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Baby Balotelli

Postby King Kev » Fri Dec 07, 2012 5:33 am

Mario is now a daddy! His ex gave birth to baby Pia 3 weeks early and Balotelli is said to be delighted.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... -born.html
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Re: Baby Balotelli

Postby kinkylola » Fri Dec 07, 2012 6:16 am

don't want him to miss the united game ... they are terrified of his unpredictability. And so am I ... but it's a wonderful thing. Jonny evans shits himeslf whenever he sees him.
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Re: Baby Balotelli

Postby kinkylola » Fri Dec 07, 2012 7:31 am

further down in that article, it goes on to talk about the new tattoo he's got over his heart.

"I am the punishment from God. If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you"

fits mario to a T ... hahah for friend and foe alike. love mario.
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Re: Baby Balotelli

Postby phips » Fri Dec 07, 2012 6:52 pm

kinkylola wrote:further down in that article, it goes on to talk about the new tattoo he's got over his heart.

"I am the punishment from God. If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you"

fits mario to a T ... hahah for friend and foe alike. love mario.

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Re: Baby Balotelli

Postby chips » Fri Dec 07, 2012 7:08 pm

He will be wearing a Pia tshirt underneath his kit which he will reveal upon scoring his third past the dirty rags :)
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Re: Baby Balotelli

Postby Fergiesnose » Fri Dec 07, 2012 7:41 pm

Let's hope he fucks off back to Italy too in January
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Re: Baby Balotelli

Postby Swales4ever » Fri Dec 07, 2012 9:14 pm

chips wrote:He will be wearing a Pia tshirt underneath his kit which he will reveal upon scoring his third past the dirty rags :)


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Re: Baby Balotelli

Postby Sister of fu » Fri Dec 07, 2012 11:43 pm

Fergiesnose wrote:Let's hope he fucks off back to Italy too in January



Yeah just after scoring against you lot........again.
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Re: Baby Balotelli

Postby DoomMerchant » Sat Dec 08, 2012 12:03 am

Sister of fu wrote:
Yeah just after scoring against you lot........again.


Would this fuckhole cheer if he was at the swamp and the rags scored?

And what?
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Re: Baby Balotelli

Postby Chinners » Sat Dec 08, 2012 1:37 am

I'm really quite impressed how a blatent ragarse has managed to stay around here for so long ....
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Re: Baby Balotelli

Postby aaron bond » Sat Dec 08, 2012 5:46 am

Chinners wrote:I'm really quite impressed how a blatent ragarse has managed to stay around here for so long ....


I was thinking the same.

I really don't get what is fun about registering on a forum about a team you don't like, pretending you support them, but slagging them off at every opportunity. Am I missing something here? How sad must someone's life be to want to do that?
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Re: Baby Balotelli

Postby Sister of fu » Sat Dec 08, 2012 8:05 am

DoomMerchant wrote:
Sister of fu wrote:
Yeah just after scoring against you lot........again.


Would this fuckhole cheer if he was at the swamp and the rags scored?

And what?



Of course and then call you a speccy cunt.......
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Re: Baby Balotelli

Postby SmallTimeCharlie » Sat Dec 08, 2012 9:47 am

aaron bond wrote:
Chinners wrote:I'm really quite impressed how a blatent ragarse has managed to stay around here for so long ....


I was thinking the same.

I really don't get what is fun about registering on a forum about a team you don't like, pretending you support them, but slagging them off at every opportunity. Am I missing something here? How sad must someone's life be to want to do that?


That's because you're not 13 years old.
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