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If I was a Liverpool defender I'd be shitting myself - so much movement absolutely all across the whole width of the pitch from us.

Fuck me jovetic looks a player. fantastic movment and eye for a pass

Dameerto wrote:If I was a Liverpool defender I'd be shitting myself - so much movement absolutely all across the whole width of the pitch from us.

width of the pitch??
we're ripping them new assholes on a pitch half as wide as at the etihad

is that mike myers waxwork next to blobby fowler??

Navas, Clichy and Jovetic all look fantastic so far this preseason. You can tell the summer break has done them a world of good.

Also Zuculini is good enough for the first team squad already. He'll get loaned out but if we could get £10m+ go for Garcia I'd take it and keep this young lad.

Nigels Tackle wrote:
is that mike myers waxwork next to blobby fowler??

it was. tragic looking. wtf actually happened there? Bizarre.

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im pretty sure the best thing about the dippers thus far is Sturridge's hair. It's fairly awesome.

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I'm loving this inverted full back thing that Clichy is playing. He's dead good at it.

twosips wrote:I'm loving this inverted full back thing that Clichy is playing. He's dead good at it.

he looks really really sharp.

Unrelated, does Milner have a fucking hunchback? He's like a goddam silverback gorilla.

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DoomMerchant wrote:

Nigels Tackle wrote:
is that mike myers waxwork next to blobby fowler??

it was. tragic looking. wtf actually happened there? Bizarre.

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quite incredible
the face transplant dude on the front cover of this month's gq has more expression on his face

Did we only have 11 on the pitch then ?

Seemed a lot more than Liverpool's 12. Totally outclassed them. If Ed had his shooting boots on & the crosses had been a bit more accurate, we would have a cricket score. Jovetic is now showing how he can do some of the stuff Silva does.

Once we get everyone fit, we are going to be significantly stronger than last season & Jovetic is like a new mega signing.

Nigels Tackle wrote:

DoomMerchant wrote:

Nigels Tackle wrote:
is that mike myers waxwork next to blobby fowler??

it was. tragic looking. wtf actually happened there? Bizarre.

cheers

quite incredible
the face transplant dude on the front cover of this month's gq has more expression on his face

before the transplant.

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For a 0-0 that was quite entertaining. It was quite plain to see that after 5 minutes we began to dominate and they tried to hit us on the break (no chnage there then). We've both had chances but on the whole I'd say we are the better of both teams.

As we're still playing the majority of our second team or players out of position I have no qualms at all.

Second half I'd suggest more of the same (As if I have to!) and make sure we hammer Stevie Starfish, just for the sake of it. Afterall, this is just a friendly don't you know.

DoomMerchant wrote:im pretty sure the best thing about the dippers thus far is Sturridge's hair. It's fairly awesome.

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poor man's scott sinclair

and we start the h/t discussions with liverpool's chances
fucking joke

Should be ahead on the balance of play really, jovetic looks really sharp and a great player, Stevie can't get near him! At the other end fernando has cuntinho in his back pocket! Will be fucked off if we don't go on and win this!

Beefymcfc wrote:For a 0-0 that was quite entertaining. It was quite plain to see that after 5 minutes we began to dominate and they tried to hit us on the break (no chnage there then). We've both had chances but on the whole I'd say we are the better of both teams.

As we're still playing the majority of our second team or players out of position I have no qualms at all.

Second half I'd suggest more of the same (As if I have to!) and make sure we hammer Stevie Starfish, just for the sake of it. Afterall, this is just a friendly don't you know.

Wait-One, I was wrong. The highlights I've just seen suggest the complete opposite.

Sorry.

Fox Sports is more balanced towards City.

clippo22 wrote:Should be ahead on the balance of play really, jovetic looks really sharp and a great player, Stevie can't get near him! At the other end fernando has cuntinho in his back pocket! Will be fucked off if we don't go on and win this!

Don't be fucked of mate. It's a nothing friendly. Nice to see our second and a half team bossing Gerrard Sturbridge coutino and Henderson though.

Fuck yeah Kelechi's coming on. Pellers is definitely taking him seriously.