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its ok to dive!!!!

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Sun Dec 22, 2013 9:31 am
by dick dastardley
with young diving like hes in the pool, now its time for jamjar to follow suit. just seen an even more blatant dive by this rag and gollum basically says its fine to dive because hes had a tough time in previous games, the fa should now be having serious words with the rag club and start docking points to blatant cheating
but we know that aint gonna happen
Re: its ok to dive!!!!

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Sun Dec 22, 2013 9:36 am
by Twobob
dick dastardley wrote:with young diving like hes in the pool, now its time for jamjar to follow suit. just seen an even more blatant dive by this rag and gollum basically says its fine to dive because hes had a tough time in previous games, the fa should now be having serious words with the rag club and start docking points to blatant cheating but we know that aint gonna happen
I agree, its bringing the game into disrepute by saying these players were right to cheat or attempt to cheat the officials - and for Young to cone out and say its up to the officials to make the call is a joke. They give a 2 game ban for a school ground hand signal and yet nothing for admitting to blatant cheating...
Re: its ok to dive!!!!

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Sun Dec 22, 2013 1:31 pm
by Original Dub
Diving cheating cunts.
Nothing changes with them. Horrible fuckers.
I'm still amazed Suarez isn't a united player.
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Sun Dec 22, 2013 2:11 pm
by Mase
Chuckle one saying its OK that he dived because if Collins had tried to tackle him then the little fanny might have hurt himself?!
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Sun Dec 22, 2013 2:38 pm
by patrickblue
Seems to be becoming the norm for scum players, or to coin a phrase that normally irritates the fuck out of me, but in this case is quite apt, "the united way".
Wonder kids dive yesterday was as blatant as anything young has come up with, it looks as if he's getting personal coaching.
Re: its ok to dive!!!!

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Sun Dec 22, 2013 3:05 pm
by Peter Doherty (AGAIG)
They bring in goal-line technology that'll affect about 2 games a season but the biggest blight on the game is the diving (that affects most matches) and they do nothing. Ban the divers and start docking points from clubs where it's institutional and it'll be a thing of the past in less than a season.
Re: its ok to dive!!!!

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Sun Dec 22, 2013 3:46 pm
by Twobob
Mase wrote:Chuckle one saying its OK that he dived because if Collins had tried to tackle him then the little fanny might have hurt himself?!
If rat face wasnt a scum lover he'd be jumping all over it - how can an ex 'defender' stick up for cheats that are trying to get other defenders sent off - fairly certain he's berrated other teams 'divers' - he cant resist his scum form can he.
Re: its ok to dive!!!!

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Sun Dec 22, 2013 4:44 pm
by Beefymcfc
Twobob wrote:Mase wrote:Chuckle one saying its OK that he dived because if Collins had tried to tackle him then the little fanny might have hurt himself?!
If rat face wasnt a scum lover he'd be jumping all over it - how can an ex 'defender' stick up for cheats that are trying to get other defenders sent off - fairly certain he's berrated other teams 'divers' - he cant resist his scum form can he.
The common denomintor - the Swamp. Ratty probably taught him everything he knows, how the hell can he now chastise somebody he aided to cheat?
Re: its ok to dive!!!!

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Sun Dec 22, 2013 5:16 pm
by Tokyo Blue
Beefymcfc wrote:Twobob wrote:Mase wrote:Chuckle one saying its OK that he dived because if Collins had tried to tackle him then the little fanny might have hurt himself?!
If rat face wasnt a scum lover he'd be jumping all over it - how can an ex 'defender' stick up for cheats that are trying to get other defenders sent off - fairly certain he's berrated other teams 'divers' - he cant resist his scum form can he.
The common denomintor - the Swamp. Ratty probably taught him everything he knows, how the hell can he now chastise somebody he aided to cheat?
And this is why ratface should be nowhere near the England set up or kicked out of Sky. He can't criticise any England player (unless it happens to be Joe Hart, of course) and then face them in training. That'll be his excuse this time. In an ideal world he would lose both jobs and fuck off back under his hill.
Re: its ok to dive!!!!

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Sun Dec 22, 2013 5:31 pm
by failsworthblue
But he is the best young player in the world so leave him alone.
Re: its ok to dive!!!!

