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Re: fao herb

Postby Sister of fu » Fri Mar 20, 2015 11:43 am

carl_feedthegoat wrote:
Mase wrote:Also, to stop yourself getting banned it's probably better to ask someone to meet up for a "pint" in future.


I remember waiting behind the orange skip in Monterrey airport, Mexico, for Mancio4ever who wanted to "meet up with me".......I told him I was a 5 star general that once hurt a stone and my biceps scared the shit out of Popeye.
I remember being very disappointed he never turned up , especially as I was in a cunt of a mood due to losing in the casino.

Anyway , where were we ???


He said he would have preferred meeting you on the promenade in Skegness....
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Re: fao herb

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Fri Mar 20, 2015 11:54 am

Sister of fu wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:
Mase wrote:Also, to stop yourself getting banned it's probably better to ask someone to meet up for a "pint" in future.


I remember waiting behind the orange skip in Monterrey airport, Mexico, for Mancio4ever who wanted to "meet up with me".......I told him I was a 5 star general that once hurt a stone and my biceps scared the shit out of Popeye.
I remember being very disappointed he never turned up , especially as I was in a cunt of a mood due to losing in the casino.

Anyway , where were we ???


He said he would have preferred meeting you on the promenade in Skegness....


We could of had some jellied eels after the bout.
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Re: fao herb

Postby Crossie » Fri Mar 20, 2015 12:12 pm

I think I could have saved about 9 of them. A couple were good - what you'd expect.

If he makes great saves, then distributes it straight back to the opposition, his role becomes self-serving. Its no good for our players to survive an onslaught, only for it to happen again 5 seconds later, must be fucking annoying.

There are other areas that we need to address but he keeper issue needs looking at sooner or later. I've been behind Hart most of his career, he's a very good keeper but his distribution is fucking awful. He isn't world class. Typical English player, becomes the best in England and thinks that makes him the best in the world. He's far from it.

If he ever kicks a dead ball out of play again he needs dropping. Its not forgiveable.
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Re: fao herb

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Fri Mar 20, 2015 12:16 pm

Crossie wrote:I think I could have saved about 9 of them. A couple were good - what you'd expect.

If he makes great saves, then distributes it straight back to the opposition, his role becomes self-serving. Its no good for our players to survive an onslaught, only for it to happen again 5 seconds later, must be fucking annoying.

There are other areas that we need to address but he keeper issue needs looking at sooner or later. I've been behind Hart most of his career, he's a very good keeper but his distribution is fucking awful. He isn't world class. Typical English player, becomes the best in England and thinks that makes him the best in the world. He's far from it.

If he ever kicks a dead ball out of play again he needs dropping. Its not forgiveable.


I saw De Gea kick it out of play twice for the Rags against Spurs, is that forgiveable?

What have you got to back up that statement that Hart thinks he's the best in the world?
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Re: fao herb

Postby Nick » Fri Mar 20, 2015 12:16 pm

carl_feedthegoat wrote:
Herb wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:
Herb wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:fuck off you cunt

#teamhart



Ha ha ha, what amazing bravery. Let's see if you have anything to back it up shall we?
PM me me for a meet outside the ground on Saturday and I'll see if you have the courage to say what you're brave enough to write from behind your keyboard.
I strongly suspect that you're all piss and wind - but you're at liberty to try to put me right on that.

Oh, and yes, Joe Hart had a great game, truly outstanding on the day (except for his usual shite distribution) and if he could learn how to distribute and also put on a keeping display like that in 3 out of 4 games, rather than in 1 game in every 10 or more, then he'd be good enough wouldn't he?


Did you high five everyone around you at the final whistle and get the round in ?


I'm not even sure what you mean by that Carl, but if you mean to suggest that I'm anything other than a fully fledged season card holding loyal lifelong Manchester City fan then you're wide of the mark. If you mean something else then you're probably quite right but I'm not sure what you mean so can't say for sure.


Your responses to fans that go ape shit after an embarrassing defeat tells me your one of them fans who tut tuts..and that's as far as you go.
Fair enough to you, if by calmly shaking your head and a shrug of the shoulders works for you, but Id strongly recommend you accept cunts like me that go fuckign aspeshit when we:
A: Lose
B: Get embarrassed
C:slag all and sundry on a match day thread on a City forum.

Nothing worse than listening to some fan whining about how we should all stop whining, as back in the day we were really shit.

That annoys me just as much as the fuckign embarrassing defeat.

Anyway , get back to arranging a meet with the number cruncher, Id like to know how you both get on.


