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Friday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 8:15 am
by Chinners
THE BOLLOX

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Liverpool have Carlos Tevez of Manchester City on their shopping list of potential Suarez replacements
Argentinian would be surprisingly cheap big-name sub for Kop idol, as he only has a year left on his contract at Eastlands
Liverpool are considering a shock move for Carlos Tevez as a replacement for Luis Suarez.
The Anfield giants, who tried to sign Tevez when Kenny Dalglish was manager, have the Manchester City marksman on a list of possibles compiled in case Suarez pushes ahead with his bid to leave.
With just a year left on his contract at Eastlands, Tevez could be available to the Reds this summer for as little as £8million.
The biggest stumbling block would be the 29-year-old's huge wages, said to be around £200,000-a-week.
But the acquisition of Tevez, who scored 17 goals in all competitions last season, would go some way to offsetting the loss of losing £40m-rated Suarez.
Tevez is understood to favour waiting until new City boss Manuel Pellegrini takes charge before deciding on his future, so he can find out whether he remains in the club’s plans.
Deposed champions City have already landed winger Jesus Navas from Sevilla and medfielder Fernandinho from Shakhtar Donetsk for a combined total of £54million.
And they look set to spend again to revamp a squad that finished a distant 11 points behind title winners Manchester United.
Spanish giants Real Madrid and, as we revealed last month, new European champions Bayern Munich are keen on Suarez.
Juventus and Monaco are also watching the situation ready to follow up their interest after the Uruguayan confirmed recently that he wants out

City move cost Fernandinho £4 million
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Fernandinho waived £4 million in loyalty payments to secure his move to Manchester City, according to widespread reports.
Fernandinho completed his move from Shakhtar Donetsk to the Etihad Stadium on Thursday after long negotiations between the two sides.
With City unwilling to meet Shakhtar's £34 million asking price, the 28-year-old Brazil international is said to have sacrificed the bonus payment to allow the Premier League side to pay just £30 million.
ESPN had been informed that City had been looking to pay closer to £20 million, while the Ukrainian club had originally sought more than £42 million.
Shakhtar, meanwhile, have finalised the £6 million signing of midfielder Wellington Nem from Fluminense on a five-year deal.
"I know this club is used to winning and collecting lots of titles," Wellington, 21, told the club's official website. "That was the main reason I came to Donetsk. Besides, lots of Brazilians play here and have a good reputation."

Five problems with Liverpool’s reported swoop for Carlos Tevez
Liverpool are reportedly ready to stun the football world with an approach for Manchester City striker Carlos Tevez.
Reports were starting to emerge that Tevez had agreed to join Serie A giants Juventus but Liverpool seemingly want the controversial Argentinian striker as a replacement for Luis Suarez should their star striker leave the club this summer.
Manchester City are apparently keen to offload Tevez who has never been afraid in publicly voicing the issues he has with England and living in the country while he works as a professional footballer.
“I don’t even leave my house. When my contract ends I will not return to Manchester ever – not even on holiday,” he told an Argentinian chat show host in the summer of 2011.
Here are five major problems with Liverpool’s planned pursuit of the striker.

His Feelings
The above quote demonstrates Tevez’s feelings towards Manchester, which suggest he may be reluctant to commit to a long term move anywhere else in England.
Of course two years has passed since that point, but Tevez clearly still has big issues with the country and wouldn’t even still be in the Premier League had he managed to secure that move to AC Milan.

The Fans
Liverpool supporters may be very reluctant in accepting this sort of deal from their club.
Liverpool and Manchester are two cities with huge football rivalries and the fact Tevez has played for both Manchester clubs is not something which will sit well with the Liverpool supporters who pay hard earned money to go and watch their team every week.
Tie that in with his feelings about the North West and it doesn’t make for a very good recipe.

The Cost
Liverpool are a side trying to create a sustainable and viable financial structure and business model.
Liverpool’s owner John Henry recently said he wants Liverpool to become self sustainable in that respect.
Signing Tevez may not cost much in terms of an initial fee but the cost of his wages, which will likely have to be higher than any other player at Liverpool, is not something the Liverpool board may commission.

