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Postby Dameerto » Mon Jan 07, 2013 11:07 am

I just read via the news agregator an article published today about Sunderland's home match versus City ladies' team which had to be abandoned due to injury to the City keeper. If Sister of Fu is still keeping goal for City ladies, then get well soon and I hope it's not as serious as it sounds:

http://www.safc.com/news/club-news/2013 ... -abandoned

Injury mars Ladies return to action.

Sunderland Ladies were back in action after the Christmas break to face a strong Manchester City Ladies at the Hetton Centre on Sunday.

In an entertaining game played at a furious pace Sunderland dominated from the start but found themselves a goal down following a rare City breakaway mid way through the first half.

The second period continued in a similar manner with the Lady Black Cats laying siege to the Manchester goal before the visiting keeper suffered a serious knee injury with 10 minutes remaining.

A long delay followed and such was the seriousness of the situation that the game was abandoned to be replayed at a later date.

The home side set their stall out from the off and soon had City on the back foot with Bannon, Furness and Mead combining to set up Ramshaw who crashed a header crashed against the bar.

Greenwell, Gutteridge and McDougall had all gone close when out of the blue the visitors grabbed the lead with their first meaningful attack in the 28th minute.

Up until this point Laws had been a virtual spectator in the Sunderland goal but a quick break caught the home defence short of numbers as the ball was swept across the face of the goal and Johnston poked it home at the far post.

Sunderland poured forward again and Ramshaw, Mead and Gutteridge were unlucky not to equalise as City held on to their lead at the break.

The second half continued in the same manner with the visitor’s goal bearing a charmed life throughout.

As shots rained in from Ramshaw, Mead, McDougall and Joice, City rarely managed to get out of their own half but their danger on the break was still a threat as they saw a rare effort come back off the bar before a timely tackle from Salicki averted any real danger from former Sunderland striker Danby.

Further attempts from Williams and Ramshaw went close and it seemed only a matter of time before an equaliser would arrive when the City keeper stayed down as she challenged Holmes for a loose ball.

The visiting stopper was in obvious distress and after medical attention at the scene an ambulance was called.

Unfortunately after a delay of well over half an hour the referee had no alternative but to abandon the game.
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Re: Sister of Fu injured?

Postby Dameerto » Mon Jan 07, 2013 11:21 am

After a bit more digging, it was Danielle Brown who was injured. Here's hoping she recovers asap.
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Re: Sister of Fu injured?

Postby john68 » Mon Jan 07, 2013 11:27 am

I doubt it was Sis in the City goal....

She transferred to Liverpool Ladies (treacherous bitch) some time ago and decided that she was far too old to stand about in the cold weather.
Liverpool told her that their kit budget just could not afford to finance her need for support tights, nor were they willing to accept her wanting to wear a beige mac in goal on rainy days. The final blow was her insistence on keeping a tartan shopping trolley behind the posts and constantly playing bingo on her laptop during the game.
She has now retired from football (though nobody actually noticed) and resides in an old folks retirement bungalow somewhere in the North of England. She spends her days drinking Ovaltine, watching Jeremy Kyle and eating chocolates.

Sad innit.
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Re: Sister of Fu injured?

Postby Sister of fu » Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:36 pm

Its not me, it’s not me......haha thanks for the thread though.

She was the victim of a nasty tackle and has been lucky not to suffer a break. There could be ligament damage though. The girls were 6 mins away from a famous 1-0 over Sunderland who are unbeaten for over 20 months at home in the league. The ref abandoned the game even though the City girls pleaded with him to let them play on with 10 men. Its looking like a replay and anther long journey back to Sunderland.

I have offered to come out of retirement to help if her injury is long term.
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Re: Sister of Fu injured?

Postby Chinners » Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:39 pm

Sister of fu wrote:I have offered to come out of retirement to help if her injury is long term.


City's very own Terry Henry ...
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Re: Sister of Fu injured?

Postby Sister of fu » Mon Jan 07, 2013 1:03 pm

Chinners wrote:
Sister of fu wrote:I have offered to come out of retirement to help if her injury is long term.


City's very own Terry Henry ...



Booked in for training tomo. I will need to beast myself for a couple of weeks to get to some sort of fitness. Going to be hard going.
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Re: Sister of Fu injured?

Postby Chinners » Mon Jan 07, 2013 1:18 pm

Good on ya
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Re: Sister of Fu injured?

Postby DoomMerchant » Mon Jan 07, 2013 2:47 pm

This thread title could have a couple scoops of foreshadowing in it.
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Re: Sister of Fu injured?

Postby Burt » Mon Jan 07, 2013 3:02 pm

Sister of fu wrote:
Chinners wrote:
Sister of fu wrote:I have offered to come out of retirement to help if her injury is long term.


City's very own Terry Henry ...



Booked in for training tomo. I will need to beast myself for a couple of weeks to get to some sort of fitness. Going to be hard going.


Will you need any assistance in this beasting Sis?...............takes a sharp intake of breath and then wheeeezes a liitle before coming back down to earth...............
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Re: Sister of Fu injured?

