The guy doing the reporting looks like he's doing an impression of him.
VIVAELCITIES
"The adjudicatory chamber of the Ethics Committee ... has banned Mr Joseph S. Blatter ... for eight years and Mr Michel Platini ... for eight years from all football-related activities (administrative, sports or any other) on a national and international level. The bans come into force immediately." - 21/12/2015
As this is a thread about them can I just say having seen that bacon faced twat a few times this year his nose looked extra purple last night.It looked purple last time I saw him, but last night it seemed extra.Think the twat has been hitting it hard this year.
The guy is shit, but because he plays for the scum automatically gets picked for England and is classed as the best defender in the league. My rag mate was insisting we were after him lol
Re the freak as a player, I think he's great at being a galoot. Doesn't appear a particularly cultured footballer, but is built, not slow, and does the straightforward stuff well. Wouldn't want him at ours mind.
The hype he gets is one of the defining truths of the rag media bias.