Songs for gollum

[Chopper]

Guess who got the job today?
That wild Eyed Moyes, not old Jose
It's all changed, Haven't much to say
But man i still think them glazers are crazy
They were askin' if Jose were around
How he was where he could be found
Told 'em he was livin' downtown
Driving old Casillas crazy

It's Moyes Theyre going down It's Moyes Theyre going down
It's Moyes Theyre going down It's Moyes Theyre going down
It's Moyes you f*ckin' clown It's Moyes Theyre going down
It's Moyes Theyre going down It's Moyes Theyre going down

To the choon of this;

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[branny]

You're just a shit Fergie puppet.

[Alioune DVToure]

Fuck off back to Mordor
Fuck off back to Mordor
Na na na na
Na na na na

[Twobob]

"I may win on the roundabout Then I'll lose on the swings In or out, there is never a doubt Just who's pulling the strings I'm all tied up in you But where's it leading me to?

I wonder if one day that, you'll say that, you care If you say you love me madly, I'll gladly, be there Like a puppet on a string."

Seems very apt, taken from Puppet on a String by Sandy Shaw

[Lee_R]

Fuck off back to Mordor
Fuck off back to Mordor
Na na na na
Na na na na

lol

[I Just Blue Myself]

Fuck off back to Mordor
Fuck off back to Mordor
Na na na na
Na na na na

The ring is ours
The ring is ooouurs
Fuck off back to Mordor
The ring is ours

[Blue Oli]

A simple 'fergie fergie bail him out'

Now that might touch a nerve or two ?

[john68]

"You thought you'd get Mourinho...yer not...yer not
To conquer Europe you would go...yer not...yer not
But typical rags, you like to gob it,
Your manager's summat from the Hobbit........

[Yaya Toure is a LAD]

Where's ya Bacon gone?
Bacon gone?
Where's your Bacon gone?
Na na na na na na na naaa

[Original Dub]

The ring is ours
The ring is ooouurs
Fuck off back to Mordor
The ring is ours

Winner!

[simon12]

Who`s that twat that looks like Gollum
Who`s that ugly ginger cunt
David Moyes is his name
And he`ll lose the munich games
And they wont be winning trophies anymore

Thankyou!!

[mcfc1632]

The ring is ours
The ring is ooouurs
Fuck off back to Mordor
The ring is ours

Winner!

Oh Yes!!! - ACE - and of course all the others are great as well

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

Fuck off back to Mordor
Fuck off back to Mordor
Na na na na
Na na na na

The ring is ours
The ring is ooouurs
Fuck off back to Mordor
The ring is ours

HAHA

Even with nerdy references that's pretty fantastic.

[blues-clues]

Who's that shouting "precious" on the touchline?
Looking glum and sad and mad and solemn
Its that's bog eyeyed monster Moyes
Making all the fucking noise
The new boss at the swamp is fucking GOLLUM

[roblues]

Who's that shouting "precious" on the touchline?
Looking glum and sad and mad and solemn
Its that's bog eyeyed monster Moyes
Making all the fucking noise
The new boss at the swamp is fucking GOLLUM

I like that you have used this tune for something less controversial, the lyrical theme is excellent, but I can't help but feel that it needs more syllables

[roblues]

The scummers seem to be going for a 'Boys Boys Boys' style song, here's one for them

Moyes, Moyes, Moyes, the fucking ginger Gollum

[Alioune DVToure]

The scummers seem to be going for a 'Boys Boys Boys' style song, here's one for them

Moyes, Moyes, Moyes, the fucking ginger Gollum

I rather expected you to pick me up on the fact that Gollum doesn't come from Mordor.

[roblues]

The scummers seem to be going for a 'Boys Boys Boys' style song, here's one for them

Moyes, Moyes, Moyes, the fucking ginger Gollum

I rather expected you to pick me up on the fact that Gollum doesn't come from Mordor.

What's a Mordor? Nerd.

[Alioune DVToure]

David Moyes
The boggle-eyed ging
He looks like Gollum
From Lord of the Rings

[Mase]

You Munich bastard!
You Munich bastard!
You Munich bastard!