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Postby Nigels Tackle » Mon Nov 10, 2014 11:20 pm

real sociedad's new manager
not got the complexion for spain really has he
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Postby DoomMerchant » Tue Nov 11, 2014 12:02 am

Nigels Tackle wrote:real sociedad's new manager
not got the complexion for spain really has he


Skin cancer and a cagey 9th place awaits.

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Postby RodneyRodney » Tue Nov 11, 2014 8:35 am

Best of luck to him ; did a great job for us last season.
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Postby Bianchi on Ice » Tue Nov 11, 2014 9:06 am

Nigels Tackle wrote:real sociedad's new manager
not got the complexion for spain really has he


oh I dont know...as long as he doesnt basque in the sun too long he'll be fine
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Postby Hazy2 » Tue Nov 11, 2014 10:03 am

DoomMerchant wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:real sociedad's new manager
not got the complexion for spain really has he


Skin cancer and a cagey 9th place awaits.

Cheers


hmm not a nice post that mate, not nice no need !
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Postby patrickblue » Tue Nov 11, 2014 10:56 am

Hazy2 wrote:
DoomMerchant wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:real sociedad's new manager
not got the complexion for spain really has he


Skin cancer and a cagey 9th place awaits.

Cheers


hmm not a nice post that mate, not nice no need !


Agreed.

I actually hope he does well, as apart from keeping us all entertained last season, he was shit on from a very high altitude by the club who always give their managers (as well as all their youths, obviously) a chance.
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Postby john@staustell » Tue Nov 11, 2014 11:18 am

Not sure how they'll tell what he says. We cant.
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Postby DoomMerchant » Tue Nov 11, 2014 11:20 am

Hazy2 wrote:
DoomMerchant wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:real sociedad's new manager
not got the complexion for spain really has he


Skin cancer and a cagey 9th place awaits.

Cheers


hmm not a nice post that mate, not nice no need !


Oh gosh I hadn't realized skin cancer was a serious thing not worth joking about. Thank you.

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Postby Hazy2 » Tue Nov 11, 2014 1:00 pm

DoomMerchant wrote:
Hazy2 wrote:
DoomMerchant wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:real sociedad's new manager
not got the complexion for spain really has he


Skin cancer and a cagey 9th place awaits.

Cheers


hmm not a nice post that mate, not nice no need !


Oh gosh I hadn't realized skin cancer was a serious thing not worth joking about. Thank you.

Cheers


try taking your mother to two sessions a week at the Christie. all for nothing in the end see if your joking then Cheers
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Postby Sideshow Bob » Tue Nov 11, 2014 1:26 pm

one of the strangest managerial appointments I can remember. will be interesting to see how he gets on in LFP. does he speak spanish??
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Postby getdressedmctavish » Tue Nov 11, 2014 4:53 pm

We've all got loved ones who've died of cancer. Still have to keep laughing though, don't we?I remember asking whether King Kev was getting dementia and someone comes on and starts goin on about his Granny for feck's sake. Next thing you know someone will ask if ya Ya's got any balls and someone will start mumbling about some relative's prostate.
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Postby carl_feedthegoat » Tue Nov 11, 2014 5:34 pm

getdressedmctavish wrote:We've all got loved ones who've died of cancer. Still have to keep laughing though, don't we?I remember asking whether King Kev was getting dementia and someone comes on and starts goin on about his Granny for feck's sake. Next thing you know someone will ask if ya Ya's got any balls and someone will start mumbling about some relative's prostate.



I've mentioned downs syndrome jokes before.....don't think any cunt on here has one of them on the books.

Doomy..try one of them , just to see if I was wrong.
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Postby DoomMerchant » Tue Nov 11, 2014 5:44 pm

carl_feedthegoat wrote:
getdressedmctavish wrote:We've all got loved ones who've died of cancer. Still have to keep laughing though, don't we?I remember asking whether King Kev was getting dementia and someone comes on and starts goin on about his Granny for feck's sake. Next thing you know someone will ask if ya Ya's got any balls and someone will start mumbling about some relative's prostate.



I've mentioned downs syndrome jokes before.....don't think any cunt on here has one of them on the books.

Doomy..try one of them , just to see if I was wrong.


Duly noted.

Hard to find a topic no one can touch.

McTavish... Sorry for your loss.

To the rest of the board....Please don't ever joke about bone cancer, prostate cancer, crohn's disease, high blood pressure, blindness due to power tools injury, myasthenia gravis, diabetes, meslothelioma, or just plain ugly, dumb, or annoying as fuck, please.

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Postby zuricity » Tue Nov 11, 2014 6:10 pm

john@staustell wrote:Not sure how they'll tell what he says. We cant.


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Postby Chopper » Tue Nov 11, 2014 6:26 pm

zuricity wrote:
john@staustell wrote:Not sure how they'll tell what he says. We cant.


Clipboard John, clipboard.


Hes still got a bunch of ipads and he can use Siri.
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Postby Nigels Tackle » Tue Nov 11, 2014 7:03 pm

carl_feedthegoat wrote:
getdressedmctavish wrote:We've all got loved ones who've died of cancer. Still have to keep laughing though, don't we?I remember asking whether King Kev was getting dementia and someone comes on and starts goin on about his Granny for feck's sake. Next thing you know someone will ask if ya Ya's got any balls and someone will start mumbling about some relative's prostate.



I've mentioned downs syndrome jokes before.....don't think any cunt on here has one of them on the books.

Doomy..try one of them , just to see if I was wrong.


i always thought you had downs....
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Postby zuricity » Tue Nov 11, 2014 7:23 pm

Chopper wrote:
zuricity wrote:
john@staustell wrote:Not sure how they'll tell what he says. We cant.


Clipboard John, clipboard.


Hes still got a bunch of ipads and he can use Siri.

bunch of A*se wipe pads perhaps.
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Postby Moonchesteri » Tue Nov 11, 2014 7:54 pm

http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2014/nov/11/david-moyes-restore-real-sociedad

Title: "David Moyes can restore Real Sociedad back to where they properly belong"


When I saw that title I immediately thought "hopefully not. I like sociedad and I wouldn't like to see them relegated" LOL
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Postby RodneyRodney » Tue Nov 11, 2014 9:19 pm

LAY OFF Agent Moyes . If he's successful enough at Soc. , then eventually he might get the Real Madrid gig . And then . . . .
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Postby carl_feedthegoat » Tue Nov 11, 2014 9:47 pm

Nigels Tackle wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:
getdressedmctavish wrote:We've all got loved ones who've died of cancer. Still have to keep laughing though, don't we?I remember asking whether King Kev was getting dementia and someone comes on and starts goin on about his Granny for feck's sake. Next thing you know someone will ask if ya Ya's got any balls and someone will start mumbling about some relative's prostate.



I've mentioned downs syndrome jokes before.....don't think any cunt on here has one of them on the books.

Doomy..try one of them , just to see if I was wrong.


i always thought you had downs....


All this flirting from you is getting you nowhere counter boy.......ask Cute mancs nicely and you never know , he may point you in the right direction that you so desperately need.
I imagine you as a taker......of many....

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