African Cup Of Nations - Morocco Call For Cancellation

[Peter Doherty (AGAIG)]

I have Ebola this morning. Went to bed a little shaky and all lemsipped up woke silly o' clock with the fever. It's really not ad bad as they make out just feels a tad like mild flu.

Think yourself lucky. Had you been a Yorkshireman you could have woken up with ee by gum bola.

[carl_feedthegoat]

I would never hire anyone that insists on going to this competition.....6 weeks out of all games plus most come back injured.

Its bollocks.

[Goaters 103]

I have Ebola this morning. Went to bed a little shaky and all lemsipped up woke silly o' clock with the fever. It's really not ad bad as they make out just feels a tad like mild flu.

Think yourself lucky. Had you been a Yorkshireman you could have woken up with ee by gum bola.

The irony being Jim is a Yorkie so this must be the strain of the illness he has.

Get well Jim - I recommend Tetleys Bitter and some decent Fish and Chips.

[john68]

I have Ebola this morning. Went to bed a little shaky and all lemsipped up woke silly o' clock with the fever. It's really not ad bad as they make out just feels a tad like mild flu.

Yer daft Yarksher git....you've got 'TOMBOLA'....Yer must have got it from a bingo hall in Skipton.

[Mikhail Chigorin]

I have Ebola this morning. Went to bed a little shaky and all lemsipped up woke silly o' clock with the fever. It's really not ad bad as they make out just feels a tad like mild flu.

Yer daft Yarksher git....you've got 'TOMBOLA'....Yer must have got it from a bingo hall in Skipton.

Go placidly Rural.

As one Tyke to another, I advise you to rise above these frustrated attempts at humour from the short-fingered denizens who have the undue misfortune to inhabit the regions to the west of our Pennines. It's just a land populated by taxi drivers, taxidermists and others who are just, basically, taxing (Thaksin Shinawatra springs to mind) and it's not their fault really.

When we, of God's own County, set up the Independent People's Republic of Greater Yorkshire, they'll all be knocking on our doors, asking if they can join us and they won't be making such taunting comments at that stage.

As I say; just go placidly, be the bigger (Yorkshire) man and refrain from mocking the poor afflicted.

[ruralblue]

I have Ebola this morning. Went to bed a little shaky and all lemsipped up woke silly o' clock with the fever. It's really not ad bad as they make out just feels a tad like mild flu.

Yer daft Yarksher git....you've got 'TOMBOLA'....Yer must have got it from a bingo hall in Skipton.

Ha ha John!

Ah caught a parky fra wundering thesoa sna clad 'ills in nowt ba me shorts n vest!

[john68]

I have Ebola this morning. Went to bed a little shaky and all lemsipped up woke silly o' clock with the fever. It's really not ad bad as they make out just feels a tad like mild flu.

Yer daft Yarksher git....you've got 'TOMBOLA'....Yer must have got it from a bingo hall in Skipton.

Ha ha John!
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Ah caught a parky fra wundering thesoa sna clad 'ills in nowt ba me shorts n vest!

On Ilkley Moor ba't keks'd mek a gradley song fer thi.

...and God built the Pennines in order to keep you uncivilised mob out of England.

[zuricity]

I have Ebola this morning. Went to bed a little shaky and all lemsipped up woke silly o' clock with the fever. It's really not ad bad as they make out just feels a tad like mild flu.

Yer daft Yarksher git....you've got 'TOMBOLA'....Yer must have got it from a bingo hall in Skipton.

Go placidly Rural.

As one Tyke to another, I advise you to rise above these frustrated attempts at humour from the short-fingered denizens who have the undue misfortune to inhabit the regions to the west of our Pennines. It's just a land populated by taxi drivers, taxidermists and others who are just, basically, taxing (Thaksin Shinawatra springs to mind) and it's not their fault really.

When we, of God's own County, set up the Independent People's Republic of Greater Yorkshire, they'll all be knocking on our doors, asking if they can join us and they won't be making such taunting comments at that stage.

As I say; just go placidly, be the bigger (Yorkshire) man and refrain from mocking the poor afflicted.

No we wont.