Agree with Carl - can't remember what embarrassing game it was where Kolorov basically handed his transfer request in (Was it the Burnley Draw?) I was slagging him off and some absolute bell end (with a posh or southern accent) tried to pipe in en route to Mary's trying to defend him and that 'ah well', its not division 2 is it - like he had to justify that he wasn't a tourite as he looked and spoke like one. Wanted to ..... the idiot the mood I was in.
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Re: fao herb

Postby Nick » Fri Mar 20, 2015 12:20 pm

Although don't agree with Carl on Hart - I don't think there is any crusade against Hart; I always thought the opposite.

All my mates and lads I sit with think I'm the only person in the world that dares give Hart any criticism.

Its a relief that this season more people seem to be seeing what I've been saying for a few years.

Part of my 'dislike' of him is it seems like he has a bad attitude that stops him from improving and being the best he can be.

Re: nobody being there for short passes - that's a joke. Time and time again a defender has always come short and want the quick pass and Hart tells them to do one, takes 10 minutes, and then boots it out of play. I think the defenders just expect this now.
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Re: fao herb

Postby Crossie » Fri Mar 20, 2015 12:29 pm

Nick wrote:Although don't agree with Carl on Hart - I don't think there is any crusade against Hart; I always thought the opposite.

All my mates and lads I sit with think I'm the only person in the world that dares give Hart any criticism.

Its a relief that this season more people seem to be seeing what I've been saying for a few years.

Part of my 'dislike' of him is it seems like he has a bad attitude that stops him from improving and being the best he can be.

Re: nobody being there for short passes - that's a joke. Time and time again a defender has always come short and want the quick pass and Hart tells them to do one, takes 10 minutes, and then boots it out of play. I think the defenders just expect this now.


Careful Nick, you will now be asked to prove exactly why Hart has a bad attitude. If he hasn't told you himself, you'll have to remove your comment lol.

Foreverinwetdreams - I'm far from the only one who see's Harts arrogance, yes its something a keeper needs but he also needs to understand his own ability and as Nick says, he gives the impression of thinking he is unbeatable, he is far from it.

Yes De Gea kicking it out twice is not forgiveable either. Its fucking pathetic that a player on £100k a week cannot kick a dead ball accurately.
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Re: fao herb

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Fri Mar 20, 2015 12:33 pm

Did either of you bother to read this article I posted earlier in this thread?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/footba ... 0147/.html
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Re: fao herb

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Fri Mar 20, 2015 12:34 pm

Maybe I should post the one from The Fail yesterday where the arrogant cunt talks about going to see a psychologist to help him.
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Re: fao herb

Postby Nigels Tackle » Fri Mar 20, 2015 12:44 pm

Crossie wrote:
Nick wrote:Although don't agree with Carl on Hart - I don't think there is any crusade against Hart; I always thought the opposite.

All my mates and lads I sit with think I'm the only person in the world that dares give Hart any criticism.

Its a relief that this season more people seem to be seeing what I've been saying for a few years.

Part of my 'dislike' of him is it seems like he has a bad attitude that stops him from improving and being the best he can be.

Re: nobody being there for short passes - that's a joke. Time and time again a defender has always come short and want the quick pass and Hart tells them to do one, takes 10 minutes, and then boots it out of play. I think the defenders just expect this now.


Careful Nick, you will now be asked to prove exactly why Hart has a bad attitude. If he hasn't told you himself, you'll have to remove your comment lol.

Foreverinwetdreams - I'm far from the only one who see's Harts arrogance, yes its something a keeper needs but he also needs to understand his own ability and as Nick says, he gives the impression of thinking he is unbeatable, he is far from it.

Yes De Gea kicking it out twice is not forgiveable either. Its fucking pathetic that a player on £100k a week cannot kick a dead ball accurately.


what about players earning more than that that can't take corners?!
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Re: fao herb

Postby Nick » Fri Mar 20, 2015 12:45 pm

Foreverinbluedreams wrote:Did either of you bother to read this article I posted earlier in this thread?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/footba ... 0147/.html


Skimmed the article but because he cares about helping the homeless on his 100k a week plus means he has a good footballing attitude?

