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Re: fao herb

Postby City64 » Sun Mar 22, 2015 9:13 am

I'm Joe Hart apparently Sis ;-) x
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Re: fao herb

Postby Mase » Sun Mar 22, 2015 9:28 am

I honestly don't think Herb has got it in him...

PS. I've just got a ticket for Palace because of this. So you two better not pussy out now!!
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Re: fao herb

Postby Herb » Sun Mar 22, 2015 10:42 am

Mase wrote:I honestly don't think Herb has got it in him...

PS. I've just got a ticket for Palace because of this. So you two better not pussy out now!!


You'll never have opportunity to find out because Nigel's Tickle has studiously avoided making the personal arrangements that he was invited to propose following his getting over excited at Hart's once a season good display. Seems that his 'cunt' calling is a matter of deep regret and many hours on the toilet in nervous evacuation.
He's typical of the kind of cowards who shun the real world for a life a bravery behind the keyboard and then lock the doors when they find that they're called out to back up their verbal attacks.
If we had De Gea and the rags had Hart, we'd be top with a 9 point lead and they'd be in 12th place - that's the difference between a 'good' keeper and a 'top class' keeper - 12 places - think about it.
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Re: fao herb

Postby Ted Hughes » Sun Mar 22, 2015 11:01 am

Herb wrote:
Mase wrote:I honestly don't think Herb has got it in him...

PS. I've just got a ticket for Palace because of this. So you two better not pussy out now!!


You'll never have opportunity to find out because Nigel's Tickle has studiously avoided making the personal arrangements that he was invited to propose following his getting over excited at Hart's once a season good display. Seems that his 'cunt' calling is a matter of deep regret and many hours on the toilet in nervous evacuation.
He's typical of the kind of cowards who shun the real world for a life a bravery behind the keyboard and then lock the doors when they find that they're called out to back up their verbal attacks.


It's a football forum, not the Ukrainian parliament. Calm down.

If everybody who is a cunt on here had a fight , there would be nobody left standing.
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Re: fao herb

Postby DoomMerchant » Sun Mar 22, 2015 12:00 pm

Ted Hughes wrote:
Herb wrote:
Mase wrote:I honestly don't think Herb has got it in him...

PS. I've just got a ticket for Palace because of this. So you two better not pussy out now!!


You'll never have opportunity to find out because Nigel's Tickle has studiously avoided making the personal arrangements that he was invited to propose following his getting over excited at Hart's once a season good display. Seems that his 'cunt' calling is a matter of deep regret and many hours on the toilet in nervous evacuation.
He's typical of the kind of cowards who shun the real world for a life a bravery behind the keyboard and then lock the doors when they find that they're called out to back up their verbal attacks.


It's a football forum, not the Ukrainian parliament. Calm down.

If everybody who is a cunt on here had a fight , there would be nobody left standing.


Imagine Phips whipping ODs ass. Or Verho opening a can of whoopass on me many years ago. And everyone and their mother beating Slim's ass, crashing his drapes in the process.

This place would be amazing for a "Celebrity Knock Out" kind of thing.

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Re: fao herb

Postby Herb » Sun Mar 22, 2015 12:19 pm

Ted Hughes wrote:
Herb wrote:
Mase wrote:I honestly don't think Herb has got it in him...

PS. I've just got a ticket for Palace because of this. So you two better not pussy out now!!


You'll never have opportunity to find out because Nigel's Tickle has studiously avoided making the personal arrangements that he was invited to propose following his getting over excited at Hart's once a season good display. Seems that his 'cunt' calling is a matter of deep regret and many hours on the toilet in nervous evacuation.
He's typical of the kind of cowards who shun the real world for a life a bravery behind the keyboard and then lock the doors when they find that they're called out to back up their verbal attacks.


It's a football forum, not the Ukrainian parliament. Calm down.

If everybody who is a cunt on here had a fight , there would be nobody left standing.


