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Caption Competiton
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Tue Mar 31, 2015 11:23 amby Wonderwall
As it Int break and a very slow fortnight, lets have some caption fun
Messi " So why did you choose these Numbers Sergio"
Aguero "These were our results over the scum when beat them to the league title"
Re: Caption Competiton
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Tue Mar 31, 2015 11:28 amby Goaters 103
Messi - "Cheers for fluffing that penalty the other week, as a sign of my appreciation that's why you were the only City player I didn't nutmeg during the game"
Re: Caption Competiton
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Tue Mar 31, 2015 12:20 pmby iwasthere2012
Aguero "Does my bum look big in this."
Messi " Don't worry about the bum, eees good,eees fine."
Re: Caption Competiton
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Tue Mar 31, 2015 12:33 pmby City64
"Oi Messi , stop messin with my arse !"
Re: Caption Competiton
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Tue Mar 31, 2015 2:51 pmby nottsblue
Aguero : Oi, diMaria, why are you wearing Messi's shirt and get your hand off my fucking ass
Re: Caption Competiton
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Tue Mar 31, 2015 4:01 pmby DoomMerchant
Honestly if you think men need to exchange words during a special moment like that then you've never had a really close bro that you loved....like....a.....brother.
Ahem.
Cheers
Re: Caption Competiton
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Wed Apr 01, 2015 4:03 amby dazby
Arsey......er Argie.
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Wed Apr 01, 2015 8:06 amby Foreverinbluedreams
"Jaysus Sergio, what you got in there?"
"It's just Phil Jones"
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Wed Apr 01, 2015 3:58 pmby City64
"Steady Lionel I have just followed through !"
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Wed Apr 01, 2015 7:27 pmby crowdsway
Come on sweet cheeks, dont let the loss of both arms get you down.
Re: Caption Competiton
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Thu Apr 02, 2015 10:16 amby Crossie
"If you let me bum you now, I'll come to City".
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Thu Apr 02, 2015 1:33 pmby steelsnail
"Walnut arse"
"Messi cunt ! "
Re: Caption Competiton
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Thu Apr 02, 2015 3:35 pmby WhyAlwaysMe?
Messi sings to the tune from the musical, "Evita":
"Don't cry for me, Kun Agüero...the truth is I NEVER LEFT YOU!"
Re: Caption Competiton
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Thu Apr 02, 2015 7:45 pmby zuricity
"Liverpool are one of the superpowers of football and if the owners don't want to sell, they don't have to," said Rodgers.
Used to be Brenda... Used to be.
Re: Caption Competiton
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Thu Apr 02, 2015 9:13 pmby WhyAlwaysMe?
Leo serenades Sergio with the City anthem!:
Blue moon
You saw me standing alone
Without a dream in my heart
Without a love of my own
I said, "Kun moon...
Now I'm no longer alone
Without a dream in my heart
Without a love of my own!"
Re: Caption Competiton
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Thu Apr 02, 2015 9:18 pmby WhyAlwaysMe?
After receiving the pat on his blue moon, Sergio replies to Leo, "We both have a low center of gravity!"
Re: Caption Competiton
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Fri Apr 03, 2015 6:09 amby Hazy2
Wonderwall wrote:As it Int break and a very slow fortnight, lets have some caption fun
Messi " So why did you choose these Numbers Sergio"
Aguero "These were our results over the scum when beat them to the league title"
You got your wallet Serg, yep... Why, I don't bring mine since we signed that scouse cunt goofy ......Yeah yeah, when we sign Sterling I will forget mine...
Re: Caption Competiton
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Fri Apr 03, 2015 6:32 amby Beefymcfc
Messi:
'Cheeky!'Sergio:
Don't worry, I'll ask him.