His Age
Liverpool’s board make it quite clear they want the club to be looking at signing younger players when they rejected a planned deal for Ashley Williams of Swansea City.
It makes no sense for them to go back on that angle just because it’s a higher profile player costing a slightly smaller fee.
The club’s managing director Ian Ayre has also suggested if there are younger and talented options alongside this sort of deal, the club will always opt for the younger player.
“Where a player is younger and talented with the right level of ability, we will always go for the younger option because it’s a better long term investment,” he told the Liverpool Echo.

Competition
It’s very naïve to think that if a player like Tevez becomes available, there won’t be any competition for him.
Arsenal, Chelsea and Tottenham Hotspur could all come into the equation to sign him. They can all cope in a financial sense and they can all offer Tevez the chance to move away from the North West and down to the possibly more appealing location of London.

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Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger has been given the go ahead to move for Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney. Gunners chief executive Ivan Gazidis says the club can afford the England international. Sun

French side Monaco - who have already spent over £100m on new players this summer - are ready to make a move for Chelsea captain John Terry. Monaco believe a figure of around £7m will be enough to tempt the Blues to part with the 32-year-old. Metro

And new Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho - who left out a host of senior players at Real Madrid this season - has warned Terry that no players will be guaranteed a place in the team this season. Daily Mirror

New Manchester United manager David Moyes plans to make Uruguayan right-back Guillermo Varela his first signing at Old Trafford. The 20-year-old is available for £1.2m from Uruguayan side Penarol. Daily Express

Arsenal have moved ahead of Chelsea and Manchester United in the battle to sign Everton midfielder Marouane Fellaini, 25. Times

Norwich have made an enquiry for Liverpool midfielder Jonjo Shelvey but the Reds may want up to £8m for the England Under-21 international. DSSC

Liverpool have made a £3m bid for Sporting Lisbon defender Tiago Ilori, 20, who is currently on international duty with Portugal at the Toulon tournament in France. Liverpool Echo

Former Liverpool manager Rafael Benitez is set to scupper the Reds' chances of signing Real Madrid forward Jose Callejon. Benitez wants to bring the 26-year-old to his new side Napoli. talkSHIT

Sunderland goalkeeper Simon Mignolet is ready to move on after the 24-year-old Belgian signalled he would not sign a new deal with the club. Mignolet has been linked with a move to Liverpool and Arsenal. Sunderland Echo

Another Belgian could be coming to the Premier League as Tottenham and Liverpool both chase Nacer Chadli. The FC Twente winger, 23, is valued at around £8.5m and wants to play in England. talkSHIT

Premier League new-boys Crystal Palace are close to clinching a £2.6m move for Vitoria Guimaraes striker Amido Balde, 22, after the player snubbed Scottish Premier League champions Celtic. Daily Record

The agent of Dundee United striker Johnny Russell says Celtic could still scupper Derby's move for the striker. The Championship side have had a £700,000 bid accepted for the 23-year-old but he has not yet signed a contract. Derby Telegraph

Harry Redknapp's future at QPR continues to be in doubt after the club were unmoved by his threat to walk away from Loftus Road. His plans for next season have been hit with another blow after Wayne Bridge, 32, a free agent after a season at Brighton, rejected a move and decided to sign for Reading. Daily Mirror

Everton have offered left-back Leighton Baines, 28, a new contract, and they remain confident that both he and Belgian midfielder Marouane Fellaini, 25, will stay at Goodison Park. Guardian

New Toffees boss Roberto Martinez wants club stalwarts Phil Neville, David Weir and Alan Stubbs to remain at Goodison Park as part of his coaching team. Daily Star

Manchester United midfielder Darren Fletcher - who has not played since Boxing Day - could make a return in pre-season training. The 29-year-old has had two operations as he battles chronic bowel disease ulcerative colitis. Daily Mirror

Tottenham winger Andros Townsend, 21, admits he has been "naive and stupid" after being banned for breaking Football Association betting rules. Sun

Proposals to reschedule the 2022 World Cup finals in Qatar to winter, to avoid searing temperatures, may not be a one-off. Times

Republic of Ireland captain Robbie Keane will become the country's most-capped player when he plays for the 126th time against the Faroe Islands on Friday night. But the LA Galaxy striker, 32, believes he can keep playing for another "five or six years". Times

Re: Friday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 8:27 am
by john@staustell
This Tevez-Liverpool link really has me in hysterics.