My evidence is:

1) slagging city off while on loan at Birmingham; saying he would stay their full time as he is getting game time (Despite the future promise the club had and the form of Given).
2) The way Shay Given was dropped and treated by Mancini in order to appease Hart.
3) Panti getting us to an FA cup final without conceding (at all?), getting dropped and Hart conceding a goal. Although we don't know the situation and who to blame for that one...
4) The fact that he seemed to be a better player a few years ago and went backwards 2 years ago. Obvious flaws in his game e.g. rushing out to be involved, poor kicking, obvious star fish not being rectified.
5) laughing and joking with opponents everytime they embarrass us, sitting with the rags at the X factor after RVP beat us in added time, stretching out Rooney's cramp - but hey that's me - Maybe I'm odd that I think we need warrior like attitude of that Zaba. Its odd because sometimes Hart does show this in games. I wouldn't be scared to play against Hart if he was kissing arse to me and my team every week. Did Schmichel earn his rep by doing this?
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Re: fao herb

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Fri Mar 20, 2015 12:50 pm

Nick wrote:
Foreverinbluedreams wrote:Did either of you bother to read this article I posted earlier in this thread?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/footba ... 0147/.html


Skimmed the article but because he cares about helping the homeless on his 100k a week plus means he has a good footballing attitude?

My evidence is:

1) slagging city off while on loan at Birmingham; saying he would stay their full time as he is getting game time (Despite the future promise the club had and the form of Given).
2) The way Shay Given was dropped and treated by Mancini in order to appease Hart.
3) Panti getting us to an FA cup final without conceding (at all?), getting dropped and Hart conceding a goal. Although we don't know the situation and who to blame for that one...
4) The fact that he seemed to be a better player a few years ago and went backwards 2 years ago. Obvious flaws in his game e.g. rushing out to be involved, poor kicking, obvious star fish not being rectified.
5) laughing and joking with opponents everytime they embarrass us, sitting with the rags at the X factor after RVP beat us in added time, stretching out Rooney's cramp - but hey that's me - Maybe I'm odd that I think we need warrior like attitude of that Zaba. Its odd because sometimes Hart does show this in games. I wouldn't be scared to play against Hart if he was kissing arse to me and my team every week. Did Schmichel earn his rep by doing this?


Skimmed the article eh? It has nothing got to do with him attending the homeless thing, he was probably obliged to do that.

If you actually read what he has to fucking say you will see that the guy is humble and always looking to improve.

As for your evidence, I near wet myself laughing at some of it. Don't give up the day job.
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Re: fao herb

Postby Sideshow Bob » Fri Mar 20, 2015 1:06 pm

Foreverinbluedreams wrote:If you actually read what he has to fucking say you will see that the guy is humble and always looking to improve.


then why has he gone backwards?
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Re: fao herb

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Fri Mar 20, 2015 1:13 pm

Sideshow Bob wrote:
Foreverinbluedreams wrote:If you actually read what he has to fucking say you will see that the guy is humble and always looking to improve.


then why has he gone backwards?


Has he?

He had a dip in form last season and has recovered from it, most players have dips in form at some stage, don't they?
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Re: fao herb

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Fri Mar 20, 2015 1:15 pm

Nick wrote:Although don't agree with Carl on Hart - I don't think there is any crusade against Hart; I always thought the opposite.

All my mates and lads I sit with think I'm the only person in the world that dares give Hart any criticism.

Its a relief that this season more people seem to be seeing what I've been saying for a few years.

Part of my 'dislike' of him is it seems like he has a bad attitude that stops him from improving and being the best he can be.

Re: nobody being there for short passes - that's a joke. Time and time again a defender has always come short and want the quick pass and Hart tells them to do one, takes 10 minutes, and then boots it out of play. I think the defenders just expect this now.


I think you will find that it was tongue in cheek , I have slagged Hart off every other week due to his inept performances and goal kicking.
Fair play to him the other day as he played a blinder in the shot stopping department(I think this point has been made numerous times)......his distribution and goal kicking was normal for him......fucking shit.

Also , when you get beat the last thing you want to see any player doing is walking around the pitch with a huge beaming smile on their faces and going around and doing high fives with them (Not quite, but fuck me !! near enough ).
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Re: fao herb

Postby Sideshow Bob » Fri Mar 20, 2015 1:15 pm

Foreverinbluedreams wrote:
Sideshow Bob wrote:
Foreverinbluedreams wrote:If you actually read what he has to fucking say you will see that the guy is humble and always looking to improve.


then why has he gone backwards?


Has he?

He had a dip in form last season and has recovered from it, most players have dips in form at some stage, don't they?


ok. but even if you consider that a "dip", can you honestly say he's improved since he joined us? if not, why not?
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Re: fao herb

Postby Sister of fu » Fri Mar 20, 2015 1:46 pm

Foreverinbluedreams wrote:
Sideshow Bob wrote:
Foreverinbluedreams wrote:If you actually read what he has to fucking say you will see that the guy is humble and always looking to improve.


then why has he gone backwards?


