Wednesday's B*l**x ....

.... is delayed whilst I seek a servere hangover cure ....

Meanwhile something to keep you all amused ....
Random Moyes excuse generator
Late for work, forgotten your homework? Fear not, our random David Moyes excuses generator will come to your aid!
We've all been there, trapped in an uncomfortable situation of our own making and desperately searching for a viable excuse to get us out of trouble.
Whether it's forgetting to set the alarm and trying to sneak into work without being noticed, or from your school days, stepping off the bus and realising your homework is still on the kitchen table.
Manchester United manager David Moyes has found himself in need of an excuse or two this season, and the chances of whatever he comes up with going unnoticed are slim given the eyes of the football world are on him.
He has produced a fair few during his short stint at the Reds helm, and we figured we would enlist his help for anyone out there in need of an excuse.
Simply type in your problem, and see what our digital David comes up with to get you out of your situation.
Dog ate your homework? Late for work? Ask Moyesie for the perfect get out . . . .
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/ ... id-6877533

Meanwhile something to keep you all amused ....
Random Moyes excuse generator
Late for work, forgotten your homework? Fear not, our random David Moyes excuses generator will come to your aid!
We've all been there, trapped in an uncomfortable situation of our own making and desperately searching for a viable excuse to get us out of trouble.
Whether it's forgetting to set the alarm and trying to sneak into work without being noticed, or from your school days, stepping off the bus and realising your homework is still on the kitchen table.
Manchester United manager David Moyes has found himself in need of an excuse or two this season, and the chances of whatever he comes up with going unnoticed are slim given the eyes of the football world are on him.
He has produced a fair few during his short stint at the Reds helm, and we figured we would enlist his help for anyone out there in need of an excuse.
Simply type in your problem, and see what our digital David comes up with to get you out of your situation.
Dog ate your homework? Late for work? Ask Moyesie for the perfect get out . . . .
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/ ... id-6877533
Chinners asked: Where is my ring my precious
Moyesie says: I thought we did a lot of good things. It just wasn't our day