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Hands Up.

PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 4:04 pm
by Ted Hughes
If you would leather the ball in Van Pussy's face & not even feel the slightest twinge of remorse.

Puts up hand.

Re: Hands Up.

PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 4:09 pm
by craigmcfc
That was fantastic, Arsenal fans are lauding Williams on Twitter for that one. Good on him, my hand is up!

Re: Hands Up.

PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 4:14 pm
by Bear60
Both my hands are up and Tracy's and all of my kids and the dogs paw's

Re: Hands Up.

PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 4:21 pm
by craigmcfc
It gets even better when you add the red-faced senile old drunks' post match comments into the mix. "He could have killed him"

And?

Re: Hands Up.

PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 4:37 pm
by phips
This is a pathetic thread

Re: Hands Up.

PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 4:49 pm
by Bear60

Re: Hands Up.

PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 4:53 pm
by Beefymcfc
I just wish we were still using the old ball, it was soaking and the laces had been sharpened by the game.

Shame really.

Re: Hands Up.

PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 4:54 pm
by Dameerto
I don't think he hit it hard enough - I was hoping for concussion at least.

Re: Hands Up.

PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 5:51 pm
by freshie
phips wrote:This is a pathetic thread


Pathetic is a word that would be more appropriately used to describe Taggart's claim that van pussy could have been killed by the ball hitting him in the head

Re: Hands Up.

PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 5:57 pm
by carl_feedthegoat
Shame he hit the ball first....and for the record, my cock rose when it happened.

Re: Hands Up.

PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 6:03 pm
by BadKompany
Sour grapes.......

I suspect the OP wouldnt be so enthusiastic about assault if RVP had guaranteed us the Prem this season?

Re: Hands Up.

PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 6:04 pm
by Original Dub
phips wrote:This is a pathetic thread


Why?

Re: Hands Up.

PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 6:05 pm
by Beefymcfc
carl_feedthegoat wrote:Shame he hit the ball first....and for the record, my cock rose when it happened.

First time in a while, eh mate ;-)

I did like the way that when Van Pussy got up he fell straight over, face plant straight into Williams' cock.

Re: Hands Up.

PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 6:06 pm
by Original Dub
BadKompany wrote:Sour grapes.......

I suspect the OP wouldnt be so enthusiastic about assault if RVP had guaranteed us the Prem this season?


I've read this four times and still can't figure out what you saying?

Re: Hands Up.

PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 6:08 pm
by ashton287
I would hold his fucking head under water until he stopped struggling without feeling the slightest thing.

Same goes for taggart but with a pillow. Pillow just seems more fitting for an old cunt.

Re: Hands Up.

PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 6:11 pm
by shawzy
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Re: Hands Up.

PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 6:17 pm
by Mase
ashton287 wrote:I would hold his fucking head under water until he stopped struggling without feeling the slightest thing.

Same goes for taggart but with a pillow. Pillow just seems more fitting for an old cunt.


Hahaha!!!

Re: Hands Up.

PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 6:22 pm
by london blue 2
Well my thoughts are with the whole Van Persie family at this tough time, it's all good laughing and stuff but he was lucky to survive the ordeal. Hope he makes a full recovery and is back to being a horrible slimy cunt in the future.

LB2

Re: Hands Up.

PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 7:25 pm
by MilnersJaw
Bear60 wrote:http://www.thefreedictionary.com/pathetic


I think it means two different things depending on if you're british or american. That is an american website.

Re: Hands Up.

PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 7:41 pm
by Hazy2
Williams loved that, so did I. Merry Xmas.