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secret santa

PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 7:12 pm
by bluechester
hi everyone, got the secret santa at work, i have got a big red, does anyone know where you can buy them utd t shirts which state 20 champions 2012 on it, if not anyone got any good ideas

Re: secret santa

PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 7:30 pm
by Mase
Still on eBay mate.

Re: secret santa

PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 7:35 pm
by bluechester
i have checked they only do small and to say this lad would not fit in small is a understatement. is there anywhere else

Re: secret santa

PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 7:36 pm
by Mase
Get him a small and a can of weight watchers milkshake.

Re: secret santa

PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 7:42 pm
by bluechester
might just buy him small anyway more for the piss take.anymore ideas on what i can buy a self confessed biggest red knobhead

Re: secret santa

PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 7:51 pm
by City64
bluechester wrote:might just buy him small anyway more for the piss take.anymore ideas on what i can buy a self confessed biggest red knobhead



Is he Chinese ?

Just give him an empty United superstore bag if he is .....

Re: secret santa

PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 7:55 pm
by bluechester
City64 wrote:
bluechester wrote:might just buy him small anyway more for the piss take.anymore ideas on what i can buy a self confessed biggest red knobhead



Is he Chinese ?

Just give him an empty United superstore bag if he is .....


ha ha very good come on everyone, we must have some ideas of how to take the piss out of them in the festive period

Re: secret santa

PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 8:03 pm
by ashton287
Get him a copy of our champions DVD.

A shirt that says "not in my lifetime"

Re: secret santa

PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 8:04 pm
by City64
An A to Z of Manchester .

Trafford Center shopping vouchers .....


the list is endless ........

Re: secret santa

PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 8:11 pm
by bluechester
City64 wrote:An A to Z of Manchester .

Trafford Center shopping vouchers .....


the list is endless ........


A to Z of manchester good idea this prick just sitd in the pub for all games, talks himself up as the biggest utd fan around and never goes

Re: secret santa

PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 8:47 pm
by Alioune DVToure
The Champ20ns thing could be a bit risky, given that there's a chance they'll win it this year. It was an awesome pisstake in the spring/summer, but I think the moment's gone now.

Re: secret santa

PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 9:14 pm
by Im_Spartacus
Alioune DVToure wrote:The Champ20ns thing could be a bit risky, given that there's a chance they'll win it this year. It was an awesome pisstake in the spring/summer, but I think the moment's gone now.


Mine has 20, 2011/12 on it

50 quid and its yours op, think its large

Re: secret santa

PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 9:58 pm
by topilk
Try e bay ! Worth a shot

Re: secret santa

PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 10:17 pm
by Beefymcfc
Image

Re: secret santa

PostPosted: Sat Nov 10, 2012 12:07 am
by *AR*
Mase wrote:Get him a small and a can of weight watchers milkshake.


I actually just properly LOL'd

Re: secret santa

PostPosted: Sat Nov 10, 2012 11:41 am
by Blackadder
We print t-shirts and mugs at work, pm me if you need anything bespoke.

Re: secret santa

PostPosted: Sun Nov 11, 2012 12:13 pm
by mark_clegg
Maybe get him a poster like the one on this link:

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=man+ut ... 9,s:0,i:97

Failing that why not just kick the fat twat in the bollocks and be done with it.

Re: secret santa

PostPosted: Sun Nov 11, 2012 12:41 pm
by carl_feedthegoat
Shit on his desk.

Re: secret santa

PostPosted: Sun Nov 11, 2012 12:43 pm
by Tokyo Blue
carl_feedthegoat wrote:Shit on his desk.


Mase wrote:Get him a small and a can of weight watchers milkshake.


pmsl

Re: secret santa

PostPosted: Sun Nov 11, 2012 2:15 pm
by razor400
Get him a years subscription to the RSPB so he can sponsor a sick swan.