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Telling a joke featuring a monkey is RACIST

Postby Wooders » Thu Oct 17, 2013 12:20 pm

Roy Hodgson allegedly told the below joke and is now "embroiled in a race storm"

Fucking pathetic - some people have compared him to terry and Suarez!!!

“NASA decided they’d finally send a man up in a capsule after sending only monkeys in the earlier missions,” the joke goes.

“They fire the man and the monkey into space.

“The intercom crackles, 'Monkey, fire the retros.'

“A little later, 'Monkey, check the solid fuel supply.'

“Later still, “Monkey, check the life support systems for the man.'

“The astronaut takes umbrage and radioes NASA, 'When do I get to do something?'

“NASA replies, 'In 15 minutes - feed the monkey.'”

Former Inter Milan chief Hodgson has said he did not intend to cause offence.
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Re: Telling a joke featuring a monkey is RACIST

Postby Bianchi on Ice » Thu Oct 17, 2013 12:27 pm

Picking clevrly causes offence
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Re: Telling a joke featuring a monkey is RACIST

Postby Sideshow Bob » Thu Oct 17, 2013 12:36 pm

the joke itself is not the issue. the issue is that he allegedly used the punchline "feed the monkey" to encourage his players to get the ball to townsend.
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Re: Telling a joke featuring a monkey is RACIST

Postby Beanieboy » Thu Oct 17, 2013 12:59 pm

Sideshow Bob wrote:the joke itself is not the issue. the issue is that he allegedly used the punchline "feed the monkey" to encourage his players to get the ball to townsend.


But calling Bale monkey-boy is fine of course,....the racists are the people that immediatley link the monkey remark to skin colour.
When did you last see a monkey with black or brown skin? Hodgson was actually saying Townsend is superior to the other players, but it is far more interesting to turn it into racism.
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Re: Telling a joke featuring a monkey is RACIST

Postby Breks » Thu Oct 17, 2013 1:08 pm

And Townsend never had a problem with it.
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Re: Telling a joke featuring a monkey is RACIST

Postby Sideshow Bob » Thu Oct 17, 2013 1:11 pm

Beanieboy wrote:
Sideshow Bob wrote:the joke itself is not the issue. the issue is that he allegedly used the punchline "feed the monkey" to encourage his players to get the ball to townsend.


But calling Bale monkey-boy is fine of course,....the racists are the people that immediatley link the monkey remark to skin colour.
When did you last see a monkey with black or brown skin? Hodgson was actually saying Townsend is superior to the other players, but it is far more interesting to turn it into racism.


i simply stated a fact. i don't care enough to form an opinion about it.
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Re: Telling a joke featuring a monkey is RACIST

Postby Breks » Thu Oct 17, 2013 1:38 pm

I prefer to feed the pony.
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Re: Telling a joke featuring a monkey is RACIST

Postby Wooders » Thu Oct 17, 2013 1:58 pm

Sideshow Bob wrote:the joke itself is not the issue. the issue is that he allegedly used the punchline "feed the monkey" to encourage his players to get the ball to townsend.




Spin for spins sake - kick it out will come out of this poorly
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Re: Telling a joke featuring a monkey is RACIST

Postby simon12 » Thu Oct 17, 2013 2:06 pm

Beanieboy wrote:
Sideshow Bob wrote:the joke itself is not the issue. the issue is that he allegedly used the punchline "feed the monkey" to encourage his players to get the ball to townsend.


But calling Bale monkey-boy is fine of course,....the racists are the people that immediatley link the monkey remark to skin colour.
When did you last see a monkey with black or brown skin? Hodgson was actually saying Townsend is superior to the other players, but it is far more interesting to turn it into racism.


Bingo.
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Re: Telling a joke featuring a monkey is RACIST

Postby tueartsboots » Thu Oct 17, 2013 2:13 pm

Smalling didn't get the joke allegedly
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Re: Telling a joke featuring a monkey is RACIST

Postby Beanieboy » Thu Oct 17, 2013 2:16 pm

tueartsboots wrote:Smalling didn't get the joke allegedly


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Re: Telling a joke featuring a monkey is RACIST

Postby tueartsboots » Thu Oct 17, 2013 2:22 pm

Beanieboy wrote:
tueartsboots wrote:Smalling didn't get the joke allegedly


Racist

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Re: Telling a joke featuring a monkey is RACIST

Postby Dameerto » Thu Oct 17, 2013 3:04 pm

Considering his continued love affair with Welbeck I would say Roy probably isn't racist.
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Re: Telling a joke featuring a monkey is RACIST

Postby Im_Spartacus » Thu Oct 17, 2013 3:15 pm

Beanieboy wrote: But calling Bale monkey-boy is fine of course,....the racists are the people that immediatley link the monkey remark to skin colour. When did you last see a monkey with black or brown skin? Hodgson was actually saying Townsend is superior to the other players, but it is far more interesting to turn it into racism.


There was one on my balcony this morning (a monkey with a black face, not a black dude)
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Re: Telling a joke featuring a monkey is RACIST

Postby Beanieboy » Thu Oct 17, 2013 3:21 pm

Im_Spartacus wrote:
Beanieboy wrote: But calling Bale monkey-boy is fine of course,....the racists are the people that immediatley link the monkey remark to skin colour. When did you last see a monkey with black or brown skin? Hodgson was actually saying Townsend is superior to the other players, but it is far more interesting to turn it into racism.


There was one on my balcony this morning (a monkey with a black face, not a black dude)


But did you feed him?....hmm..well.. did you?.....if you did you are soooooooooooo racist.
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Re: Telling a joke featuring a monkey is RACIST

Postby Twobob » Thu Oct 17, 2013 3:49 pm

Joking apart, after such a cracking win and after confirming thier place in Brazil, which sad cunt footballer sat in the dressing room went squeeling away to the shitty SUN!?
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Re: Telling a joke featuring a monkey is RACIST

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Thu Oct 17, 2013 3:56 pm

Twobob wrote:Joking apart, after such a cracking win and after confirming thier place in Brazil, which sad cunt footballer sat in the dressing room went squeeling away to the shitty SUN!?


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Re: Telling a joke featuring a monkey is RACIST

Postby Breks » Thu Oct 17, 2013 3:56 pm

Twobob wrote:Joking apart, after such a cracking win and after confirming thier place in Brazil, which sad cunt footballer sat in the dressing room went squeeling away to the shitty SUN!?


My guess is either Welbeck or Sturridge. But i'm going with welbeck because he's a rag twat and total shit.
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Re: Telling a joke featuring a monkey is RACIST

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Thu Oct 17, 2013 3:59 pm

Beanieboy wrote:
Sideshow Bob wrote:the joke itself is not the issue. the issue is that he allegedly used the punchline "feed the monkey" to encourage his players to get the ball to townsend.


But calling Bale monkey-boy is fine of course,....the racists are the people that immediatley link the monkey remark to skin colour.
When did you last see a monkey with black or brown skin? Hodgson was actually saying Townsend is superior to the other players, but it is far more interesting to turn it into racism.


They're either racist or just plain stupid, I'd like to give him/them the benefit of the doubt and say it's the latter.
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Re: Telling a joke featuring a monkey is RACIST

Postby Dubaimancityfan » Thu Oct 17, 2013 4:44 pm

Telling a joke involving a monkey to footballers does not say that Hodgson is a racist but it does say he was stupid or made a stupid mistake. After all the recent controversy of the monkey chants directed at black players, you would think someone like Hodgson(presumably intelligent) would stay well clear of such jokes.
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