Humour me, I'm bored (a game... sort of)

Being back in Spain has led to endless conversations with Spaniards about which is the strongest European league overall. My own personal feeling, like most people's, I imagine, is that the top 2 in Spain are streets ahead of all the English teams; the top four in England (including Spurs and Chelsea) are better than all the rest in Spain. Atleti and Málaga probably edge Arsenal and Liverpool, but from 8th/9th place downwards the English sides are much stronger than their Spanish counterparts. Anyway, all this is besides the point (sorry!).
The thing that's always pissed me off about this debate is that there's absolutely no way to resolve the strongest league debate, as only the top sides play each other in European competition. Personally, having watched a lot of Spanish footy, I reckon it's much more difficult for a top side to bag three points at West Brom or Sunderland than it is at Deportivo or Espanyol, but this opens up all sorts of other debates.
So I thought up a way to settle the debate about which league has the most strength in depth: a 'LEAGUE OF LEAGUES'.
Here's how it works:
* Each league picks a squad of 22 players. The top five teams in each league contribute 2 players each and the remaining 12 surviving teams (placed 6th-17th) contribute one player each.
* The eight top-ranked leagues in Europe (for the sake of this discussion, let's say England, Spain, Italy, Germany, Portugal, France, Russia, Holland) contribute one squad each.
* The eight squads are seeded and divided into two groups of four. They play a round-robin and the top two from each group proceed to the semi-finals.
* The competition takes place every second summer, when there is no international tournament.
* The winning league receives one extra CL and one extra EL place for the following two seasons.
SO, THE INTERESTING PART.
Going off current standings, who would be in your Premier League squad? How well do you think it would fare? Remember: Stretford, Ourselves, Chavski, Spurs and Arse contribute two players each. Every other team besides Wigan, Reading and OAP contributes one. And we're looking for quality and balance, not whether you rate the players as human beings.
Here's my squad:
GOALKEEPERS:
Cech (Chavs)
Begovic (Stoke)
DEFENDERS:
Rafael (Stret)
O'Brien (WHU)
Kompany (MC)
Williams (Swan)
Ridgewell (WBA)
Hangeland (Ful)
Cole (Chavs)
Monreal (Arse)
MIDFIELDERS:
Walcott (Arse)
Dembele (Tot)
Fellaini (Eve)
Yaya (MC)
Hoolahan (Nor)
Cabaye (New)
Bale (Tot)
Johnson (Sun)
FORWARDS:
Suarez (Liv)
Van Persie (Stret)
Benteke (Villa)
Lambert (Soton)
Preferred starting eleven:
Cech
Rafael
Kompany
Williams
Cole
Walcott
Yaya
Fellaini
Bale
Suarez
Van Persie
That looks like a strong side to me!
Have a go (if you can be arsed, which I doubt). It's harder than you'd think!
The thing that's always pissed me off about this debate is that there's absolutely no way to resolve the strongest league debate, as only the top sides play each other in European competition. Personally, having watched a lot of Spanish footy, I reckon it's much more difficult for a top side to bag three points at West Brom or Sunderland than it is at Deportivo or Espanyol, but this opens up all sorts of other debates.
So I thought up a way to settle the debate about which league has the most strength in depth: a 'LEAGUE OF LEAGUES'.
Here's how it works:
* Each league picks a squad of 22 players. The top five teams in each league contribute 2 players each and the remaining 12 surviving teams (placed 6th-17th) contribute one player each.
* The eight top-ranked leagues in Europe (for the sake of this discussion, let's say England, Spain, Italy, Germany, Portugal, France, Russia, Holland) contribute one squad each.
* The eight squads are seeded and divided into two groups of four. They play a round-robin and the top two from each group proceed to the semi-finals.
* The competition takes place every second summer, when there is no international tournament.
* The winning league receives one extra CL and one extra EL place for the following two seasons.
SO, THE INTERESTING PART.
Going off current standings, who would be in your Premier League squad? How well do you think it would fare? Remember: Stretford, Ourselves, Chavski, Spurs and Arse contribute two players each. Every other team besides Wigan, Reading and OAP contributes one. And we're looking for quality and balance, not whether you rate the players as human beings.
Here's my squad:
GOALKEEPERS:
Cech (Chavs)
Begovic (Stoke)
DEFENDERS:
Rafael (Stret)
O'Brien (WHU)
Kompany (MC)
Williams (Swan)
Ridgewell (WBA)
Hangeland (Ful)
Cole (Chavs)
Monreal (Arse)
MIDFIELDERS:
Walcott (Arse)
Dembele (Tot)
Fellaini (Eve)
Yaya (MC)
Hoolahan (Nor)
Cabaye (New)
Bale (Tot)
Johnson (Sun)
FORWARDS:
Suarez (Liv)
Van Persie (Stret)
Benteke (Villa)
Lambert (Soton)
Preferred starting eleven:
Cech
Rafael
Kompany
Williams
Cole
Walcott
Yaya
Fellaini
Bale
Suarez
Van Persie
That looks like a strong side to me!
Have a go (if you can be arsed, which I doubt). It's harder than you'd think!