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Chicken Biryani

Postby ENIAM NAM » Thu May 23, 2013 11:53 pm

At last..... The amateur red bell end has been axed from Talksport.
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Re: Chicken Biryani

Postby Twobob » Fri May 24, 2013 8:09 am

Great news, he really was useless - knew nowt about football other than the scum, it was good when fat prick Brazil always cut him off and talked over him.
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Re: Chicken Biryani

Postby Ted Hughes » Fri May 24, 2013 11:02 am

Haven't listened to that show since the end of last season, just tuned in for the squirming when we won the league then fucked it off. The bloke made ZERO contribution to sport radio.

In fact have only listened to Talkshite for a total of about 1 hr all season & not missed it at all.
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Re: Chicken Biryani

Postby Alioune DVToure » Fri May 24, 2013 11:05 am

If you want a laugh, read the customer reviews of his autobiography on amazon.
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Re: Chicken Biryani

Postby Nigels Tackle » Fri May 24, 2013 11:30 am

Book Description
Publication Date: 5 Oct 2009
Growing up in Bolton, Ronnie Irani was good at all sports - football, tennis, basketball and even kick-boxing. But he excelled at cricket and after several schoolboy records, was snapped up as a professional by Lancashire aged just 16. Frustrated at constantly playing in the 'stiffs', Ronnie took his courage in both hands and moved to Essex - even though he was only vaguely aware it was somewhere near the Dartford Tunnel. Under the guidance of Keith Fletcher and Graham Gooch, he became one of the country's all-time great players, went on to captain them to three trophies and became a legend with the fans. Despite being picked out as international quality by the likes of Geoffrey Boycott, Richie Benaud and Ian Botham, Ronnie was often overlooked by England, but each time he battled back and earned a recall, including winning a place in the 2003 World Cup squad. Ronnie is typically honest about his relationships in the game, both good and bad; he releates how he used unconventional medical advice to overcome career-threatening injuries; he takes you out to the crease and back in the dressing room and he gives you vivid insights into the humour and the heartache, the trials and the triumphs of being a top sports star. And time and time again he shows why he became a favourite with cricket supporters around the world and why Frank Dick also said: 'Telling Ronnie Irani that what he wants to achieve can't be done is like lighting a fuse.'
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Re: Chicken Biryani

Postby Twobob » Fri May 24, 2013 1:58 pm

Alioune DVToure wrote:If you want a laugh, read the customer reviews of his autobiography on amazon.



Haha I see what you mean!

11 of 11 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Awful book, awful man. 18 Nov 2012
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Format:PaperbackThis man has all the personality of a carrot that's fell down the back of an oven. Have you ever heard him on the radio show he does? I'd rather listen to my parents having sex.
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Re: Chicken Biryani

Postby Twobob » Fri May 24, 2013 2:24 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klsEbJ5STwY[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klsEbJ5STwY

Bit of a giggle
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Re: Chicken Biryani

Postby Yaya Toure is a LAD » Fri May 24, 2013 4:07 pm

Thank god, he was a plonker!
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Re: Chicken Biryani

Postby freshie » Fri May 24, 2013 5:19 pm

Yaya Toure is a LAD wrote:Thank god, he was a plonker!


He still is
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Re: Chicken Biryani

Postby Blue Oli » Fri May 24, 2013 5:49 pm

What's Talksport ?
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Re: Chicken Biryani

Postby john@staustell » Sat May 25, 2013 6:28 am

Cant understand how he ever got the job.

He reminds me of a little boy chipping in with idiocies into a conversation between 2 adults, who mostly ignore him. "But look what City have spent" etc etc.

Alan Brazil I do like - says it like the bloke in the street thinks, and great comedy as he cant pronounce any foreign name at all - and a few English ones.
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