Has he?

He had a dip in form last season and has recovered from it, most players have dips in form at some stage, don't they?



Vinny is having a dip and the knee jerkers are telling us his career is over and he must be sold. I wonder if he will recover?
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Re: fao herb

Postby Hazy2 » Fri Mar 20, 2015 1:55 pm

Sister of fu wrote:
Foreverinbluedreams wrote:
Sideshow Bob wrote:
Foreverinbluedreams wrote:If you actually read what he has to fucking say you will see that the guy is humble and always looking to improve.


then why has he gone backwards?


Has he?

He had a dip in form last season and has recovered from it, most players have dips in form at some stage, don't they?



Vinny is having a dip and the knee jerkers are telling us his career is over and he must be sold. I wonder if he will recover?


Dip, he is on a cross channel swim ! but yes he gets a pass again and again.
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Re: fao herb

Postby Sister of fu » Fri Mar 20, 2015 1:55 pm

carl_feedthegoat wrote:
Nick wrote:Although don't agree with Carl on Hart - I don't think there is any crusade against Hart; I always thought the opposite.

All my mates and lads I sit with think I'm the only person in the world that dares give Hart any criticism.

Its a relief that this season more people seem to be seeing what I've been saying for a few years.

Part of my 'dislike' of him is it seems like he has a bad attitude that stops him from improving and being the best he can be.

Re: nobody being there for short passes - that's a joke. Time and time again a defender has always come short and want the quick pass and Hart tells them to do one, takes 10 minutes, and then boots it out of play. I think the defenders just expect this now.


I think you will find that it was tongue in cheek , I have slagged Hart off every other week due to his inept performances and goal kicking.
Fair play to him the other day as he played a blinder in the shot stopping department(I think this point has been made numerous times)......his distribution and goal kicking was normal for him......fucking shit.

Also , when you get beat the last thing you want to see any player doing is walking around the pitch with a huge beaming smile on their faces and going around and doing high fives with them (Not quite, but fuck me !! near enough ).



I was saying this to my brother the other day about how pally they all are and it gets on my tits. People slagged Gary Neville off for the way he was with Schmeichel in the tunnel before the last Maine Road derby but he was spot on. Proper steely faced and not fucking high fiving and doing the gangster style hugging they all seem so to be into. I understand that people are mates and stuff but leave it until after the game. Tunnel cam is the worst thing for showing how they are all bum chums.
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Re: fao herb

Postby Herb » Fri Mar 20, 2015 1:57 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:
Herb wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:
Herb wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:fuck off you cunt

#teamhart



Ha ha ha, what amazing bravery. Let's see if you have anything to back it up shall we?
PM me me for a meet outside the ground on Saturday and I'll see if you have the courage to say what you're brave enough to write from behind your keyboard.
I strongly suspect that you're all piss and wind - but you're at liberty to try to put me right on that.

Oh, and yes, Joe Hart had a great game, truly outstanding on the day (except for his usual shite distribution) and if he could learn how to distribute and also put on a keeping display like that in 3 out of 4 games, rather than in 1 game in every 10 or more, then he'd be good enough wouldn't he?


Did you high five everyone around you at the final whistle and get the round in ?


I'm not even sure what you mean by that Carl, but if you mean to suggest that I'm anything other than a fully fledged season card holding loyal lifelong Manchester City fan then you're wide of the mark. If you mean something else then you're probably quite right but I'm not sure what you mean so can't say for sure.

How strange, I always thought you were in America!!!


That what 'nigel tackle' thought or he wouldn't have been so incredibly brave as to hide behind his keyboard and open a thread dedicated to calling me a cunt.
I always hold that laying out differing opinions is one of the key purposes of a forum but if you're going to make a personal attack on an fellow supporter then you should have the balls to do it personally and in a place where it can be toe to toe and you can't rely on the dibble coming to your assistance.
Anyone who ever wanted to have a pop at me on a personal level could always drop me a personal missive and set up a meet for a 'chat on a hot topic' if they were minded in that direction but the limp-cock of a bottle merchant who started this thread didn't have the self respect to do that and he's made himself a laughing stock.
If we had De Gea and the rags had Hart, we'd be top with a 9 point lead and they'd be in 12th place - that's the difference between a 'good' keeper and a 'top class' keeper - 12 places - think about it.
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