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Re: fao herb

Postby City64 » Thu Mar 19, 2015 8:21 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:Sue 'Fucking' Perb, that's what he was last night.

I know you're all complaining about his distribution but think about this. What if he's kicking it to our player but our player just isn't there?

Pretty sure Joe Hart,s pass completion was better than Yaya,s and Nasri,s last night Beefy ;-)
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Re: fao herb

Postby Beefymcfc » Thu Mar 19, 2015 8:26 pm

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Beefymcfc wrote:Sue 'Fucking' Perb, that's what he was last night.

I know you're all complaining about his distribution but think about this. What if he's kicking it to our player but our player just isn't there?

Pretty sure Joe Hart,s pass completion was better than Yaya,s and Nasri,s last night Beefy ;-)

And Lampard's, I don't think he had a kick!
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Re: fao herb

Postby City64 » Thu Mar 19, 2015 8:28 pm

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Beefymcfc wrote:Sue 'Fucking' Perb, that's what he was last night.

I know you're all complaining about his distribution but think about this. What if he's kicking it to our player but our player just isn't there?

Pretty sure Joe Hart,s pass completion was better than Yaya,s and Nasri,s last night Beefy ;-)

And Lampard's, I don't think he had a kick!

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Re: fao herb

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Thu Mar 19, 2015 8:39 pm

Herb wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:fuck off you cunt

#teamhart



Ha ha ha, what amazing bravery. Let's see if you have anything to back it up shall we?
PM me me for a meet outside the ground on Saturday and I'll see if you have the courage to say what you're brave enough to write from behind your keyboard.
I strongly suspect that you're all piss and wind - but you're at liberty to try to put me right on that.

Oh, and yes, Joe Hart had a great game, truly outstanding on the day (except for his usual shite distribution) and if he could learn how to distribute and also put on a keeping display like that in 3 out of 4 games, rather than in 1 game in every 10 or more, then he'd be good enough wouldn't he?


Did you high five everyone around you at the final whistle and get the round in ?
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Re: fao herb

Postby Hazy2 » Thu Mar 19, 2015 8:46 pm

carl_feedthegoat wrote:
Herb wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:fuck off you cunt

#teamhart



Ha ha ha, what amazing bravery. Let's see if you have anything to back it up shall we?
PM me me for a meet outside the ground on Saturday and I'll see if you have the courage to say what you're brave enough to write from behind your keyboard.
I strongly suspect that you're all piss and wind - but you're at liberty to try to put me right on that.

Oh, and yes, Joe Hart had a great game, truly outstanding on the day (except for his usual shite distribution) and if he could learn how to distribute and also put on a keeping display like that in 3 out of 4 games, rather than in 1 game in every 10 or more, then he'd be good enough wouldn't he?


Did you high five everyone around you at the final whistle and get the round in ?


If hart has to play like that again this season, we are gearing up for North West Counties Herb.....
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Re: fao herb

Postby freshie » Thu Mar 19, 2015 9:14 pm

zuricity wrote:
City64 wrote:Joe as good as Neuer tonight , absolute class performance against the very best .


Imo, that is not correct. Hart was poor tonight .That the Barca players shot at him is to his advantage. He really was average tonight.


Haha, you'll have to try harder
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Re: fao herb

Postby Herb » Thu Mar 19, 2015 9:20 pm

carl_feedthegoat wrote:
Herb wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:fuck off you cunt

#teamhart



Ha ha ha, what amazing bravery. Let's see if you have anything to back it up shall we?
PM me me for a meet outside the ground on Saturday and I'll see if you have the courage to say what you're brave enough to write from behind your keyboard.
I strongly suspect that you're all piss and wind - but you're at liberty to try to put me right on that.

Oh, and yes, Joe Hart had a great game, truly outstanding on the day (except for his usual shite distribution) and if he could learn how to distribute and also put on a keeping display like that in 3 out of 4 games, rather than in 1 game in every 10 or more, then he'd be good enough wouldn't he?


Did you high five everyone around you at the final whistle and get the round in ?


