YaYa Toure Facts
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:07 pmRory Delap can throw a ball 50 yards. Yaya Toure can throw Rory Delap even further.
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Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:07 pmRe: YaYa Toure Facts
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:09 pmYaya Toure once pinned James Bond down with a single finger and forced him to say, The Name's Toure, Yaya Toure.
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Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:11 pmYaya Toure Slept with John Terry's wife.
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Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:32 pmO god.....
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Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:34 pmGot paper round finished early today Breks?
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Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:48 pmno lad, just thought this place needed something more lighthearted
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Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 5:07 pmYaya Toure solves quadratic equations, juggles oranges and smokes a hamlet while taking a free kick
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Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 5:27 pmYaya Toure has represented his country 80 times, scoring 16 goals. This equates to a strike rate of one goal for every five appearances.
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Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 5:46 pmhe's got an older brother called kolo
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Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 6:41 pmHe is named after a Rolling Stones album - Get yer ya-yas out. Obviously ya yas are tits.
Kolo is the greek word for arse.
Kolo is the greek word for arse.
Re: YaYa Toure Facts
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 8:04 pmDespite years of study from many seasoned professionals and experts on the ManCityFans.Net message board it has yet to be ascertained what exactly it is that Yaya 'does'.
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Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 8:26 pmIn the south Swedish dialect, Scanian, Yaya means "whatever".
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Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 8:46 pmHe's my fav current city player.
Perhaps the single greatest achievement of his career!
Perhaps the single greatest achievement of his career!
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Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 8:51 pmmr_nool wrote:In the south Swedish dialect, Scanian, Yaya means "whatever".
Yeah, yeah, pull the other one.
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Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 11:20 pmYes we know it's FIB ... and everyone's bored out of their minds ...
Wasn't that thread last year about Yaya having a big black dick during an international break as well?
Oh, how we miss football ...
Wasn't that thread last year about Yaya having a big black dick during an international break as well?
Oh, how we miss football ...
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Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 11:46 pmAG7 wrote:Yes we know it's FIB ... and everyone's bored out of their minds ...
Wasn't that thread last year about Yaya having a big black dick during an international break as well?
Oh, how we miss football ...
Fib?
Re: YaYa Toure Facts
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 11:55 pmFrogs In Bikinis you fool. Everyone knows that.
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Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 2:24 amAlioune DVToure wrote:AG7 wrote:Yes we know it's FIB ... and everyone's bored out of their minds ...
Wasn't that thread last year about Yaya having a big black dick during an international break as well?
Oh, how we miss football ...
Fib?
He started a new thread on FIB.
(I'm not actually making that up)
Re: YaYa Toure Facts
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 6:34 amyaya toure does not have fights, because fight implies the other guy can win.
Re: YaYa Toure Facts
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 6:37 amYaya toure decides who goes where on deadline day.