmed this years ago for you. His 'agreement/arrangement' with his first wife was equally 'shocking'
Oi chinners! is there anything celebrity related you don't know??! you could set up a website and be the UK's Perez Hilton?
C'mon, dish some dirt. and if you've got owt on the royals spill the beans now!
Re: squeaky clean lineker!!!

Posted:
Wed Nov 07, 2012 10:22 am
by Mike J
I'll take his current Missus of his hands. She is fooking lovely
Re: squeaky clean lineker!!!

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Wed Nov 07, 2012 10:23 am
by Chinners
Ha ha, not all celebs Arjan but a fair few .... mainly just the ones that are cunts in real life but have a 'saintly' image in public .... It's my job to investigate these people you know, as Lord <cough> cunt Coe will find out in the next few months :)
Re: squeaky clean lineker!!!

Posted:
Wed Nov 07, 2012 10:33 am
by Arjan Van Schotte
Chinners wrote:Ha ha, not all celebs Arjan but a fair few .... mainly just the ones that are cunts in real life but have a 'saintly' image in public .... It's my job to investigate these people you know, as Lord <cough> cunt Coe will find out in the next few months :)
haha - surprised more hasn't been made of mr coe recently selling his "service company" and making a huge profit whilst his investors suffered a huge loss?!
Re: squeaky clean lineker!!!

Posted:
Wed Nov 07, 2012 10:40 am
by Chinners
Oh theres much more stuff than than .... 4+ years well spent greasing palms in Westminster before ending up on virtually every olympic suppliers board/% of company etc ... disgusting self serving indivdual who's been made a Lord .... he probably bought/bribed that as well .... the cunt
Re: squeaky clean lineker!!!

Posted:
Wed Nov 07, 2012 10:40 am
by Ted Hughes
Arjan Van Schotte wrote:Chinners wrote:Ha ha, not all celebs Arjan but a fair few .... mainly just the ones that are cunts in real life but have a 'saintly' image in public .... It's my job to investigate these people you know, as Lord <cough> cunt Coe will find out in the next few months :)
haha - surprised more hasn't been made of mr coe recently selling his "service company" and making a huge profit whilst his investors suffered a huge loss?!
Oh please Chinners & anyone itk, get that smug cunt on something.
Re Lineker; I knew nothing of this.
1st Jimmy Saville, now this. Are there any public, goody two shoes type icons we can actually rely on ?
I still haven't recovered from the shock of finding out Hughie Greene & not Jess Yates was actually Paula Yates' dad.
Re: squeaky clean lineker!!!

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Wed Nov 07, 2012 11:22 am
by Alioune DVToure
Ted Hughes wrote:
Oh please Chinners & anyone itk, get that smug cunt on something.
Re Lineker; I knew nothing of this.
1st Jimmy Saville, now this. Are there any public, goody two shoes type icons we can actually rely on ?
I still haven't recovered from the shock of finding out Hughie Greene & not Jess Yates was actually Paula Yates' dad.
If Seb Coe and Alan Titchmarsh were to be disgraced, that would be fucking brilliant.
EDIT: And Philip fucking Schofield.
Re: squeaky clean lineker!!!

Posted:
Wed Nov 07, 2012 11:30 am
by lets all have a disco
if he has been tagging other ass the guy needs his swede testing as Mrs Lineker is bloomin lovely and just confirms the guy is thick as fook.
Re: squeaky clean lineker!!!

Posted:
Wed Nov 07, 2012 11:35 am
by Chinners
LAHAD, as far as I'm aware these incidents took place during the reign of Mrs Lineker I
Re: squeaky clean lineker!!!

Posted:
Wed Nov 07, 2012 11:38 am
by Nigels Tackle
what about mr tumble/justin?
Re: squeaky clean lineker!!!

Posted:
Wed Nov 07, 2012 11:39 am
by Chinners
Ha ha .... he's not really deaf and if he had any sense at all he'd be getting up to no good with Katie in the CBeebies Kitchen
Re: squeaky clean lineker!!!

Posted:
Thu Nov 08, 2012 8:51 pm
by Alioune DVToure
Alioune DVToure wrote:
If Seb Coe and Alan Titchmarsh were to be disgraced, that would be fucking brilliant.
EDIT: And Philip fucking Schofield.
24 hours on and Schofield wanders straight into a shitstorm. Wonderful.
Re: squeaky clean lineker!!!

Posted:
Thu Nov 08, 2012 9:04 pm
by Nigels Tackle
Alioune DVToure wrote:Alioune DVToure wrote:
If Seb Coe and Alan Titchmarsh were to be disgraced, that would be fucking brilliant.
EDIT: And Philip fucking Schofield.
24 hours on and Schofield wanders straight into a shitstorm. Wonderful.
was soccs on that list??
Re: squeaky clean lineker!!!

Posted:
Thu Nov 08, 2012 9:30 pm
by Lev Bronstein
There's a few on here that've gone quiet
Re: squeaky clean lineker!!!

Posted:
Thu Nov 08, 2012 9:32 pm
by Beefymcfc
Lev Bronstein wrote:There's a few on here that've gone quiet
I'm still trying to work out who's done what!
Re: squeaky clean lineker!!!

Posted:
Thu Nov 08, 2012 9:45 pm
by ashton287
Only thing better than good pussy is new pussy.
Can't blame the guy for messing around. Can blame him to be an orange cunthole assbandit though and I'd definitely love to beat him with a stick.
Re: squeaky clean lineker!!!

Posted:
Thu Nov 08, 2012 9:56 pm
by mr_nool