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Football christmas carols
Posted:
Thu Dec 05, 2013 9:41 amby Bianchi on Ice
What about this..
"Good king wencesmoyes"
..good king wencesmoyes looked out
on the pitch at trafford
There he knew without a doubt
That his dream was knackered
Av'rage midfield slow defence
One is over forty
Hair weave striker worth two pence
Likes his grannies na-hauuughty
Re: Football christmas carols
Posted:
Thu Dec 05, 2013 9:43 amby Foreverinbluedreams
City fans last night.
'Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. Oh what fun it is to see City win away.'
Re: Football christmas carols
Posted:
Thu Dec 05, 2013 10:09 amby Nigels Tackle
my favourite
away in a manger
no crib for a bed
the little lord jesus
sat up and he said
WE HATE MAN U
AND WE HATE MANU...
Re: Football christmas carols
Posted:
Thu Dec 05, 2013 10:19 amby Ted Hughes
Bianchi on Ice wrote:What about this..
"Good king wencesmoyes"
..good king wencesmoyes looked out
on the pitch at trafford
There he knew without a doubt
That his dream was knackered
Av'rage midfield slow defence
One is over forty
Hair weave striker worth two pence
Likes his grannies na-hauuughty
Like.
Re: Football christmas carols
Posted:
Thu Dec 05, 2013 11:18 amby Bianchi on Ice
Ill over egg the pudding but hey its xmas
Good kingwencesmoyes
Part 2
"give me funds and give me time!"
Davey pleads to master
"need more vim in our back line
Preventing new disasters"
Glazer tugs at gnome-like beard
Dribbles oh so slightly
"have you seen the balance sheet?
Request declined poli-hitely..
Poor wee davys in a fix
Stuck with jones and smalling
Fans are tired of rooneys tricks
Sandwich sales are falling
Nows the time for saving face
Let sir cunt take over
In the quest for top six place
And channel 5 make-ooooohohverrr
Re: Football christmas carols
Posted:
Thu Dec 05, 2013 11:32 amby Alioune DVToure
Little Town of Bethlehem
Ahem
O David Moyes you utter fool
You really don't have a clue.
You're waiting for Fellaini to come good
He's just as inept as you.
We've got Silva, Nasri, Yaya, Fernandinho
You've got Anderson and Jones
And up front a granny shagger with a wig
Who says he wants to go.
Re: Football christmas carols
Posted:
Thu Dec 05, 2013 11:42 amby Ted Hughes
Bianchi on Ice wrote:Ill over egg the pudding but hey its xmas
Good kingwencesmoyes
Part 2
"give me funds and give me time!"
Davey pleads to master
"need more vim in our back line
Preventing new disasters"
Glazer tugs at gnome-like beard
Dribbles oh so slightly
"have you seen the balance sheet?
Request declined poli-hitely..
Poor wee davys in a fix
Stuck with jones and smalling
Fans are tired of rooneys tricks
Sandwich sales are falling
Nows the time for saving face
Let sir cunt take over
In the quest for top six place
And channel 5 make-ooooohohverrr
It's all going
Now.
Re: Football christmas carols
Posted:
Thu Dec 05, 2013 12:01 pmby Alioune DVToure
Bianchi on Ice wrote:Ill over egg the pudding but hey its xmas
Good kingwencesmoyes
Part 2
"give me funds and give me time!"
Davey pleads to master
"need more vim in our back line
Preventing new disasters"
Glazer tugs at gnome-like beard
Dribbles oh so slightly
"have you seen the balance sheet?
Request declined poli-hitely..
Poor wee davys in a fix
Stuck with jones and smalling
Fans are tired of rooneys tricks
Sandwich sales are falling
Nows the time for saving face
Let sir cunt take over
In the quest for top six place
And channel 5 make-ooooohohverrr
Haha that's the most complicated football song of all time.
Re: Football christmas carols
Posted:
Thu Dec 05, 2013 12:05 pmby Bianchi on Ice
Ted Hughes wrote:Bianchi on Ice wrote:Ill over egg the pudding but hey its xmas
Good kingwencesmoyes
Part 2
"give me funds and give me time!"
Davey pleads to master
"need more vim in our back line
Preventing new disasters"
Glazer tugs at gnome-like beard
Dribbles oh so slightly
"have you seen the balance sheet?
Request declined poli-hitely..
Poor wee davys in a fix
Stuck with jones and smalling
Fans are tired of rooneys tricks
Sandwich sales are falling
Nows the time for saving face
Let sir cunt take over
In the quest for top six place
And channel 5 make-ooooohohverrr
It's all going
Now.
Yeh probably..
