I have put your views on Chelsea site

[Lamps]

thank you very much for everyone who replied. I obviously could not use all replies and had to ever so slightly change a word or two to tidy them up.

If any contributors are unhappy with anything in their piece I will alter it. Just pm me anything you dont like.

City's views

[City64]

No mention that Maureen is a cunt ?

Oh well .

[Lamps]

Do not think I was not tempted

[Wonderwall]

Do not think I was not tempted

ha ha, Cheers Lamps, maybe it was too much to ask for you to include that comment LOL

[Beefymcfc]

I like this bloke, pity he didn't wait for my reply. Off the Christmas card list now ;-)

[mr_nool]

My original text contained a few grammatical blunders, but I think you have introduced another couple of howlers when editing it. You might want to read through it one more time :)

[Slim]

I like this bloke, pity he didn't wait for my reply. Off the Christmas card list now ;-)

I think you're better off than me, he got my reply and then ignored it.

[PrezIke]

Do not think I was not tempted

ahahaha