Other club's transfer discussion thread.

[Cocacolajojo1]

Haha, where's that from!?

[DoomMerchant]

Can't wait to see the dilf back in action in the prem

What's a dilf?

Seriously?

[phips]

if Everton get Eto'o that could be a good deal for them

[bigblue]

well arse may want to get a new striker seeing that giroud is now out for 3 months after getting hit in the ankle by the ball.... soft twat:

http://gfycat.com/SarcasticColossalAcouchi

[Mikhail Chigorin]

Just how much is Tia Maria being transferred for ??

A couple of days ago, a figure of £64 million seemed to be the accepted sum.

Yesterday, I sneaked a brief listen to Talkspite (yes, I know, shame on me) and they were saying on there that, with additional items, the figure was £75 million. This prompted outraged Scum fans to ring in and vociferously dispute these calculations (were they secretly ashamed of the overall size of the transfer, whatever the actual amount ??).

Today, the fee is now a nitpickingly reduced figure of, supposedly, £59.7 million, which is still the equivalent of an almightily large number of condoms for Ryan Giggs.....and no-one has yet included, as part of the permutation, the £50 million wages that Auntie Mary will receive over the five (?) years of his contract.

So just how much is he being transferred for ??....if it was City, all these crusading journalists would have vetted and published the financial terms of the contract, before the ink was even dry. Why then, in this instance, is there all this apparent confusion ??

However, whatever the amount, it's still more than Chelsea paid for Torres.

[zuricity]

I hope he's getting more than Rooney. Don't they have triggers on their contracts to increment upwards on a newcomer getting top banana ?

[I Just Blue Myself]

Just how much is Tia Maria being transferred for ??

A couple of days ago, a figure of £64 million seemed to be the accepted sum.

Yesterday, I sneaked a brief listen to Talkspite (yes, I know, shame on me) and they were saying on there that, with additional items, the figure was £75 million. This prompted outraged Scum fans to ring in and vociferously dispute these calculations (were they secretly ashamed of the overall size of the transfer, whatever the actual amount ??).

Today, the fee is now a nitpickingly reduced figure of, supposedly, £59.7 million, which is still the equivalent of an almightily large number of condoms for Ryan Giggs.....and no-one has yet included, as part of the permutation, the £50 million wages that Auntie Mary will receive over the five (?) years of his contract.

So just how much is he being transferred for ??....if it was City, all these crusading journalists would have vetted and published the financial terms of the contract, before the ink was even dry. Why then, in this instance, is there all this apparent confusion ??

However, whatever the amount, it's still more than Chelsea paid for Torres.

https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q=75m+eur+to+gbp

[blues2win]

If it had been us the press would have added up the gross figure for his wages over the life of his contract bunged in the add ons and come up with 100 million.

[Lee_R]

Whatever the sum.. its 30m too much! Sign him up you rag bastards :)

[lets all have a disco]

Eto'o is a cracking signing for Everton will score 12-15 for them this season as a regular starter.

[Beefymcfc]

Eto'o is a cracking signing for Everton will score 12-15 for them this season as a regular starter.

Amazing how good Naismith has looked in that team, he's really impressed me. 3 very decent strikers is not bad especially when you look at the likes of Chelsea who realistically have 1, and he's yet to prove.

[Saul Goodman]

Eto'o is a cracking signing for Everton will score 12-15 for them this season as a regular starter.

Amazing how good Naismith has looked in that team, he's really impressed me. 3 very decent strikers is not bad especially when you look at the likes of Chelsea who realistically have 1, and he's yet to prove.

And if Kone can ever stay healthy they could have 4

[Slim]

Eto'o is a cracking signing for Everton will score 12-15 for them this season as a regular starter.

Scored at just under 1 in 2 for Chelsea and they chronically misused him and why the fuck was he even competing with Torres for a spot?

Urgh, great signing for Everton though, 4th is on!

[I Just Blue Myself]

Eto'o is a cracking signing for Everton will score 12-15 for them this season as a regular starter.

Amazing how good Naismith has looked in that team, he's really impressed me. 3 very decent strikers is not bad especially when you look at the likes of Chelsea who realistically have 1, and he's yet to prove.

And if Kone can ever stay healthy they could have 4

Kone is garbage though.

This is a decent signing for them as Naismith has been taking up Barkley's spot so far & they needed some quality up front alongside Lukaku with four competitions coming up. Eto'o may be finished at the very top level, but should be a substantial reinforcement for a team pushing for a Champions League spot.

[Ted Hughes]

I know I'm out of sync with most on this, but I actually think Lukaku is like a fucking elephant on rollerskates. If he wasn't strong & fast, he wouldn't even get in Burnley's team. He's got no fucking vision whatsoever & a lot of his touches are complete shite. It's purely his pace & strength which get him a job in the Prem. As a footballer he's Samaras or Corradi level. Next Drogba, he isn't.

Eto'o will bring some brains to the outfit & could be a great signing for them. Perhaps teach him how to play football.

[mr_nool]

I know I'm out of sync with most on this, but I actually think Lukaku is like a fucking elephant on rollerskates. If he wasn't strong & fast, he wouldn't even get in Burnley's team. He's got no fucking vision whatsoever & a lot of his touches are complete shite. It's purely his pace & strength which get him a job in the Prem. As a footballer he's Samaras or Corradi level. Next Drogba, he isn't.

Eto'o will bring some brains to the outfit & could be a great signing for them. Perhaps teach him how to play football.

I actually agree with you on this. I don't think Mourinho had to think twice when he got the offer from Everton.
Lukaku being dropped in the WC for a 19 year old says a lot as well.

[Foreverinbluedreams]

I know I'm out of sync with most on this, but I actually think Lukaku is like a fucking elephant on rollerskates. If he wasn't strong & fast, he wouldn't even get in Burnley's team. He's got no fucking vision whatsoever & a lot of his touches are complete shite. It's purely his pace & strength which get him a job in the Prem. As a footballer he's Samaras or Corradi level. Next Drogba, he isn't.

Eto'o will bring some brains to the outfit & could be a great signing for them. Perhaps teach him how to play football.

Don't disagree with you but he does have a knack for scoring.

[bayblue]

I know I'm out of sync with most on this, but I actually think Lukaku is like a fucking elephant on rollerskates. If he wasn't strong & fast, he wouldn't even get in Burnley's team. He's got no fucking vision whatsoever & a lot of his touches are complete shite. It's purely his pace & strength which get him a job in the Prem. As a footballer he's Samaras or Corradi level. Next Drogba, he isn't.

Eto'o will bring some brains to the outfit & could be a great signing for them. Perhaps teach him how to play football.

Saw in the WC that Lukaku is far from a top class striker. Jose also didn't appear at all keen to hold on to him.

However, wasn't Drogba pretty shocking in his first season over here??

[Slim]

I know I'm out of sync with most on this, but I actually think Lukaku is like a fucking elephant on rollerskates. If he wasn't strong & fast, he wouldn't even get in Burnley's team. He's got no fucking vision whatsoever & a lot of his touches are complete shite. It's purely his pace & strength which get him a job in the Prem. As a footballer he's Samaras or Corradi level. Next Drogba, he isn't.

Eto'o will bring some brains to the outfit & could be a great signing for them. Perhaps teach him how to play football.

Saw in the WC that Lukaku is far from a top class striker. Jose also didn't appear at all keen to hold on to him.

However, wasn't Drogba pretty shocking in his first season over here??

This isn't Lukaku's first season here.

[blues2win]

I agree Likaku's touch isn't great but he does score quite a few goals...