Celtic Striker Anthony Stokes Charged With..

[Ted Hughes]

..assaulting an Elvis impersonater.

Yellow banner headline, Sky Sport News.

Just when you thought nothing in football could surprise you.

Celtic striker and Republic of Ireland international Anthony Stokes has been charged with assaulting an Elvis impersonator in a Dublin nightclub.

The 25-year-old is accused of attacking Anthony Bradley, 42, at Buck Whaley's nightclub, on Lesson Street, in the Irish capital, on 8 June last year.

Which particular artiste impersonator would you assault if given the opportunity ?

Or which current or past footballer would you like to see assault which particular impersonater ?

I'll go for Ron 'Chopper' Harris & Justin Bieber.



Plus: is his why you don't see many mime artists these days ? If so, it serves them right: cunts.

[Alex Sapphire]

I hear his victim was all shook up

[Ted Hughes]

I hear his victim was all shook up

Well if he was looking for trouble, he came to the right place.

[Beefymcfc]

Did somebody step on his Blue Suede Shoes?

[nottsblue]

Lets hope he can do the jailhouse rock

[ruralblue]

Well if he was looking for trouble, he came to the right place.

You've all got suspicious minds!

[Hutch's Shoulder]

Or which current or past footballer would you like to see assault which particular impersonater ?

Cantona on Mick Hucknall.

[nottsblue]

Roy Keane kicking fuck out of Cleverly. Just because he didn't deserve to be in Keanes team.

[bayblue]

Ron "chopper" Harris on John Terry

[Chopper]

..assaulting an Elvis impersonater.

Yellow banner headline, Sky Sport News.

Just when you thought nothing in football could surprise you.

Celtic striker and Republic of Ireland international Anthony Stokes has been charged with assaulting an Elvis impersonator in a Dublin nightclub.

The 25-year-old is accused of attacking Anthony Bradley, 42, at Buck Whaley's nightclub, on Lesson Street, in the Irish capital, on 8 June last year.

Which particular artiste impersonator would you assault if given the opportunity ?

Or which current or past footballer would you like to see assault which particular impersonater ?

I'll go for Ron 'Chopper' Harris & Justin Bieber.



Plus: is his why you don't see many mime artists these days ? If so, it serves them right: cunts.

Allegedly being in buck whaleys is a far more serious matter.

[Wooders]

"People don't you understand? This child needs a helping hand or he'll grow up to be angry young man s.."
"Stitch that you wee cunt" THWACK

[Slim]

I know this is petty, but even if Joey Barton does something today he is referred to as "Former Manchester City midfielder..." How come Stokes isn't referred to as "former Arsenal striker..."?

[The Original Special One]

I hear his victim was all shook up

Well if he was looking for trouble, he came to the right place.

He ain't nothin' but a hound dog!

[dazby]

A little less conversation, a little more action please.

[Wooders]

I know this is petty, but even if Joey Barton does something today he is referred to as "Former Manchester City midfielder..." How come Stokes isn't referred to as "former Arsenal striker..."?

Joey was a first team player for a number of seasons, has stokes ever even had a game for arsenal? Friendlies dont count..

[Slim]

I know this is petty, but even if Joey Barton does something today he is referred to as "Former Manchester City midfielder..." How come Stokes isn't referred to as "former Arsenal striker..."?

Joey was a first team player for a number of seasons, has stokes ever even had a game for arsenal? Friendlies dont count..

I saw this one coming, ready?

They never fail to mention and taint Manchester City legend Shaun Goater by reminding us where he came from, despite him never playing a single game for them.

[Alex Sapphire]

I know this is petty, but even if Joey Barton does something today he is referred to as "Former Manchester City midfielder..." How come Stokes isn't referred to as "former Arsenal striker..."?

Joey was a first team player for a number of seasons, has stokes ever even had a game for arsenal? Friendlies dont count..

I saw this one coming, ready?

They never fail to mention and taint Manchester City legend Shaun Goater by reminding us where he came from, despite him never playing a single game for them.

don't they?

difference is that all of Joey's bad behaviour has been when he was at City (including as a visitor)

[Slim]

I know this is petty, but even if Joey Barton does something today he is referred to as "Former Manchester City midfielder..." How come Stokes isn't referred to as "former Arsenal striker..."?

Joey was a first team player for a number of seasons, has stokes ever even had a game for arsenal? Friendlies dont count..

I saw this one coming, ready?

They never fail to mention and taint Manchester City legend Shaun Goater by reminding us where he came from, despite him never playing a single game for them.

don't they?

difference is that all of Joey's bad behaviour has been when he was at City (including as a visitor)

Really? Kicking Utuhu, punching Gamst Pedersen, homophobic twitter rant against Thiago Silva, getting fired from Newcastle, disgusting play and behaviour towards the god that is Zlatan(How very dare he). I am sure there are more, but at some point you lose track and certainly not all of them involve City. Although didn't a player, Duncan Ferguson maybe, go to jail for headbutting someone on the pitch? How did Joey kick Aguero from behind and not face the same criminal charge?

[Wonderwall]

maybe he was caught in a trap

[The Original Special One]

maybe he was caught in a trap

....by a devil in disguise! :)