I accept that Ted but my particular grievance is that a limp-dick took the trouble to open a thread specifically to call me a cunt - that's not like disagreeing and having an heated exchange on a debatable subject, that's an unprovoked sniper attack from a shit-bag hid in the bushes. It's a cowards tactic and he deserves all the humiliation being heaped on him for being the bed-wetter that he is.

Having said that, and upon due consideration, you're still right - this most definitely isn't the Ukrainian parliament.
If we had De Gea and the rags had Hart, we'd be top with a 9 point lead and they'd be in 12th place - that's the difference between a 'good' keeper and a 'top class' keeper - 12 places - think about it.
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Re: fao herb

Postby Ted Hughes » Sun Mar 22, 2015 12:21 pm

DoomMerchant wrote:
Ted Hughes wrote:
Herb wrote:
Mase wrote:I honestly don't think Herb has got it in him...

PS. I've just got a ticket for Palace because of this. So you two better not pussy out now!!


You'll never have opportunity to find out because Nigel's Tickle has studiously avoided making the personal arrangements that he was invited to propose following his getting over excited at Hart's once a season good display. Seems that his 'cunt' calling is a matter of deep regret and many hours on the toilet in nervous evacuation.
He's typical of the kind of cowards who shun the real world for a life a bravery behind the keyboard and then lock the doors when they find that they're called out to back up their verbal attacks.


It's a football forum, not the Ukrainian parliament. Calm down.

If everybody who is a cunt on here had a fight , there would be nobody left standing.


Imagine Phips whipping ODs ass. Or Verho opening a can of whoopass on me many years ago. And everyone and their mother beating Slim's ass, crashing his drapes in the process.

This place would be amazing for a "Celebrity Knock Out" kind of thing.

Cheers


I'd like a ticket for the Crustacean Conflict, between Soccs & Mancio.
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Re: fao herb

Postby Herb » Sun Mar 22, 2015 12:21 pm

City64 wrote:I'm Joe Hart apparently Sis ;-) x


Yeah, you WISH . . Now go wipe up the mess and change your nappy.
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Re: fao herb

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Sun Mar 22, 2015 2:20 pm

The last fight my family tree lost a fight was 14 October 1066...since then, all peasants have been swatted aside.
I'm still gutted Mancio4eva never made it to our "meet"..Id fuckign trained heavily for that bout.
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Re: fao herb

Postby mr_nool » Sun Mar 22, 2015 2:23 pm

carl_feedthegoat wrote:The last fight my family tree lost a fight was 14 October 1066...since then, all peasants have been swatted aside.
I'm still gutted Mancio4eva never made it to our "meet"..Id fuckign trained heavily for that bout.


Not counting your battle with the English language then?

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Re: fao herb

Postby Beefymcfc » Sun Mar 22, 2015 2:27 pm

I'd take you all, pussies!
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Re: fao herb

Postby Ted Hughes » Sun Mar 22, 2015 2:31 pm

carl_feedthegoat wrote:The last fight my family tree lost a fight was 14 October 1066...since then, all peasants have been swatted aside.
I'm still gutted Mancio4eva never made it to our "meet"..Id fuckign trained heavily for that bout.


He will have followed you home.

Just waiting for his moment. Probably installed cameras.

One day you'll have a glass of wine, fall asleep, then wake up tied to a chair bollock naked...
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Re: fao herb

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Sun Mar 22, 2015 2:35 pm

mr_nool wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:The last fight my family tree lost a fight was 14 October 1066...since then, all peasants have been swatted aside.
I'm still gutted Mancio4eva never made it to our "meet"..Id fuckign trained heavily for that bout.


Not counting your battle with the English language then?

;-)


I prefer to count money instead of impressing cunts with correct spelling on a fuckign football forum :-)
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Re: fao herb

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Sun Mar 22, 2015 2:36 pm

Ted Hughes wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:The last fight my family tree lost a fight was 14 October 1066...since then, all peasants have been swatted aside.
I'm still gutted Mancio4eva never made it to our "meet"..Id fuckign trained heavily for that bout.