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Sun Dec 22, 2013 5:40 pm
by nottsblue
Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:They bring in goal-line technology that'll affect about 2 games a season but the biggest blight on the game is the diving (that affects most matches) and they do nothing. Ban the divers and start docking points from clubs where it's institutional and it'll be a thing of the past in less than a season.
100% bang on mate. Diving is a cancer and will spread. If this is not stamped out it is the start on the slippery slope. I for one hate it. Like you put I'd rather see 1 or 2 goals not given over a season with no diving.
The sad thing is it would be easy to implement and cost fuck all. Anyone guilty of a deliberate dive could be banned for 10 games. Even the most stupid of players would learn very quickly. Job done.
I'd also fine any commentator who uses the phrase 'simulation'. Its fuckin cheating.
The only flaw in all of this is the FA are spineless nobs made up of rag, dipper and arse sycophants who are unlikely to pass laws that will hinder their clubs
Re: its ok to dive!!!!

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Sun Dec 22, 2013 6:06 pm
by Peter Doherty (AGAIG)
nottsblue wrote:Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:They bring in goal-line technology that'll affect about 2 games a season but the biggest blight on the game is the diving (that affects most matches) and they do nothing. Ban the divers and start docking points from clubs where it's institutional and it'll be a thing of the past in less than a season.
100% bang on mate. Diving is a cancer and will spread. If this is not stamped out it is the start on the slippery slope. I for one hate it. Like you put I'd rather see 1 or 2 goals not given over a season with no diving.
The sad thing is it would be easy to implement and cost fuck all. Anyone guilty of a deliberate dive could be banned for 10 games. Even the most stupid of players would learn very quickly. Job done.
I'd also fine any commentator who uses the phrase 'simulation'. Its fuckin cheating.
The only flaw in all of this is the FA are spineless nobs made up of rag, dipper and arse sycophants who are unlikely to pass laws that will hinder their clubs
Heard the rag's manager say last week that they 'won a penalty'. As you say, cheating is cheating whatever you call it.
Re: its ok to dive!!!!

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Sun Dec 22, 2013 8:23 pm
by Two's Kompany
Shows his desperation.
If the scum were 10 points clear, he'd be Mr diplomacy saying he'll have a word with the player, but Jazzmag's been one of the few shining lights this season and he won't/can't risk upsetting him.
But to justify it by saying he got kicked a lot last week, shows he's the perfect man to take over from purplenose. Just as bitter and just as classless!
Re: its ok to dive!!!!

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Sun Dec 22, 2013 8:32 pm
by london blue 2
Hope someone breaks him in the final, then come out to the media after and say sorry, I assumed he'd dive out of the way.
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Sun Dec 22, 2013 9:06 pm
by TheBlueCatsWhiskers
No way no haw ever!
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Sun Dec 22, 2013 9:14 pm
by Twobob
Tokyo Blue wrote: And this is why ratface should be nowhere near the England set up or kicked out of Sky. He can't criticise any England player (unless it happens to be Joe Hart, of course) and then face them in training. That'll be his excuse this time. In an ideal world he would lose both jobs and fuck off back under his hill.
Yourself and Beefy are spot on!
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Sun Dec 22, 2013 9:29 pm
by Mase
london blue 2 wrote:Hope someone breaks him in the final, then come out to the media after and say sorry, I assumed he'd dive out of the way.
Mint!!
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Sun Dec 22, 2013 9:31 pm
by nottsblue
london blue 2 wrote:Hope someone breaks him in the final, then come out to the media after and say sorry, I assumed he'd dive out of the way.
This is a Clint Eastwood post
Made my day
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Sun Dec 22, 2013 10:52 pm
by MilnersJaw
Medicore Moyes. Can't wait for him to be sacked And managing in the Scottish leagues.
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Sun Dec 22, 2013 10:56 pm
by Beefymcfc
MilnersJaw wrote:Medicore Moyes. Can't wait for him to be sacked And managing in the Scottish leagues.
He's doing more than an average job for them so leave the fucker alone. He may have started getting the script right lately but he'll never have the control that RasherChops had. He was worth at least 4 wins a year to them and from what I've seen this season so far, the ref's have grown some balls.
Will that change soon, we'll see.