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Balotelli 'didn't know he's not supposed to kill people'
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Wed Jan 16, 2013 3:13 pmby sandman
MARIO Balotelli last night said he was ‘surprised’ at Roberto Mancini’s angry reaction to the bomb he planted under his car.
‘But I really like it’
The Manchester City striker insisted the 1kg device was a ‘spur of the moment thing’ and that he would ‘probably have forgotten to detonate it anyway’.
He said: “Now everyone is saying I lack professionalism. That seems unfair. It was just a medium sized car bomb. I do it all the time.”
The attempted murder of his manager could be the final straw for the Italian international following his attempt to use a massive, two-handed sword at corners and free-kicks and his Christmas Eve CS gas attack at the Arndale Centre.
Balotelli added: “Mancini has always been like this. When we were both at Inter Milan I had a leopard that I used to starve for a few days and then release at training.
“The manager would get so angry with me. I could not understand why as my leopard was obviously really hungry. I sometimes think Mancini is a very cruel man.”
City’s owners now face the dilemma of trying to offload the mercurial striker to a manager that is okay with random car bombs.
Footballologist Wayne Hayes said: “They’ll need to write some kind of water-tight ‘no murdering’ clause into his contract. The lawyers will have a field day.”
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/balotelli-didnt-know-hes-not-supposed-to-kill-people-2013010454943
Re: Balotelli 'didn't know he's not supposed to kill people'
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Wed Jan 16, 2013 3:18 pmby Peter Doherty (AGAIG)
Had this been any other player we wouldn't have heard a word about it. But because it's Balotelli it's 'bomb' this and 'bomb' that. It didn't even go off FFS! I heard Wooney has a nuclear missile in his garden and not a fucking word in the papers. And what will happen if that goes off? Balotelli will get the blame, that's what....
Re: Balotelli 'didn't know he's not supposed to kill people'
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Wed Jan 16, 2013 3:34 pmby littlebig
This might taint the good name of the club. He should know that bombs can kill. Inexcusable behaviour
Re: Balotelli 'didn't know he's not supposed to kill people'
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Wed Jan 16, 2013 4:01 pmby chips
I don't see what the fuss is, it was only a bomb. Mancini's lucky it wasn't a football, he could've been killed.
Re: Balotelli 'didn't know he's not supposed to kill people'
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Wed Jan 16, 2013 5:03 pmby kinkylola
this is racist.
Re: Balotelli 'didn't know he's not supposed to kill people'
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Wed Jan 16, 2013 6:03 pmby Beefymcfc
At least it wasn't a football, they can really kill.
Re: Balotelli 'didn't know he's not supposed to kill people'
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Wed Jan 16, 2013 6:05 pmby lewisb51
It's not real. The daily mash do sarcastic stories.
Re: Balotelli 'didn't know he's not supposed to kill people'
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Wed Jan 16, 2013 6:17 pmby Blue Since 76
lewisb51 wrote:It's not real. The daily mash do sarcastic stories.
Seriously? Thank god for that, I thought he'd really crossed the line this time
Re: Balotelli 'didn't know he's not supposed to kill people'
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Wed Jan 16, 2013 6:24 pmby Blue Stu
No doubt it will get blown up out of all proportion.
Re: Balotelli 'didn't know he's not supposed to kill people'
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Wed Jan 16, 2013 7:01 pmby bigblue
kinkylola wrote:this is racist.
black Italians are not a race
Re: Balotelli 'didn't know he's not supposed to kill people'
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Wed Jan 16, 2013 7:17 pmby Beefymcfc
lewisb51 wrote:It's not real. The daily mash do sarcastic stories.
Re: Balotelli 'didn't know he's not supposed to kill people'
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Wed Jan 16, 2013 7:21 pmby Blue Since 76
bigblue wrote:
black Italians are not a race
According to the Juve fans, they don't even exist.
Re: Balotelli 'didn't know he's not supposed to kill people'
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Wed Jan 16, 2013 7:27 pmby Dronny
lewisb51 wrote:It's not real. The daily mash do sarcastic stories.
I was just about to write to the club to express
my disgust that we're still paying this jokers wages, thank goodness I read this first
Re: Balotelli 'didn't know he's not supposed to kill people'
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Wed Jan 16, 2013 7:56 pmby patrickblue
Blue Stu wrote:No doubt it will get blown up out of all proportion.
Well, I thought it was funny Stu.
Re: Balotelli 'didn't know he's not supposed to kill people'
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Wed Jan 16, 2013 8:43 pmby Wonderwall
lewisb51 wrote:It's not real. The daily mash do sarcastic stories.
Ban them all
Re: Balotelli 'didn't know he's not supposed to kill people'
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Wed Jan 16, 2013 8:53 pmby Chinners
I misread The Daily Mash as The Daily Mail .... so naturally presumed this story to be 100% true, not even 99%
Re: Balotelli 'didn't know he's not supposed to kill people'
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Thu Jan 17, 2013 3:54 amby john68
It's not true?....Shit, Piccs'll be gutted.
Re: Balotelli 'didn't know he's not supposed to kill people'
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Thu Jan 17, 2013 4:15 amby Swales4ever
Beefymcfc wrote:At least it wasn't a football, they can really kill.
Re: Balotelli 'didn't know he's not supposed to kill people'
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Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:38 pmby pepsi_dave
Balotelli has always been an "explosive" player anyway!
Re: Balotelli 'didn't know he's not supposed to kill people'
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Thu Jan 17, 2013 5:47 pmby Goataldo
Bombs don't kill people: Balo's do.