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New food offer

PostPosted: Mon Jul 22, 2013 6:33 pm
by sweenyuk
Spent the afternoon in the Mancunian Suite with Jamie Oliver and Ferran Soriano amongst others sampling the food offer for the new season, can assure you that we will not be short of options at the food stalls and the quality is better than ever before including the balti pie... Samples will be made available at the Newcastle game so get there early...

Re: New food offer

PostPosted: Mon Jul 22, 2013 7:45 pm
by Twobob
Sounds like its a tenner a pie then, just give me a decent chicken balti (and not that shite Hollands attempt) and I'm happy!

Re: New food offer

PostPosted: Mon Jul 22, 2013 7:48 pm
by stevefromdonny
fuck the football, I go for the free snap

Re: New food offer

PostPosted: Mon Jul 22, 2013 10:00 pm
by Nigels Tackle
presume the same useless gimps will be serving the food?

Re: New food offer

PostPosted: Mon Jul 22, 2013 10:16 pm
by DoomMerchant
Nigels Tackle wrote:presume the same useless gimps will be serving the food?


No. They've shitcanned all of them and brought in an entirely new crew recruited with ads saying "the gimpy need mot apply."

Cheers

Re: New food offer

PostPosted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 6:27 am
by Scatman
DoomMerchant wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:presume the same useless gimps will be serving the food?


No. They've shitcanned all of them and brought in an entirely new crew recruited with ads saying "the gimpy need mot apply."

Cheers


MOTs are piss easy to get if you know the right people though

Re: New food offer

PostPosted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 7:55 am
by lets all have a disco
Nothing food wise will beat the sweaty sarnies in The Townley.

Re: New food offer

PostPosted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 9:01 am
by ant london
lets all have a disco wrote:Nothing food wise will beat the sweaty sarnies in The Townley.


do they do food in there?

I know they do shits on the urinal...but food? well I never.

Re: New food offer

PostPosted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 9:21 am
by lets all have a disco
ant london wrote:
lets all have a disco wrote:Nothing food wise will beat the sweaty sarnies in The Townley.


do they do food in there?

I know they do shits on the urinal...but food? well I never.


Its a vast selection.

Ham butties in bags (very sweaty)
Bacon fries
Scampi fries
Peanuts (salted/dry roasted)
Ploughmans lunch in bag including one pickle.
Walkers crisps plain,salt and vinegar,cheese and onion.
Seabrooks see above for flavours
Quavers
Mini cheddars.

Think thats it.

Re: New food offer

PostPosted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 9:25 am
by Chinners
lets all have a disco wrote:
ant london wrote:
lets all have a disco wrote:Nothing food wise will beat the sweaty sarnies in The Townley.


do they do food in there?

I know they do shits on the urinal...but food? well I never.


Its a vast selection.

Ham butties in bags (very sweaty)
Bacon fries
Scampi fries
Peanuts (salted/dry roasted)
Ploughmans lunch in bag including one pickle.
Walkers crisps plain,salt and vinegar,cheese and onion.
Seabrooks see above for flavours
Quavers
Mini cheddars.

Think thats it.


Superb stuff. Jamie Oliver can fuck right off

Re: New food offer

PostPosted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 9:31 am
by lets all have a disco
Chinners wrote:
lets all have a disco wrote:
ant london wrote:
lets all have a disco wrote:Nothing food wise will beat the sweaty sarnies in The Townley.


do they do food in there?

I know they do shits on the urinal...but food? well I never.


Its a vast selection.

Ham butties in bags (very sweaty)
Bacon fries
Scampi fries
Peanuts (salted/dry roasted)
Ploughmans lunch in bag including one pickle.
Walkers crisps plain,salt and vinegar,cheese and onion.
Seabrooks see above for flavours
Quavers
Mini cheddars.

Think thats it.


Superb stuff. Jamie Oliver can fuck right off


I agree quite often had lunch in there when feeling rough it keeps you going.

Re: New food offer

PostPosted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 12:01 pm
by zuricity
lets all have a disco wrote:
I agree quite often had lunch in there when feeling rough it keeps you going.



Does Gillie know about instagram ??
Even my daughters are telling me about the Pukka git outside the Etihad.

Re: New food offer

PostPosted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 12:41 pm
by LookMumImOnMCF.net
They seem to launch a new food partnership every season now. Wasn't it some other chump last year?

Pretty soon people will be starting speculation threads and photoshopping the lastet twat from Sunday Kitchen onto an Etihad background and the same people will think it hilarious to keep posting the same photo ad nauseum.

Re: New food offer

PostPosted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 12:57 pm
by lets all have a disco
LookMumImOnMCF.net wrote:They seem to launch a new food partnership every season now. Wasn't it some other chump last year?

Pretty soon people will be starting speculation threads and photoshopping the lastet twat from Sunday Kitchen onto an Etihad background and the same people will think it hilarious to keep posting the same photo ad nauseum.



Image

Re: New food offer

PostPosted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 12:59 pm
by Nigels Tackle
lets all have a disco wrote:
LookMumImOnMCF.net wrote:They seem to launch a new food partnership every season now. Wasn't it some other chump last year?

Pretty soon people will be starting speculation threads and photoshopping the lastet twat from Sunday Kitchen onto an Etihad background and the same people will think it hilarious to keep posting the same photo ad nauseum.



Image


mmmmmmmmmm greggs

Re: New food offer

PostPosted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 3:12 pm
by Cocacolajojo1
lets all have a disco wrote:
LookMumImOnMCF.net wrote:They seem to launch a new food partnership every season now. Wasn't it some other chump last year?

Pretty soon people will be starting speculation threads and photoshopping the lastet twat from Sunday Kitchen onto an Etihad background and the same people will think it hilarious to keep posting the same photo ad nauseum.



Image


I had a good laugh at that. Thanks.

Re: New food offer

PostPosted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 5:36 pm
by ant london
The Greggs joke will never get old

ditto Puma

ditto Julie Wrenn

ditto 7 goals

that shit is what makes this forum great!

Re: New food offer

PostPosted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 5:41 pm
by DoomMerchant
ant london wrote:The Greggs joke will never get old

ditto Puma

ditto Julie Wrenn

ditto 7 goals

that shit is what makes this forum great!


no it's not you dinosaur-headed freakshow.

cheers

Re: New food offer

PostPosted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 9:10 pm
by Pretty Boy Lee
ant london wrote:The Greggs joke will never get old

ditto Puma

ditto Julie Wrenn

ditto 7 goals

that shit is what makes this forum great!


Gregg's has limited shelf life.

Puma wasn't funny on its birthday

Julie Wren is actually pretty hilarious

7 goals is the worst of the bunch. Anyone who makes that joke should have rusty nails inserted into their anus.

Re: New food offer

PostPosted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 11:46 pm
by DoomMerchant
Pretty Boy Lee wrote:
7 goals is the worst of the bunch. Anyone who makes that joke should have rusty nails inserted into their anus.


into their anus? jesus h fuck. Are you doing this work on our behalf?

cheers