I'm not even sure what you mean by that Carl, but if you mean to suggest that I'm anything other than a fully fledged season card holding loyal lifelong Manchester City fan then you're wide of the mark. If you mean something else then you're probably quite right but I'm not sure what you mean so can't say for sure.
If we had De Gea and the rags had Hart, we'd be top with a 9 point lead and they'd be in 12th place - that's the difference between a 'good' keeper and a 'top class' keeper - 12 places - think about it.
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Re: fao herb

Postby Beefymcfc » Thu Mar 19, 2015 9:23 pm

Herb wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:
Herb wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:fuck off you cunt

#teamhart



Ha ha ha, what amazing bravery. Let's see if you have anything to back it up shall we?
PM me me for a meet outside the ground on Saturday and I'll see if you have the courage to say what you're brave enough to write from behind your keyboard.
I strongly suspect that you're all piss and wind - but you're at liberty to try to put me right on that.

Oh, and yes, Joe Hart had a great game, truly outstanding on the day (except for his usual shite distribution) and if he could learn how to distribute and also put on a keeping display like that in 3 out of 4 games, rather than in 1 game in every 10 or more, then he'd be good enough wouldn't he?


Did you high five everyone around you at the final whistle and get the round in ?


I'm not even sure what you mean by that Carl, but if you mean to suggest that I'm anything other than a fully fledged season card holding loyal lifelong Manchester City fan then you're wide of the mark. If you mean something else then you're probably quite right but I'm not sure what you mean so can't say for sure.

How strange, I always thought you were in America!!!
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Re: fao herb

Postby Blue Since 76 » Thu Mar 19, 2015 9:55 pm

Hart's kicking is, er, not the strongest part of his game. But I sit in the family stand, so for half of each game I get a similar view to him and I'm not sure what he's supposed to do.

Last season when Pants took his place, he immediately had defenders either side of the penalty area for every goal kick. As a result he just rolled it to one of them and they did the rest. Hart came back and suddently the defenders disappear. A lot of teams have also learned to push up on the centre backs to force him to go long. Options are therefore Nasri, Silva and Aguero, maybe Dzeko who never wins a header with his back to goal & Yaya who just never wins a header. Trying to pass it to the feet of a small player 60yds away and surrounded would be quite impressive.
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Re: fao herb

Postby Beefymcfc » Thu Mar 19, 2015 10:03 pm

Blue Since 76 wrote:Hart's kicking is, er, not the strongest part of his game. But I sit in the family stand, so for half of each game I get a similar view to him and I'm not sure what he's supposed to do.

Last season when Pants took his place, he immediately had defenders either side of the penalty area for every goal kick. As a result he just rolled it to one of them and they did the rest. Hart came back and suddently the defenders disappear. A lot of teams have also learned to push up on the centre backs to force him to go long. Options are therefore Nasri, Silva and Aguero, maybe Dzeko who never wins a header with his back to goal & Yaya who just never wins a header. Trying to pass it to the feet of a small player 60yds away and surrounded would be quite impressive.

Interesting. Is that Hart's decision or the manager's?

Under Mancini it looked like he always had to give the short pass, play it from the back; it seemed to be the order, yet he now has the say on how we play?
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Re: fao herb

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Thu Mar 19, 2015 10:19 pm

Herb wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:
Herb wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:fuck off you cunt

#teamhart



Ha ha ha, what amazing bravery. Let's see if you have anything to back it up shall we?
PM me me for a meet outside the ground on Saturday and I'll see if you have the courage to say what you're brave enough to write from behind your keyboard.
I strongly suspect that you're all piss and wind - but you're at liberty to try to put me right on that.

Oh, and yes, Joe Hart had a great game, truly outstanding on the day (except for his usual shite distribution) and if he could learn how to distribute and also put on a keeping display like that in 3 out of 4 games, rather than in 1 game in every 10 or more, then he'd be good enough wouldn't he?


Did you high five everyone around you at the final whistle and get the round in ?


I'm not even sure what you mean by that Carl, but if you mean to suggest that I'm anything other than a fully fledged season card holding loyal lifelong Manchester City fan then you're wide of the mark. If you mean something else then you're probably quite right but I'm not sure what you mean so can't say for sure.


Your responses to fans that go ape shit after an embarrassing defeat tells me your one of them fans who tut tuts..and that's as far as you go.
Fair enough to you, if by calmly shaking your head and a shrug of the shoulders works for you, but Id strongly recommend you accept cunts like me that go fuckign aspeshit when we:
A: Lose
B: Get embarrassed
C:slag all and sundry on a match day thread on a City forum.

Nothing worse than listening to some fan whining about how we should all stop whining, as back in the day we were really shit.

That annoys me just as much as the fuckign embarrassing defeat.