This mid-table outfit who once had a good 20 years, really think they are still a world power. Suarez has wondered WTF he's got himslef into and wants to fuck off now he has made a name in Europe, and they really think Tevez would entertain anything other than a top club or a return to Argentina.

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Re: Friday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 8:30 am
by Socrates
john@staustell wrote:This Tevez-Liverpool link really has me in hysterics.

This mid-table outfit who once had a good 20 years, really think they are still a world power. Suarez has wondered WTF he's got himslef into and wants to fuck off now he has made a name in Europe, and they really think Tevez would entertain anything other than a top club or a return to Argentina.

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it was the phrase "hard earned money" which I found funniest...

Re: Friday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 8:47 am
by Bianchi on Ice
john@staustell wrote:This Tevez-Liverpool link really has me in hysterics.

This mid-table outfit who once had a good 20 years, really think they are still a world power. Suarez has wondered WTF he's got himslef into and wants to fuck off now he has made a name in Europe, and they really think Tevez would entertain anything other than a top club or a return to Argentina.

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John, Im not one to look down my nose at people but right now it feels reaaal good to look down my nose at liverpool. second best team on merseyside. FACT....as rafa would say

Re: Friday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 8:47 am
by john@staustell
Socrates wrote:
john@staustell wrote:This Tevez-Liverpool link really has me in hysterics.

This mid-table outfit who once had a good 20 years, really think they are still a world power. Suarez has wondered WTF he's got himslef into and wants to fuck off now he has made a name in Europe, and they really think Tevez would entertain anything other than a top club or a return to Argentina.

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it was the phrase "hard earned money" which I found funniest...


I like to skulk about on TEAMTALK to 'interact' with other fans and some tool on Liverpool site the other day said how Ian St John, Kenny Dalglish and others were 'unknown' before Liverpool got them. Dalglish was of course the British transfer record bought with my pools money!

Re: Friday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 8:49 am
by bobby brows
Socrates wrote:
john@staustell wrote:This Tevez-Liverpool link really has me in hysterics.

This mid-table outfit who once had a good 20 years, really think they are still a world power. Suarez has wondered WTF he's got himslef into and wants to fuck off now he has made a name in Europe, and they really think Tevez would entertain anything other than a top club or a return to Argentina.

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it was the phrase "hard earned money" which I found funniest...


Don't consider Liverpool to be a threat or a rival but I wouldn't sell to them even if they offered us the earth. Especially as we drew with them twice last year and they capatulated to the Rags twice.

Re: Friday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 8:57 am
by Dronny
Ref the WAG, all I can say is WOW, I mean WOW, judging by her bikini colour is she a glory hunter or always been a City fan?

Re: Friday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 9:27 am
by Risby
Doesn't make sense selling him to Liverpool. I thought the only reason for selling him was so he can go back to Argentina.
If that's not the case. Keep him. Don't sell him to a rival PL team.

Re: Friday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 9:28 am
by Risby
Also, great bikini chinners. Is that from the new H&M range!

Re: Friday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 9:36 am
by Socrates
Risby wrote:Doesn't make sense selling him to Liverpool. I thought the only reason for selling him was so he can go back to Argentina.
If that's not the case. Keep him. Don't sell him to a rival PL team.


To be fair, Liverpool aren't a rival. Not in the real sense of the word, Chelsea are though, we shouldn't sell anyone to them.

Re: Friday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 10:24 am
by Risby
Socrates wrote:
To be fair, Liverpool aren't a rival. Not in the real sense of the word, Chelsea are though, we shouldn't sell anyone to them.


