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Man Utd probe sordid sex tape claims

PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 11:50 am
by Lamps
could not happen to a nicer bunch. Maybe that will put a smile on LVG's ugly chops.

United's sex probe

Re: Man Utd probe sordid sex tape claims

PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 11:54 am
by Peter Doherty (AGAIG)
Stay classy, you rag bastards. Nice to see they're still doing things the 'right way'.

Re: Man Utd probe sordid sex tape claims

PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 12:01 pm
by Mikhail Chigorin
Looks as though Butthead might have to have a sizeable 'clear out' and I wonder if such player escapades will affect their re-sale values ??

All things considered, the Scum might have to spend far more in the summer than even they had previously anticipated.

Re: Man Utd probe sordid sex tape claims

PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 1:40 pm
by Mase
It's like when Micah and Ishmael did the same to a girl in a toilet in Manchester and filmed it and passed it round as well.

Re: Man Utd probe sordid sex tape claims

PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 1:41 pm
by Im_Spartacus
That is the biggest load of fucking shit I've ever read.

Dirty slag, upset about her reputation. Well here's a fucking idea, don't suck blokes cocks in public toilets

Fucking morons

Re: Man Utd probe sordid sex tape claims

PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 1:53 pm
by Mase
Im_Spartacus wrote:That is the biggest load of fucking shit I've ever read.

Dirty slag, upset about her reputation. Well here's a fucking idea, don't suck blokes cocks in public toilets

Fucking morons


It really is that simple.

Re: Man Utd probe sordid sex tape claims

PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 1:58 pm
by twosips
People can have sex or do whatever if its consensual. Doesn't mean people have the right to film it against your wishes. It's fucking weird if you ask me.

You're both close to peddling that boring 'it makes a woman a slag, but a bloke a player' shite.

Re: Man Utd probe sordid sex tape claims

PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 2:31 pm
by Beefymcfc
I won't believe any of this until somebody posts the video.

Re: Man Utd probe sordid sex tape claims

PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 2:38 pm
by South Stand Balti
Lucky bastards footballers. Not the filming bit, that is a bit weird.

Re: Man Utd probe sordid sex tape claims

PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 2:47 pm
by DoomMerchant
Beefymcfc wrote:I won't believe any of this until somebody posts the video.


same.

really diabolical reporting to exclude the actual evidence imho.

cheers

Re: Man Utd probe sordid sex tape claims

PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 3:02 pm
by Ted Hughes
Martin Edwards will be fucking gutted he missed this.

Re: Man Utd probe sordid sex tape claims

PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 3:42 pm
by Mase
Ted Hughes wrote:Martin Edwards will be fucking gutted he missed this.


I actually think Neville Neville was probably the one who did the filming.

Re: Man Utd probe sordid sex tape claims

PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 6:34 pm
by Im_Spartacus
twosips wrote:People can have sex or do whatever if its consensual. Doesn't mean people have the right to film it against your wishes. It's fucking weird if you ask me.

You're both close to peddling that boring 'it makes a woman a slag, but a bloke a player' shite.


Nothing of the sort pal. There are likely implications for the players career who I'm sure also didn't want it filmed, which are potentially far more serious than her sole concern which appears to be her 'ability to move in that upper circle' bollocks.

If you want shit to stay private, do it in fucking private then this can't happen!

Re: Man Utd probe sordid sex tape claims

PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 9:17 pm
by Mikhail Chigorin
Im_Spartacus wrote:
twosips wrote:People can have sex or do whatever if its consensual. Doesn't mean people have the right to film it against your wishes. It's fucking weird if you ask me.

You're both close to peddling that boring 'it makes a woman a slag, but a bloke a player' shite.


Nothing of the sort pal. There are likely implications for the players career who I'm sure also didn't want it filmed, which are potentially far more serious than her sole concern which appears to be her 'ability to move in that upper circle' bollocks.

If you want shit to stay private, do it in fucking private then this can't happen!


I wonder if that was the philosophy Ryan Giggs subscribed to ??

Re: Man Utd probe sordid sex tape claims

PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 9:38 pm
by Beefymcfc
Mase wrote:
Ted Hughes wrote:Martin Edwards will be fucking gutted he missed this.


I actually think Neville Neville was probably the one who did the filming.

Could be as the Neville family don't do mushrooms!

Re: Man Utd probe sordid sex tape claims

PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 9:59 pm
by Mikhail Chigorin
Beefymcfc wrote:
Mase wrote:
Ted Hughes wrote:Martin Edwards will be fucking gutted he missed this.


I actually think Neville Neville was probably the one who did the filming.

Could be as the Neville family don't do mushrooms!


Is that because there wasn't mushroom in the toilet cubicle ??

Re: Man Utd probe sordid sex tape claims

PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 10:09 pm
by Nigels Tackle
Mikhail Chigorin wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:
Mase wrote:
Ted Hughes wrote:Martin Edwards will be fucking gutted he missed this.


I actually think Neville Neville was probably the one who did the filming.

Could be as the Neville family don't do mushrooms!


Is that because there wasn't mushroom in the toilet cubicle ??


it was at a festival last summer - the toilet was a portobelloo...

Re: Man Utd probe sordid sex tape claims

PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2015 9:19 am
by Goaters 103
Im_Spartacus wrote:That is the biggest load of fucking shit I've ever read.

Dirty slag, upset about her reputation. Well here's a fucking idea, don't suck blokes cocks in public toilets

Fucking morons


This.

Same things Richards and Miller got up to so we are hardly the ones to point the finger here are we?

Re: Man Utd probe sordid sex tape claims

PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2015 10:04 am
by Ted Hughes
Goaters 103 wrote:
Im_Spartacus wrote:That is the biggest load of fucking shit I've ever read.

Dirty slag, upset about her reputation. Well here's a fucking idea, don't suck blokes cocks in public toilets

Fucking morons


This.

Same things Richards and Miller got up to so we are hardly the ones to point the finger here are we?


I don't remember us being all for it when they did it tbf.

And I don't think Miller lasted much longer, & Micah's 'attitude' was questioned for a long time afterwards.

Re: Man Utd probe sordid sex tape claims

PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2015 10:20 am
by Slim
I don't think it's possible for me to give less of a fuck about this, true or not.