Page 1 of 4

spoof thread

PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 12:18 pm
by Nigels Tackle
£25m + dzeko & kolarov
5 year deal

will be confirmed later on this week

Image

Image

Re: Cavani signs!

PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 12:19 pm
by Duckman
source?

if true, its really nice to see the back of Aleks.

Re: Cavani signs!

PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 12:22 pm
by Ted Hughes
Nigels Tackle wrote:£25m + dzeko & kolarov
5 year deal

will be confirmed later on this week


Kolarov ?

This had better not be a fucking wind up.

There are certain things you just don't joke about.

Re: Cavani signs!

PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 12:24 pm
by Twobob
Mase will give up his ST if it's true!

Re: Cavani signs!

PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 12:24 pm
by DoomMerchant
Ted Hughes wrote:
Kolarov ?

This had better not be a fucking wind up.

There are certain things you just don't joke about.


Mase is pulling a David Carridine/Michael hutchence as we speak. Goodbye cruel world.

Cheers

Re: Cavani signs!

PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 12:26 pm
by Slim
Ohhhh tacklebox, you are such a cunt....it's not even April 1st.

Re: Cavani signs!

PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 12:27 pm
by bobby brows
If this doesn't happen this thread is gonna be mental.

Hope it is though. I bet it was £15m cash before they added Kolarov to the deal.

Also explains the delay though as it would require negotiations with three sets of players representatives.

fingers crossed

Re: Cavani signs!

PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 12:28 pm
by Chinners
Image

Re: Cavani signs!

PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 12:28 pm
by Ted Hughes
DoomMerchant wrote:
Ted Hughes wrote:
Kolarov ?

This had better not be a fucking wind up.

There are certain things you just don't joke about.


Mase is pulling a David Carridine/Michael hutchence as we speak. Goodbye cruel world.

Cheers


I didn't realise David Carradine had also wanked himself to death.

You learn something everyday (Grasshopper).

Re: Cavani signs!

PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 12:31 pm
by dazby
Mr Tackle, if this is a wind up, you deserve to be banned for the off season.

Re: Cavani signs!

PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 12:35 pm
by Original Dub
dazby wrote:Mr Tackle, if this is a wind up, you deserve to be banned for the off season.


I agree.

For all the moaning about people having banter that isn't up to pc standards, we should always be thankful that this place is not Bluemoon and we post transfer news when we really know something. Not for attention.

Fuck you if you're on a wind up tackle head.

Re: Cavani signs!

PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 12:35 pm
by Sideshow Bob
straight from twatter i presume.

Re: Cavani signs!

PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 12:37 pm
by Alex Sapphire
apparently so

Image

Re: Cavani signs!

PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 12:46 pm
by Bluedj
Nigels Tackle wrote:£25m + dzeko & kolarov
5 year deal

will be confirmed later on this week


Might have to go a nick my old Challenger tank and drive it through your house if your lying........OR........drive it round town with you like a victory parade if true ;-)

Re: Cavani signs!

PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 1:02 pm
by DoomMerchant
Ted Hughes wrote:
DoomMerchant wrote:
Ted Hughes wrote:
Kolarov ?

This had better not be a fucking wind up.

There are certain things you just don't joke about.


Mase is pulling a David Carridine/Michael hutchence as we speak. Goodbye cruel world.

Cheers


I didn't realise David Carradine had also wanked himself to death.

You learn something everyday (Grasshopper).


it's quite controversial as his family believes that he'd never have wanked hisself to death, but instead was murdered while filming in, what, Thailand i think (no, this isn't about you Soccs, so get on yr bike you egoist)...and that he was the sort of character who'd have been drinking in "his local" near his hotel and probably pissed someone wrong off who decided to kill him for whatever reason.

Hutchens....was a different sort i think. Offed himself, but maybe accidentally or on purpose. Who knows.

I can tell you that....i never in my life imagined i needed MORE than the wank to enjoy an orgasm when riding solo.

HOWEVER if you are a fan of Maria Menounous and you've heard how much she likes to be choked while getting banged out then...you might reconsider this technique as it applies to any human. Who am i to judge?

Image

Re: Cavani signs!

PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 1:09 pm
by Tony P
Only things on twitter are about Napoli refusing Chelsea's bid.

Re: Cavani signs!

PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 1:11 pm
by MilnersJaw
If he signs, I will start a new fan club for him called caravan club.

Re: Cavani signs!

PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 1:20 pm
by Wonderwall
DoomMerchant wrote:HOWEVER if you are a fan of Maria Menounous and you've heard how much she likes to be choked while getting banged out then...you might reconsider this technique as it applies to any human. Who am i to judge?

Image


WOWSERS I had no idea she existed.....I am off to practice my choking tehnique

Cheers Doomy

Re: Cavani signs!

PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 1:28 pm
by Avalon
Wonderwall wrote:
DoomMerchant wrote:HOWEVER if you are a fan of Maria Menounous and you've heard how much she likes to be choked while getting banged out then...you might reconsider this technique as it applies to any human. Who am i to judge?

Image


WOWSERS I had no idea she existed.....I am off to practice my choking tehnique

Cheers Doomy


She does? Sometimes you just wish more sextapes existed.

Re: Cavani signs!

PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 1:28 pm
by Derka
Boom.