Postby Dameerto » Mon Jan 07, 2013 3:55 pm

DoomMerchant wrote:This thread title could have a couple scoops of foreshadowing in it.


I bet it woke you up though. (Changed it now)
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Re: City's ladie's team Keeper injured

Postby DoomMerchant » Mon Jan 07, 2013 6:48 pm

Dameerto wrote:
I bet it woke you up though. (Changed it now)


It didn't wake me up. She eats nails for brekkers and peanut butter m&ms just to show us her delicate ladylike side.
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Re: City's ladie's team Keeper injured

Postby Swales4ever » Tue Jan 08, 2013 12:49 am

DoomMerchant wrote:
Dameerto wrote:
I bet it woke you up though. (Changed it now)


It didn't wake me up. She eats nails for brekkers and peanut butter m&ms just to show us her delicate ladylike side.

Shit.... no news then!

For a while I was encouraged to dream of a hyper-muscled Prince Charming, knocking at Her retirement cottage on the amazing north, attempting to change her negative attitude towards hiding sausages.

1. "unintelligible language"
2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"
5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


In Roger Ailes/Donnie Drumpf's words: "don't know it for a fact, but many people say so..."
there must be some truth, then!
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Re: Sister of Fu injured?

Postby Slim » Tue Jan 08, 2013 7:17 am

Dameerto wrote:
DoomMerchant wrote:This thread title could have a couple scoops of foreshadowing in it.


I bet it woke you up though. (Changed it now)


Now if only you could find a place for that apostrophe.
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Re: City's ladie's team Keeper injured

Postby BlueinBosnia » Tue Jan 08, 2013 10:11 am

Mancio4ever wrote:For a while I was encouraged to dream of a hyper-muscled Prince Charming, knocking at Her retirement cottage on the amazing north

Well, that's a euphemism I've never heard before...
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Re: City's ladie's team Keeper injured

Postby Swales4ever » Tue Jan 08, 2013 3:28 pm

BlueinBosnia wrote:
Mancio4ever wrote:For a while I was encouraged to dream of a hyper-muscled Prince Charming, knocking at Her retirement cottage on the amazing north

Well, that's a euphemism I've never heard before...

You wouldn't expect any better from a basic learner, tho, would You?

1. "unintelligible language"
2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"
5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


In Roger Ailes/Donnie Drumpf's words: "don't know it for a fact, but many people say so..."
there must be some truth, then!
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Re: City's ladie's team Keeper injured

Postby DoomMerchant » Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:50 pm

Mancio4ever wrote:
BlueinBosnia wrote:
Mancio4ever wrote:For a while I was encouraged to dream of a hyper-muscled Prince Charming, knocking at Her retirement cottage on the amazing north

Well, that's a euphemism I've never heard before...

You wouldn't expect any better from a basic learner, tho, would You?


actually, i'm hopeful that you don't learn.

You are like a nubile teenager who we can break in and i'd hate to see you actually learn how to master this language or we will never get gems like the above mentioned one.

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Re: City's ladie's team Keeper injured

Postby Wonderwall » Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:00 pm

Mancio4ever wrote:Shit.... no news then!

For a while I was encouraged to dream of a hyper-muscled Prince Charming, knocking at Her retirement cottage on the amazing north, attempting to change her negative attitude towards hiding sausages.


Was it a thatched cottage?
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Re: City's ladie's team Keeper injured

Postby Swales4ever » Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:54 pm

Wonderwall wrote:
Mancio4ever wrote:Shit.... no news then!

For a while I was encouraged to dream of a hyper-muscled Prince Charming, knocking at Her retirement cottage on the amazing north, attempting to change her negative attitude towards hiding sausages.


Was it a thatched cottage?

horny boy... :-)

1. "unintelligible language"
2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"
5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


In Roger Ailes/Donnie Drumpf's words: "don't know it for a fact, but many people say so..."
there must be some truth, then!
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Re: City's ladie's team Keeper injured

Postby Swales4ever » Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:57 pm

DoomMerchant wrote:
Mancio4ever wrote:
BlueinBosnia wrote:
Mancio4ever wrote:For a while I was encouraged to dream of a hyper-muscled Prince Charming, knocking at Her retirement cottage on the amazing north

Well, that's a euphemism I've never heard before...

You wouldn't expect any better from a basic learner, tho, would You?


actually, i'm hopeful that you don't learn.

You are like a nubile teenager who we can break in and i'd hate to see you actually learn how to master this language or we will never get gems like the above mentioned one.

cheerio

relax mate: things are only get worser since I left and mr. alzheimer behind the corner won't help too

1. "unintelligible language"
2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"
5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


In Roger Ailes/Donnie Drumpf's words: "don't know it for a fact, but many people say so..."
there must be some truth, then!
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Re: City's ladie's team Keeper injured

Postby Sister of fu » Wed Jan 09, 2013 8:40 am

Is officially out of retirement. Fist game on the 20th at the Eithad campus. Lets hope the legs hold out.
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