[Plain Speaking]

So Equatorial Guinea have been appointed the new hosts for the African Cup of Nations in 2015.

Also Ivory Coast/Yaya took a big step towards ACN qualification this afternoon with a 5-1 away win against Sierra Leone.

Only one more game to play against Cameroon, Wednesday afternoon. At the moment it looks highly likely Yaya will be going to the ACN in January.

[carolina-blue]

60 mill in Jan for the Toffee job done. No worries .

[Nigels Tackle]

I have Ebola this morning. Went to bed a little shaky and all lemsipped up woke silly o' clock with the fever. It's really not ad bad as they make out just feels a tad like mild flu.

Yer daft Yarksher git....you've got 'TOMBOLA'....Yer must have got it from a bingo hall in Skipton.

Go placidly Rural.

As one Tyke to another, I advise you to rise above these frustrated attempts at humour from the short-fingered denizens who have the undue misfortune to inhabit the regions to the west of our Pennines. It's just a land populated by taxi drivers, taxidermists and others who are just, basically, taxing (Thaksin Shinawatra springs to mind) and it's not their fault really.

When we, of God's own County, set up the Independent People's Republic of Greater Yorkshire, they'll all be knocking on our doors, asking if they can join us and they won't be making such taunting comments at that stage.

As I say; just go placidly, be the bigger (Yorkshire) man and refrain from mocking the poor afflicted.

i'd rather catch ebola than move to yorkshire

[Beefymcfc]

Did I really start this thread, with the way it turned out.

Need a wank ;-)

[Beefymcfc]

Did I really start this thread, with the way it turned out.

Need a wank ;-)

[Mikhail Chigorin]

I have Ebola this morning. Went to bed a little shaky and all lemsipped up woke silly o' clock with the fever. It's really not ad bad as they make out just feels a tad like mild flu.

Yer daft Yarksher git....you've got 'TOMBOLA'....Yer must have got it from a bingo hall in Skipton.

Go placidly Rural.

As one Tyke to another, I advise you to rise above these frustrated attempts at humour from the short-fingered denizens who have the undue misfortune to inhabit the regions to the west of our Pennines. It's just a land populated by taxi drivers, taxidermists and others who are just, basically, taxing (Thaksin Shinawatra springs to mind) and it's not their fault really.

When we, of God's own County, set up the Independent People's Republic of Greater Yorkshire, they'll all be knocking on our doors, asking if they can join us and they won't be making such taunting comments at that stage.

As I say; just go placidly, be the bigger (Yorkshire) man and refrain from mocking the poor afflicted.

No we wont.

Yes you will.....or should that be yes we will or, possibly, perhaps we will or, even, maybe we won't..........what the deuce are we talking about ??

I only wish I knew.

[DoomMerchant]

Did I really start this thread, with the way it turned out.

Need a wank ;-)

Insatiable you!

Cheers

[zuricity]

I have Ebola this morning. Went to bed a little shaky and all lemsipped up woke silly o' clock with the fever. It's really not ad bad as they make out just feels a tad like mild flu.

Yer daft Yarksher git....you've got 'TOMBOLA'....Yer must have got it from a bingo hall in Skipton.

Go placidly Rural.

As one Tyke to another, I advise you to rise above these frustrated attempts at humour from the short-fingered denizens who have the undue misfortune to inhabit the regions to the west of our Pennines. It's just a land populated by taxi drivers, taxidermists and others who are just, basically, taxing (Thaksin Shinawatra springs to mind) and it's not their fault really.

When we, of God's own County, set up the Independent People's Republic of Greater Yorkshire, they'll all be knocking on our doors, asking if they can join us and they won't be making such taunting comments at that stage.

As I say; just go placidly, be the bigger (Yorkshire) man and refrain from mocking the poor afflicted.

No we wont.

Yes you will.....or should that be yes we will or, possibly, perhaps we will or, even, maybe we won't..........what the deuce are we talking about ??

I only wish I knew.

i hope they introduce Yorkshire passports too.

So we can slow them down at the borders when they try to get out of "Gods own" County.

What with Yorkshire tea , Airways .... what next ?

