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Singing stand at the swamp

PostPosted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 8:22 pm
by Evenmydoghatesunited
Aww bless their little cockney hearts.

Re: Singing stand at the swamp

PostPosted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 8:25 pm
by Ted Hughes
Why are they all singing in Spanish ?

Re: Singing stand at the swamp

PostPosted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 8:27 pm
by Sister of fu
Ted Hughes wrote:Why are they all singing in Spanish ?



Loads of empty seats tonight or do my eyes deceive me?

Re: Singing stand at the swamp

PostPosted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 8:58 pm
by Ted Hughes
Sister of fu wrote:
Ted Hughes wrote:Why are they all singing in Spanish ?



Loads of empty seats tonight or do my eyes deceive me?


Not at the swamp!! I don't believe it. 500 million of them all wanted tickets for tonight.

Re: Singing stand at the swamp

PostPosted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 10:33 pm
by Goaters 103
If it goes well, maybe they will trial a Manc section perhaps? Cunts.

Re: Singing stand at the swamp

PostPosted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 2:16 pm
by nottsblue
There is a singing stand at the swamp. Its where the away fans sit.

Re: Singing stand at the swamp

PostPosted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 4:37 pm
by Breks
Goaters 103 wrote:If it goes well, maybe they will trial a Manc section perhaps? Cunts.


Most of the rags i know are actually proper mancs, born and bred in the City. Although i would imagine that on matchday at the swamp there will be loads of foreigners and southerners. I read somewhere that only 14% of rags live in an area with an M postcode, and not all areas with an M postcode are in the City anyway such as Salford or Trafford. Anyway wherever they are from doesn't matter because they are all Cunts.

Re: Singing stand at the swamp

PostPosted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 5:10 pm
by Wonderwall
Breks wrote:
Goaters 103 wrote:If it goes well, maybe they will trial a Manc section perhaps? Cunts.


Most of the rags i know are actually proper mancs, born and bred in the City. Although i would imagine that on matchday at the swamp there will be loads of foreigners and southerners. I read somewhere that only 14% of rags live in an area with an M postcode, and not all areas with an M postcode are in the City anyway such as Salford or Trafford. Anyway wherever they are from doesn't matter because they are all Cunts.


I have worked all over the UK and have never EVER worked for a company without there being a rag in my office. From London up to Edinburgh. Glory hunting rags the lot of them, the crowds will decline if they decide to stand by Moyes and they take a good slide down the table.

I like having a rag in my office these days though, its very entertaining

Re: Singing stand at the swamp

PostPosted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 5:30 pm
by Original Dub
I read the thread title as "signing stand" and presumed they'd set up a stand with pictures of all the players who they "could have" signed.

Singing stand, eh? I could have sworn they were singing the "ooooh robin van persie" song the other night. Singing a song for a player who isn't in the squad, let alone on the pitch seemed retarded enough.

Until they broke into a christmas song.

Silly cunts the lot of them.

Re: Singing stand at the swamp

PostPosted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 5:44 pm
by Twobob
Original Dub wrote:I read the thread title as "signing stand" and presumed they'd set up a stand with pictures of all the players who they "could have" signed.

Singing stand, eh? I could have sworn they were singing the "ooooh robin van persie" song the other night. Singing a song for a player who isn't in the squad, let alone on the pitch seemed retarded enough.

Until they broke into a christmas song.

Silly cunts the lot of them.


Half expect them to have a sad cunt at the front conducting the twats like the european sheep-fans seem to have, then state that they've had it for ever, they invented it and that Giles from Clayton writes all their songs and choreographs it all in his bed room.

Re: Singing stand at the swamp

PostPosted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 5:47 pm
by Green & Blue
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