Anyway , get back to arranging a meet with the number cruncher, Id like to know how you both get on.
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Re: fao herb

Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Thu Mar 19, 2015 11:22 pm

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Beefymcfc wrote:I know you're all complaining about his distribution but think about this. What if he's kicking it to our player but our player just isn't there?

Hardly surprising Beefy, our players are not supposed to be sat in the stands.

What you talking about, I only remember one of them hitting the bye-line. However, I was thinking more of the 'Invisible Man' ;-)

Christ, one his clearances landed on my lap in the living room.
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Re: fao herb

Postby Slim » Fri Mar 20, 2015 12:43 am

iwasthere2012 wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:This crusade against Hart is ridiculous.

I agree. A crusade against any City player is ridiculous.......
That doesn't mean some don't need replacing.


I'll put my armour away, packing the horse away is a pain though...can we be fucking sure next time we call for a crusade, not going through that again.
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Re: fao herb

Postby DoomMerchant » Fri Mar 20, 2015 2:49 am

Slim wrote:
iwasthere2012 wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:This crusade against Hart is ridiculous.

I agree. A crusade against any City player is ridiculous.......
That doesn't mean some don't need replacing.


I'll put my armour away, packing the horse away is a pain though...can we be fucking sure next time we call for a crusade, not going through that again.


how did one shit when ensconced in one's suit of armour?

i could google that, but....

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Re: fao herb

Postby Nigels Tackle » Fri Mar 20, 2015 7:22 am

Herb wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:fuck off you cunt

#teamhart



Ha ha ha, what amazing bravery. Let's see if you have anything to back it up shall we?
PM me me for a meet outside the ground on Saturday and I'll see if you have the courage to say what you're brave enough to write from behind your keyboard.
I strongly suspect that you're all piss and wind - but you're at liberty to try to put me right on that.

Oh, and yes, Joe Hart had a great game, truly outstanding on the day (except for his usual shite distribution) and if he could learn how to distribute and also put on a keeping display like that in 3 out of 4 games, rather than in 1 game in every 10 or more, then he'd be good enough wouldn't he?


i'll let you know the next time that i'm up at the etihad
doesn't happen often these days but i'll be sure to get in touch before i do
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Re: fao herb

Postby Mase » Fri Mar 20, 2015 7:33 am

Nigels Tackle wrote:
Herb wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:fuck off you cunt

#teamhart



Ha ha ha, what amazing bravery. Let's see if you have anything to back it up shall we?
PM me me for a meet outside the ground on Saturday and I'll see if you have the courage to say what you're brave enough to write from behind your keyboard.
I strongly suspect that you're all piss and wind - but you're at liberty to try to put me right on that.

Oh, and yes, Joe Hart had a great game, truly outstanding on the day (except for his usual shite distribution) and if he could learn how to distribute and also put on a keeping display like that in 3 out of 4 games, rather than in 1 game in every 10 or more, then he'd be good enough wouldn't he?


i'll let you know the next time that i'm up at the etihad
doesn't happen often these days but i'll be sure to get in touch before i do
xx


Can you both let the board know as well as I wouldn't mind watching this.
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Re: fao herb

Postby Mase » Fri Mar 20, 2015 7:37 am

Also, to stop yourself getting banned it's probably better to ask someone to meet up for a "pint" in future.
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Re: fao herb

Postby iwasthere2012 » Fri Mar 20, 2015 8:53 am

Mase wrote:Also, to stop yourself getting banned it's probably better to ask someone to meet up for a "pint" in future.

Pints behind the bike shed.
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Re: fao herb

Postby iwasthere2012 » Fri Mar 20, 2015 8:56 am

DoomMerchant wrote:
Slim wrote:
iwasthere2012 wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:This crusade against Hart is ridiculous.

I agree. A crusade against any City player is ridiculous.......
That doesn't mean some don't need replacing.


I'll put my armour away, packing the horse away is a pain though...can we be fucking sure next time we call for a crusade, not going through that again.


how did one shit when ensconced in one's suit of armour?

i could google that, but....

cheers

Cat flap.....their original use.

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Re: fao herb

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Fri Mar 20, 2015 11:35 am

Mase wrote:Also, to stop yourself getting banned it's probably better to ask someone to meet up for a "pint" in future.


I remember waiting behind the orange skip in Monterrey airport, Mexico, for Mancio4ever who wanted to "meet up with me".......I told him I was a 5 star general that once hurt a stone and my biceps scared the shit out of Popeye.
I remember being very disappointed he never turned up , especially as I was in a cunt of a mood due to losing in the casino.

Anyway , where were we ???
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