He will have followed you home.

Just waiting for his moment. Probably installed cameras.

One day you'll have a glass of wine, fall asleep, then wake up tied to a chair bollock naked...


You know what , you are probably, scarily ,close to the truth there.
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Re: fao herb

Postby Mase » Sun Mar 22, 2015 2:36 pm

Ted Hughes wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:The last fight my family tree lost a fight was 14 October 1066...since then, all peasants have been swatted aside.
I'm still gutted Mancio4eva never made it to our "meet"..Id fuckign trained heavily for that bout.


He will have followed you home.

Just waiting for his moment. Probably installed cameras.

One day you'll have a glass of wine, fall asleep, then wake up tied to a chair bollock naked...


You missed the '..and bleeding from your arse hole' bit at the end.
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Re: fao herb

Postby DoomMerchant » Sun Mar 22, 2015 2:53 pm

Mase wrote:
Ted Hughes wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:The last fight my family tree lost a fight was 14 October 1066...since then, all peasants have been swatted aside.
I'm still gutted Mancio4eva never made it to our "meet"..Id fuckign trained heavily for that bout.


He will have followed you home.

Just waiting for his moment. Probably installed cameras.

One day you'll have a glass of wine, fall asleep, then wake up tied to a chair bollock naked...


You missed the '..and bleeding from your arse hole' bit at the end.


no, he was just aware that CARL wouldn't have noticed that bit as unusual, so he edited that part out to protect the, alleged, innocent.

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Re: fao herb

Postby Beefymcfc » Sun Mar 22, 2015 3:26 pm

carl_feedthegoat wrote:
Ted Hughes wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:The last fight my family tree lost a fight was 14 October 1066...since then, all peasants have been swatted aside.
I'm still gutted Mancio4eva never made it to our "meet"..Id fuckign trained heavily for that bout.


He will have followed you home.

Just waiting for his moment. Probably installed cameras.

One day you'll have a glass of wine, fall asleep, then wake up tied to a chair bollock naked...


You know what , you are probably, scarily ,close to the truth there.

He hired me. I have my eye on you.
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Re: fao herb

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Sun Mar 22, 2015 3:33 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:
Ted Hughes wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:The last fight my family tree lost a fight was 14 October 1066...since then, all peasants have been swatted aside.
I'm still gutted Mancio4eva never made it to our "meet"..Id fuckign trained heavily for that bout.


He will have followed you home.

Just waiting for his moment. Probably installed cameras.

One day you'll have a glass of wine, fall asleep, then wake up tied to a chair bollock naked...


You know what , you are probably, scarily ,close to the truth there.

He hired me. I have my eye on you.


You do!?....then you can follow me as I drive down to the Marina for a cheeky Cappuccino and then a dip into the turquoise sea to get some more rays.

Arf.
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Re: fao herb

Postby Beefymcfc » Sun Mar 22, 2015 3:40 pm

carl_feedthegoat wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:
Ted Hughes wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:The last fight my family tree lost a fight was 14 October 1066...since then, all peasants have been swatted aside.
I'm still gutted Mancio4eva never made it to our "meet"..Id fuckign trained heavily for that bout.


He will have followed you home.

Just waiting for his moment. Probably installed cameras.

One day you'll have a glass of wine, fall asleep, then wake up tied to a chair bollock naked...


You know what , you are probably, scarily ,close to the truth there.

He hired me. I have my eye on you.


You do!?....then you can follow me as I drive down to the Marina for a cheeky Cappuccino and then a dip into the turquoise sea to get some more rays.

Arf.

Nahhh, can't be arsed pal. Just getting my bollox spanked with a knotted rope. Much more fun ;-)
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Re: fao herb

Postby City64 » Sun Mar 22, 2015 3:49 pm

Herb wrote:
City64 wrote:I'm Joe Hart apparently Sis ;-) x


Yeah, you WISH . . Now go wipe up the mess and change your nappy.


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