[Mikhail Chigorin]

I have Ebola this morning. Went to bed a little shaky and all lemsipped up woke silly o' clock with the fever. It's really not ad bad as they make out just feels a tad like mild flu.

Yer daft Yarksher git....you've got 'TOMBOLA'....Yer must have got it from a bingo hall in Skipton.

Go placidly Rural.

As one Tyke to another, I advise you to rise above these frustrated attempts at humour from the short-fingered denizens who have the undue misfortune to inhabit the regions to the west of our Pennines. It's just a land populated by taxi drivers, taxidermists and others who are just, basically, taxing (Thaksin Shinawatra springs to mind) and it's not their fault really.

When we, of God's own County, set up the Independent People's Republic of Greater Yorkshire, they'll all be knocking on our doors, asking if they can join us and they won't be making such taunting comments at that stage.

As I say; just go placidly, be the bigger (Yorkshire) man and refrain from mocking the poor afflicted.

i'd rather catch ebola than move to yorkshire

We'd rather you catch e-bola than move to Yorkshire as well.

It's gratifying to see we're on the same wavelength.

[stevefromdonny]

I have Ebola this morning. Went to bed a little shaky and all lemsipped up woke silly o' clock with the fever. It's really not ad bad as they make out just feels a tad like mild flu.

Yer daft Yarksher git....you've got 'TOMBOLA'....Yer must have got it from a bingo hall in Skipton.

Go placidly Rural.

As one Tyke to another, I advise you to rise above these frustrated attempts at humour from the short-fingered denizens who have the undue misfortune to inhabit the regions to the west of our Pennines. It's just a land populated by taxi drivers, taxidermists and others who are just, basically, taxing (Thaksin Shinawatra springs to mind) and it's not their fault really.

When we, of God's own County, set up the Independent People's Republic of Greater Yorkshire, they'll all be knocking on our doors, asking if they can join us and they won't be making such taunting comments at that stage.

As I say; just go placidly, be the bigger (Yorkshire) man and refrain from mocking the poor afflicted.

nobody and I mean nobody can come to gods own county unless they bring money and lots of it, and if you don't stay away

[Mikhail Chigorin]

I have Ebola this morning. Went to bed a little shaky and all lemsipped up woke silly o' clock with the fever. It's really not ad bad as they make out just feels a tad like mild flu.

Yer daft Yarksher git....you've got 'TOMBOLA'....Yer must have got it from a bingo hall in Skipton.

Go placidly Rural.

As one Tyke to another, I advise you to rise above these frustrated attempts at humour from the short-fingered denizens who have the undue misfortune to inhabit the regions to the west of our Pennines. It's just a land populated by taxi drivers, taxidermists and others who are just, basically, taxing (Thaksin Shinawatra springs to mind) and it's not their fault really.

When we, of God's own County, set up the Independent People's Republic of Greater Yorkshire, they'll all be knocking on our doors, asking if they can join us and they won't be making such taunting comments at that stage.

As I say; just go placidly, be the bigger (Yorkshire) man and refrain from mocking the poor afflicted.

nobody and I mean nobody can come to gods own county unless they bring money and lots of it, and if you don't stay away

Historically speaking Steve, they've never been able to stay away and that's why, to this day, our neighbours to the west of the Pennines all have short fingers.

This is not because of any inbreeding concerns , or even something afoot in the waters there, but, rather, because of a process which has gone on for centuries.

From time immemorial, our erstwhile neighbours have tried to climb up the slopes of the Pennines, in order to get to the top and gaze longingly at the wonderland that is Yorkshire below them and, if chance permitted, to gain unwanted access to our beloved territory.

Just as they would reach the summit and put their fingers over the topmost ridge to pull themselves up, cunning little Tykes would hide on our side of the border and chop their fingers off with their hatchets. These cunning little Tykes would then chuckle as they watched our unfortunate neighbours slide back down the slopes from whence they came.

This ongoing process has resulted, today, in the phenomenon of their truncated digits and is just one more example of how we Tykes are tops.

Irrefutable fact.

[Ted Hughes]

Better short fingers than a long chin.