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Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 5:07 pmRe: new scotland kit
Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 5:09 pmWhat the heck?
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Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 6:32 pmChrist on a bike, what a shocker!
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Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 6:45 pmIts more exciting than Craig levein I suppose, so onwards and upwards for the scotch
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Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 7:23 pmLook like a tooti-fruiti
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Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 7:28 pmYikes!
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Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 7:29 pmSurely that's for charity, breast cancer or something
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Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 7:37 pmMaybe it's the proposed flag for independence
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Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 4:23 amTwobob wrote:Maybe it's the proposed flag for independence
Brilliant !!
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Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 10:20 amprobably change the anthem to the old Diana Ross hit - I'm coming out.....
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Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 10:22 amHoly trifle!
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Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 10:25 amThats some mighty fine bollox
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Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2014 12:19 amStill can't believe that any self respecting football kit designer would come up with such a comical monstrosity of a creation, let alone anyone be daft enough to even consider wearing it.
It's got to be a joke unless Alex Salmonella had a hand in it somewhere along the line.
It's got to be a joke unless Alex Salmonella had a hand in it somewhere along the line.
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Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2014 7:36 amThey'll be a laughing stock in future world cups and euros. Oh hang on...
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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2014 8:47 pmWTF is that????????
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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2014 9:59 pmThat's awful. Liverpool's are still worse though
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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:25 pmIt's all explained here -http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/new-scotland-kit-reflects-countrys-tradition-of-twee-indie-music-2014022784082
They’re a team but also lonely
The strip was launched on Wednesday to a fanfare of jangly guitars and a maudlin rendition of Lloyd, I’m Ready To Be Heartbroken by Camera Obscura.
As well as a pink and yellow hooped shirt and socks, Scottish players will also be issued with an anorak, a pair of thick-rimmed glasses held together with Sellotape, and a dream journal.
An SFA spokesman said: “From The Pastels to BMX Bandits to Belle & Sebastian, Scotland has long been a global leader in wistful disappointment, thanks to our natural abundance of sexless, pasty-faced introverts.
“This kit stands for being obsessed with a girl who doesn’t know you exist, walking through the rain feeling melancholy but strangely uplifted, and writing excruciating love poetry well into your twenties.
“It’s just what you’d expect from the nation that gave the world Teenage Fanclub, Dogs Die In Hot Cars, and Pat Nevin.”
The shirt, available in all sizes from S to XXXS, is made from high-tech microfibres that absorb, reflect and magnify the wearer’s crippling self-doubt.
It should ideally be viewed in Kelvingrove Park in the early autumn sunshine, but kit manufacturer Adidas has reassured fans that it can also be enjoyed through the viewfinder of a Super 8 camera.
Self-declared ‘bowlie kid’ Wayne Hayes said: “It’s not knitted, which is ridiculous. Frankly I preferred their early stuff.”
They’re a team but also lonely
The strip was launched on Wednesday to a fanfare of jangly guitars and a maudlin rendition of Lloyd, I’m Ready To Be Heartbroken by Camera Obscura.
As well as a pink and yellow hooped shirt and socks, Scottish players will also be issued with an anorak, a pair of thick-rimmed glasses held together with Sellotape, and a dream journal.
An SFA spokesman said: “From The Pastels to BMX Bandits to Belle & Sebastian, Scotland has long been a global leader in wistful disappointment, thanks to our natural abundance of sexless, pasty-faced introverts.
“This kit stands for being obsessed with a girl who doesn’t know you exist, walking through the rain feeling melancholy but strangely uplifted, and writing excruciating love poetry well into your twenties.
“It’s just what you’d expect from the nation that gave the world Teenage Fanclub, Dogs Die In Hot Cars, and Pat Nevin.”
The shirt, available in all sizes from S to XXXS, is made from high-tech microfibres that absorb, reflect and magnify the wearer’s crippling self-doubt.
It should ideally be viewed in Kelvingrove Park in the early autumn sunshine, but kit manufacturer Adidas has reassured fans that it can also be enjoyed through the viewfinder of a Super 8 camera.
Self-declared ‘bowlie kid’ Wayne Hayes said: “It’s not knitted, which is ridiculous. Frankly I preferred their early stuff.”
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2014 3:45 amJeez. And I thought ours in the US were bad. Ouch.
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 7:54 amThat was really funny Ross. And very true!
But it's really a tribute to Lord Rosebery isn't it?
But it's really a tribute to Lord Rosebery isn't it?
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 3:10 pmmr_nool wrote:That was really funny Ross. And very true!
But it's really a tribute to Lord Rosebery isn't it?
Yeah we really love our Lords up here.
"Scotland has long been a global leader in wistful disappointment, thanks to our natural abundance of sexless, pasty-faced introverts"
The really struck a jangly chord with me.