They have taken a few points off us and knocked us out of a cup these last few seasons. There is no reason to give them more artillery so they can become stronger.

Re: Friday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 11:16 am
by Socrates
Risby wrote:
Socrates wrote:
To be fair, Liverpool aren't a rival. Not in the real sense of the word, Chelsea are though, we shouldn't sell anyone to them.


They have taken a few points off us and knocked us out of a cup these last few seasons. There is no reason to give them more artillery so they can become stronger.


They may also take points from our real rivals next time so not really bothered...

Re: Friday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 11:25 am
by Ted Hughes
Socrates wrote:
Risby wrote:
Socrates wrote:
To be fair, Liverpool aren't a rival. Not in the real sense of the word, Chelsea are though, we shouldn't sell anyone to them.


They have taken a few points off us and knocked us out of a cup these last few seasons. There is no reason to give them more artillery so they can become stronger.


They may also take points from our real rivals next time so not really bothered...


I can't stand the cunts, so us losing there & Tevez scoring the winner would be a personal nightmare.

Re: Friday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 12:31 pm
by DoomMerchant
Dronny wrote:Ref the WAG, all I can say is WOW, I mean WOW, judging by her bikini colour is she a glory hunter or always been a City fan?


i mean....stunt tits like that aren't appealing to me but i have to say i would like to smack them around for a minute just to see. It would be like a carnival game i guess, but i'd play for sure. It's better than the ring toss i suppose.

Re: Friday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 3:23 pm
by Florida Blue
bobby brows wrote:
Socrates wrote:
john@staustell wrote:This Tevez-Liverpool link really has me in hysterics.

This mid-table outfit who once had a good 20 years, really think they are still a world power. Suarez has wondered WTF he's got himslef into and wants to fuck off now he has made a name in Europe, and they really think Tevez would entertain anything other than a top club or a return to Argentina.

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it was the phrase "hard earned money" which I found funniest...


Don't consider Liverpool to be a threat or a rival but I wouldn't sell to them even if they offered us the earth. Especially as we drew with them twice last year and they capatulated to the Rags twice.



Drew with them? I would say they figured out the science of turning 6 points into 2 points. Skertl passing to Tevez and giving him a 1-on-1 with the keeper was a gift, and wasn't it an own goal in the return leg late in the match that gave us the draw?

Re: Friday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 4:55 pm
by sheblue
Is that a zoo creature?

Re: Friday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 5:03 pm
by Lee_R
john@staustell wrote:This Tevez-Liverpool link really has me in hysterics.

This mid-table outfit who once had a good 20 years, really think they are still a world power. Suarez has wondered WTF he's got himslef into and wants to fuck off now he has made a name in Europe, and they really think Tevez would entertain anything other than a top club or a return to Argentina.

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Absolutely spot on. They're crazy.

Re: Friday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 5:12 pm
by craigmcfc
DoomMerchant wrote:
Dronny wrote:Ref the WAG, all I can say is WOW, I mean WOW, judging by her bikini colour is she a glory hunter or always been a City fan?


i mean....stunt tits like that aren't appealing to me but i have to say i would like to smack them around for a minute just to see. It would be like a carnival game i guess, but i'd play for sure. It's better than the ring toss i suppose.


Can't believe I'm saying this but.......I agree with Doomie. That look does absolutely nothing for me at all. Nothing.

Re: Friday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 6:47 pm
by bobby brows
Florida Blue wrote:
Drew with them? I would say they figured out the science of turning 6 points into 2 points. Skertl passing to Tevez and giving him a 1-on-1 with the keeper was a gift, and wasn't it an own goal in the return leg late in the match that gave us the draw?


Even more of a reason not to sell to them.

Re: Friday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Sun Jun 09, 2013 1:05 am
by Swales4ever
sheblue wrote:Is that a zoo creature?


Not the first time I happened to see this girl talking very much sense, in a very humorous style.

I for one, shall always stand for the champagne glass size

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