Stilgoe would not say cunt though
Re: Football christmas carols
Posted:
Thu Dec 05, 2013 1:49 pmby beehive's dodgy pint
"Merry Christmas Shiek Mansour"
United falling,
Down the table,
City winning,
Having fun,
Its our season,
Love is all around us,
Merry Christmas Sheik Mansour!!
Re: Football christmas carols
Posted:
Thu Dec 05, 2013 1:51 pmby Blue Oli
beehive's dodgy pint wrote:"Merry Christmas Shiek Mansour"
United falling,
Down the table,
City winning,
Having fun,
Its our season,
Love is all around us,
Merry Christmas Sheik Mansour!!
loving this
Re: Football christmas carols
Posted:
Thu Dec 05, 2013 3:12 pmby Wonderwall
Blue Oli wrote:beehive's dodgy pint wrote:"Merry Christmas Shiek Mansour"
United falling,
Down the table,
City winning,
Having fun,
Its our season,
Love is all around us,
Merry Christmas Sheik Mansour!!
loving this
me too would change 1 line only from "Love is all around us" to "With Kun and Beast Negredo"
Re: Football christmas carols
Posted:
Thu Dec 05, 2013 3:32 pmby Slim
Was waiting for your effort Bob, you're usually a champ at this.
Re: Football christmas carols
Posted:
Thu Dec 05, 2013 8:07 pmby Ted Hughes
Bianchi on Ice wrote:Ted Hughes wrote:Bianchi on Ice wrote:Ill over egg the pudding but hey its xmas
Good kingwencesmoyes
Part 2
"give me funds and give me time!"
Davey pleads to master
"need more vim in our back line
Preventing new disasters"
Glazer tugs at gnome-like beard
Dribbles oh so slightly
"have you seen the balance sheet?
Request declined poli-hitely..
Poor wee davys in a fix
Stuck with jones and smalling
Fans are tired of rooneys tricks
Sandwich sales are falling
Nows the time for saving face
Let sir cunt take over
In the quest for top six place
And channel 5 make-ooooohohverrr
It's all going
Now.
Yeh probably..
Stilgoe would not say cunt though
He would if he met Moyes.
Re: Football christmas carols
Posted:
Thu Dec 05, 2013 8:16 pmby nottsblue
beehive's dodgy pint wrote:"Merry Christmas Shiek Mansour"
United falling,
Down the table,
City winning,
Having fun,
Its our season,
Love is all around us,
Merry Christmas Sheik Mansour!!
Like
Re: Football christmas carols
Posted:
Thu Dec 05, 2013 8:18 pmby nottsblue
Bianchi on Ice wrote:Ill over egg the pudding but hey its xmas
Good kingwencesmoyes
Part 2
"give me funds and give me time!"
Davey pleads to master
"need more vim in our back line
Preventing new disasters"
Glazer tugs at gnome-like beard
Dribbles oh so slightly
"have you seen the balance sheet?
Request declined poli-hitely..
Poor wee davys in a fix
Stuck with jones and smalling
Fans are tired of rooneys tricks
Sandwich sales are falling
Nows the time for saving face
Let sir cunt take over
In the quest for top six place
And channel 5 make-ooooohohverrr
If you cant over egg at xmas when can you. Brilliant. Take my hat off to you sir
Re: Football christmas carols
Posted:
Fri Dec 06, 2013 11:57 pmby blootoof
Away in a manger,
No crib for His bed
The little Lord Jesus
Laid down His sweet head
The stars in the bright sky
Looked down where He lay
The little Lord Jesus
Asleep on the hay
The cattle are lowing
The poor Baby wakes
But little Lord Jesus
No crying He makes
I love Thee, Lord Jesus
Look down from the sky
And stay by my side,
'Til morning is nigh.
Be near me, Lord Jesus,
I ask Thee to stay
Close by me forever
And love me I pray
Bless all the dear children
In Thy tender care
And take us to heaven
Fuckoff you Munich Cunt
Re: Football christmas carols
Posted:
Sat Dec 07, 2013 12:07 amby Twobob
Bianchi on Ice wrote:Ill over egg the pudding but hey its xmas Good kingwencesmoyes Part 2 "give me funds and give me time!" Davey pleads to master "need more vim in our back line Preventing new disasters" Glazer tugs at gnome-like beard Dribbles oh so slightly "have you seen the balance sheet? Request declined poli-hitely.. Poor wee davys in a fix Stuck with jones and smalling Fans are tired of rooneys tricks Sandwich sales are falling Nows the time for saving face Let sir cunt take over In the quest for top six place And channel 5 make-ooooohohverrr
I like them.
Plus you just reminded me I need to get plenty of Advocaat in!
Thanks