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Postby Ryan95 » Wed Apr 03, 2013 8:52 pm

A united fan has just pm me and said i see carlos tevez has just got 200 hours community service maybe he can come polish all our trophys?
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Re: United fan

Postby Herb » Wed Apr 03, 2013 8:59 pm

Ryan95 wrote:A united fan has just pm me and said i see carlos tevez has just got 200 hours community service maybe he can come polish all our trophys?


Tell him it's 250 hours community service not 200 (the thick rag twat can't even get that right) and tell him that Carlos would take a shit in the cabinet but that I'll polish them if they win that treble that they were all ranting on about 2 weeks ago.
If we had De Gea and the rags had Hart, we'd be top with a 9 point lead and they'd be in 12th place - that's the difference between a 'good' keeper and a 'top class' keeper - 12 places - think about it.
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Re: United fan

Postby simon12 » Wed Apr 03, 2013 9:06 pm

Ryan95 wrote:A united fan has just pm me and said i see carlos tevez has just got 200 hours community service maybe he can come polish all our trophys?


Ask him if he knows what the buliding looks like that the cabinets in.
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Re: United fan

Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Wed Apr 03, 2013 9:06 pm

Maybe he could count all their debt. Or take the Glasers on a minibus to the zoo.
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Re: United fan

Postby Original Dub » Wed Apr 03, 2013 9:08 pm

Ryan95 wrote:A united fan has just pm me and said i see carlos tevez has just got 200 hours community service maybe he can come polish all our trophys?


Very unusual thing to post as a city fan.

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Re: United fan

Postby carolina-blue » Wed Apr 03, 2013 9:21 pm

Original Dub wrote:
Ryan95 wrote:A united fan has just pm me and said i see carlos tevez has just got 200 hours community service maybe he can come polish all our trophys?


Very unusual thing to post as a city fan.

Ryan?


HHmmmm Ithink Dub is onto something here ,, If said Rag Pm,d u does that mean he is already on here ?
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Re: United fan

Postby Wooders » Wed Apr 03, 2013 9:28 pm

is he celebrating the year that "ryans" goal of the season was knocked off the top spot by kinkladze?
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Re: United fan

Postby Original Dub » Wed Apr 03, 2013 9:35 pm

He's a rag alright. 56 posts means he must have had to pretend to be a city fan. All building up to this thread.

Achieving your goals can be so rewarding.

Calling them united fans, telling the joke (wrongly) and with a username based on that cunt that impregnated his brother's missus.... all a bit of a giveaway.
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Re: United fan

Postby DoomMerchant » Wed Apr 03, 2013 9:44 pm

fucking....YAWN.
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Re: United fan

Postby Blue Since 76 » Wed Apr 03, 2013 9:48 pm

Ryan95 wrote:A united fan has just pm me and said i see carlos tevez has just got 200 hours community service maybe he can come polish all our trophys?


Tell him I've got 60,000 double winners t-shirts for sale. You can still see where I had to cross treble out, so they're going cheap.

Maybe Carlos could polish Rio's FA cup winner's medals whilst he's there?
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Re: United fan

Postby Ryan95 » Wed Apr 03, 2013 9:51 pm

Not a rag at all how dare you! Just because i only posted 56 times does not equate to me being a rag what a silly and frankly stupid way to determine such things. No it was not on this forum it was on another forum i am part of that has to do with music. So because my forename happens to be the same as a united player and i choose it as my username im a rag? Ok.
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Re: United fan

Postby london blue 2 » Wed Apr 03, 2013 9:54 pm

Ryan95 wrote:Not a rag at all how dare you! Just because i only posted 56 times does not equate to me being a rag what a silly and frankly stupid way to determine such things. No it was not on this forum it was on another forum i am part of that has to do with music. So because my forename happens to be the same as a united player and i choose it as my username im a rag? Ok.

If you're genuine you don't need to justify yourself, everyone on this site is fucking paranoid.

If you're a rag, fuck off.

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Re: United fan

Postby Ryan95 » Wed Apr 03, 2013 9:58 pm

No sir that is a double edged sword that i cannot win, if i defend myself then as you have messaged if i was genuine i dont need to justify myself but if i had not of said anything then i would of gone quiet coz you were in your minds right.
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Re: United fan

Postby london blue 2 » Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:02 pm

Personally I couldn't care less. Just ignore it and let's discuss what yaya toure actually does...
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Re: United fan

Postby Ryan95 » Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:04 pm

What does he actually do? Run n pass a bit and at least twice a match go down either fooked/ or injured.
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Re: United fan

Postby Moonchesteri » Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:06 pm

Ryan95 wrote:What does he actually do? Run n pass a bit and at least twice a match go down either fooked/ or injured.


Scores important goals at Wembley, remember?

[youtube]http://youtu.be/05-5YNQQHdM[/youtube]
Bet you loved that!
sorry about the shit quality that was the first I found from youtube with my phone
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Re: United fan

Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:06 pm

Ryan95 wrote:What does he actually do? Run n pass a bit and at least twice a match go down either fooked/ or injured.

I think you'll find that in the next 2 games he's the man that drives the team to success.
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Re: United fan

Postby ruralblue » Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:09 pm

No one pm's me. Lucky cunt.

I pm'd a lad on here earlier, ryansomethingorother but he ain't messaged me back yet.
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Re: United fan

Postby Original Dub » Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:18 pm

Ryan95 wrote:What does he actually do? Run n pass a bit and at least twice a match go down either fooked/ or injured.


I think you've peaked rag.

Hopefully the mods get rid soon. So sad. It might even be the same cunt that keeps rejoining under different usernames.

Now he has problems!
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Re: United fan

Postby Ryan95 » Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:46 pm

That he does, hopefully he will do it again monday night. Instead of vidic he can rape ferdinand this time, he should have no problem going through the lack of a midfield of the rags.
Want him to repeat 2011 scoring in the semi n final of the fa cup.
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