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Comedy Club.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 12:45 am
by zabbadabbado
The RAGS On course for one off the worst, if not thee worst defenses of a Premiership title ever.

Relying on JIZZINYOUREYE and the GRANNYSHAGGER to carry them in to battle both nothing more than diving cheating little cunts, to go with all their other diving cheating cunts. Classless clueless moaning cunt off a manager whose only previous claim to fame is keeping a mid table club mid table and fucking moaning all his career.

They are in free-fall, and I for one am fucking loving every minute off it. They are a bag of shit ,a busted flush, HMS Trafford is in choppy seas surrounded by huge fucking Ice Bergs, the Captain has lost the plot, he is cracking under the immense pressure. "Transition they said" when the old piss head handed the controls to his best mate. Lets lower are our expectations said their die hards, top 4 will be regarded as acceptable for the new incumbent they said lmao. scribble out transition and replace with capitulation "CAPITUFUCKINGLATION ".

To all you RAG lurkers "you reap what you sow". How you took the piss out of us Blues last season with comparisons to Blackburn on our title defense. You fcukers might not even make the Europa League and ITV4 on a Thursday night.

There is one title going you richly deserve for all your theatrics on and off the pitch, and drama in front off the television cameras.

"COMEDY CLUB".

Well done Trafford, carry on keeping us Blues entertained on and off the pitch until they cart your manager off in a straight jacket.

Re: Comedy Club.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 1:07 am
by Pretty Boy Lee
It's pure fucking karma that their title defense is so pathetic and limp. Serves the mouthy cunts right.

Re: Comedy Club.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 1:10 am
by Beefymcfc
*In a Borat voice*

Niiiiiiiiiice!

Re: Comedy Club.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 5:20 am
by Im_Spartacus
zabbadabbado wrote:The RAGS On course for one off the worst, if not thee worst defenses of a Premiership title ever.

Relying on JIZZINYOUREYE and the GRANNYSHAGGER to carry them in to battle both nothing more than diving cheating little cunts, to go with all their other diving cheating cunts. Classless clueless moaning cunt off a manager whose only previous claim to fame is keeping a mid table club mid table and fucking moaning all his career.

They are in free-fall, and I for one am fucking loving every minute off it. They are a bag of shit ,a busted flush, HMS Trafford is in choppy seas surrounded by huge fucking Ice Bergs, the Captain has lost the plot, he is cracking under the immense pressure. "Transition they said" when the old piss head handed the controls to his best mate. Lets lower are our expectations said their die hards, top 4 will be regarded as acceptable for the new incumbent they said lmao. scribble out transition and replace with capitulation "CAPITUFUCKINGLATION ".

To all you RAG lurkers "you reap what you sow". How you took the piss out of us Blues last season with comparisons to Blackburn on our title defense. You fcukers might not even make the Europa League and ITV4 on a Thursday night.

There is one title going you richly deserve for all your theatrics on and off the pitch, and drama in front off the television cameras.

"COMEDY CLUB".

Well done Trafford, carry on keeping us Blues entertained on and off the pitch until they cart your manager off in a straight jacket.


Fantastic rant, A+

Re: Comedy Club.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 6:39 am
by zuricity
Theatre of Comedy.

Re: Comedy Club.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 9:55 am
by michaelcityfan
Hopefully we can start a banner 1 year since a cup/title etc fucking love that.

Re: Comedy Club.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 10:11 am
by City64
Love it.

I do however feel it is very important us MCFC fans behave with with class and dignity now we are at the echelon of English football , something those thick ignorant ignoramous cunts from Trafford never ever achieved . Wankers .


What Goes Around Comes Around

Re: Comedy Club.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 12:52 pm
by BlueinBosnia
zabbadabbado wrote:The RAGS On course for one off the worst, if not thee worst defenses of a Premiership title ever.

If you're talking about the Prem only, then Blackburn finished 7th the season after winning, 21 points behind the Rags, and 28 points lower than their Prem-winning season's tally.
If you're talking of all time, then you really should look up a bit more of Our history.

Re: Comedy Club.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 1:25 pm
by MilnersJaw
Hahaha piss funny, well done

Re: Comedy Club.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 1:44 pm
by Chinners
BlueinBosnia wrote:
zabbadabbado wrote:The RAGS On course for one off the worst, if not thee worst defenses of a Premiership title ever.

If you're talking about the Prem only, then Blackburn finished 7th the season after winning, 21 points behind the Rags, and 28 points lower than their Prem-winning season's tally.
If you're talking of all time, then you really should look up a bit more of Our history.


Spot on!

Re: Comedy Club.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 2:01 pm
by Bridge'srightfoot
Why do we have 4 topics on the first page of this forum dedicated to the rags! 4!
Seems we are more obsessed with their failure then our success!

Re: Comedy Club.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 2:01 pm
by blue wine

Re: Comedy Club.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 2:05 pm
by Dubciteh
We are worse than them, how many threads do we need on them?

Re: Comedy Club.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 2:13 pm
by Peter Doherty (AGAIG)
Great post, Zabba.

Re: Comedy Club.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 2:22 pm
by zuricity
Bridge'srightfoot wrote:Why do we have 4 topics on the first page of this forum dedicated to the rags! 4!
Seems we are more obsessed with their failure then our success!


Nope , only you. . Have you counted how many topics discuss other teams , players , managers.

Re: Comedy Club.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 2:30 pm
by Bridge'srightfoot
zuricity wrote:
Bridge'srightfoot wrote:Why do we have 4 topics on the first page of this forum dedicated to the rags! 4!
Seems we are more obsessed with their failure then our success!


Nope , only you. . Have you counted how many topics discuss other teams , players , managers.

Yes but we don't have 4 topics on the first page of our forum discussing any other singular side.
All of them saying mostly the same thing anyway.
If Everton for example lost yesterday I would think it was weird if we then had 4 active topics discussing it.

Re: Comedy Club.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 2:34 pm
by patrickblue
Dubciteh wrote:We are worse than them, how many threads do we need on them?


We've had this debate before. Nothing wrong with enjoying their discomfort with their downward spiral. They had enough years entertainment from ours.

Re: Comedy Club.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 2:50 pm
by zuricity
Bridge'srightfoot wrote:Yes but we don't have 4 topics on the first page of our forum discussing any other singular side.
All of them saying mostly the same thing anyway.
If Everton for example lost yesterday I would think it was weird if we then had 4 active topics discussing it.


Well if you stop responding, they will soon drop down the list.

Anyway, pile on the misery i say. I love watching and hearing the plastics excuses.

Re: Comedy Club.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 3:15 pm
by saulman
As much as I'm loving their apparent fall from grace, and as much as I'm hopeful that it's a permanent decline rather than a transitional one, you still need to try to maintain a degree of realism. They are currently sitting in the top half of the table and like it or not, they are still the reigning champions. To brand them a comedy club is a little premature.

I dunno just how short memories are around here but I recall a time when we had dropped like a stone into the 3rd tier. I remember reading the news that Dave Bassett had quit as our manager before he'd even took over. I remember Coppell only lasting 33 days. I remember fans walking onto the pitch at Maine Road and tearing up their season tickets. I remember when we pulled out all the stops and broke the club record to sign Lee Bradbury. I remember Alan Ball. I could go on and on and on and on, but I'm sure I don't need to remind people that for many years, for the rest of the footballing world, we were pure comedy.

We've come a long way since then and we deserve our place in the sun more than any other fans, IMO. It's also nice to be able to have a little gloat at them bastards across the road, they deserve it. But let's put things into a little perspective. We don't want to become the cunts that they have become, do we?

Re: Comedy Club.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 3:33 pm
by Chinners
saulman wrote:As much as I'm loving their apparent fall from grace, and as much as I'm hopeful that it's a permanent decline rather than a transitional one, you still need to try to maintain a degree of realism. They are currently sitting in the top half of the table and like it or not, they are still the reigning champions. To brand them a comedy club is a little premature.

I dunno just how short memories are around here but I recall a time when we had dropped like a stone into the 3rd tier. I remember reading the news that Dave Bassett had quit as our manager before he'd even took over. I remember Coppell only lasting 33 days. I remember fans walking onto the pitch at Maine Road and tearing up their season tickets. I remember when we pulled out all the stops and broke the club record to sign Lee Bradbury. I remember Alan Ball. I could go on and on and on and on, but I'm sure I don't need to remind people that for many years, for the rest of the footballing world, we were pure comedy.

We've come a long way since then and we deserve our place in the sun more than any other fans, IMO. It's also nice to be able to have a little gloat at them bastards across the road, they deserve it. But let's put things into a little perspective. We don't want to become the cunts that they have become, do we?


Amen.