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Postby Nigels Tackle » Fri May 15, 2015 4:45 pm

wait until your bloody playing career is over! http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/footba ... caine.html
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Postby Plain Speaking » Fri May 15, 2015 4:51 pm

Jake Livermore thought to be suspended for drug taking (Cocaine) if you don't want to click the link!
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Postby Douglas Higginbottom » Fri May 15, 2015 5:06 pm

Nigels Tackle wrote:wait until your bloody playing career is over! http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/footba ... caine.html



or....don't be a plank at all!
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Re: sniff sniff - what a plank!

Postby Ted Hughes » Fri May 15, 2015 6:04 pm

Unless he is totally dependant, I don't understand why any footballer would risk that, & if he is totally dependant, then how the fuck has he got away with it this long ?

The number of people I know who have had their lives fucked up by that stuff & the number who have had close escapes, just makes me more amazed every day, how so many people are willing to take the risk & continue to dabble, when they can see it happening around them. They can all handle it of course.
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Postby carl_feedthegoat » Fri May 15, 2015 6:08 pm

Ted Hughes wrote:Unless he is totally dependant, I don't understand why any footballer would risk that, & if he is totally dependant, then how the fuck has he got away with it this long ?

The number of people I know who have had their lives fucked up by that stuff & the number who have had close escapes, just makes me more amazed every day, how so many people are willing to take the risk & continue to dabble, when they can see it happening around them. They can all handle it of course.


You would think these cunts would listen to the likes of Bowie and hundreds of past and present rock stars about taking drugs....fuckign idiots.
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Postby DoomMerchant » Fri May 15, 2015 6:17 pm

carl_feedthegoat wrote:
Ted Hughes wrote:Unless he is totally dependant, I don't understand why any footballer would risk that, & if he is totally dependant, then how the fuck has he got away with it this long ?

The number of people I know who have had their lives fucked up by that stuff & the number who have had close escapes, just makes me more amazed every day, how so many people are willing to take the risk & continue to dabble, when they can see it happening around them. They can all handle it of course.


You would think these cunts would listen to the likes of Bowie and hundreds of past and present rock stars about taking drugs....fuckign idiots.


i've never liked Coke. I don't get the allure, but i can honestly bet you that he was shitfaced, and a hot woman was involved. Probably the only way anyone would ever convince me to try it again 26 years after my one and only attempt, which i hated. Can you imagine? Being outgoing, positive and happy....even with people you despise? i was disgusted with myself. The drug would kill Fids Castro. He'd melt like a....what...a...chocolate dildo on a sunny FL August afternoon.

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Postby Dameerto » Fri May 15, 2015 6:47 pm

I hope they sue him for breach of contract - it might sink into one or two other thick skulls in the Premier League if they do.
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Postby Wooders » Sat May 16, 2015 5:59 am

Reckon dooms right - some bit of stuff roped him into it
Mind you to test positive for cocaine he must be at it a fair bit
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Postby Feed The Goat » Sat May 16, 2015 7:18 am

He's probably on it all the time to get done. But he won't be the only one cocaine is rife in everyday life kids at school are doing it so give a young lad thousands a week and make them feel like they are untouchable then they will do it
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Postby BlueinBosnia » Sat May 16, 2015 9:53 am

Wooders wrote:Reckon dooms right - some bit of stuff roped him into it
Mind you to test positive for cocaine he must be at it a fair bit


Not true. Heard of Richard Gasquet?
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Postby Wooders » Sat May 16, 2015 9:56 am

BlueinBosnia wrote:
Wooders wrote:Reckon dooms right - some bit of stuff roped him into it
Mind you to test positive for cocaine he must be at it a fair bit


Not true. Heard of Richard Gasquet?


No - enlighten me oh great one
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Postby BlueinBosnia » Sat May 16, 2015 11:06 am

Wooders wrote:
BlueinBosnia wrote:
Wooders wrote:Reckon dooms right - some bit of stuff roped him into it
Mind you to test positive for cocaine he must be at it a fair bit


Not true. Heard of Richard Gasquet?


No - enlighten me oh great one


Tennis player who tested positive for cocaine in a urine sample after kissing a girl in a nightclub. Amount in his system was believed by the doping officers to be 'less than a grain of sand', I seem to recall.
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Postby Feed The Goat » Sat May 16, 2015 11:26 am

BlueinBosnia wrote:
Wooders wrote:
BlueinBosnia wrote:
Wooders wrote:Reckon dooms right - some bit of stuff roped him into it
Mind you to test positive for cocaine he must be at it a fair bit


Not true. Heard of Richard Gasquet?


No - enlighten me oh great one


Tennis player who tested positive for cocaine in a urine sample after kissing a girl in a nightclub. Amount in his system was believed by the doping officers to be 'less than a grain of sand', I seem to recall.


They must of tested him pretty quick after
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Postby DoomMerchant » Sat May 16, 2015 12:26 pm

Feed The Goat wrote:
BlueinBosnia wrote:
Wooders wrote:
BlueinBosnia wrote:
Wooders wrote:Reckon dooms right - some bit of stuff roped him into it
Mind you to test positive for cocaine he must be at it a fair bit


Not true. Heard of Richard Gasquet?


No - enlighten me oh great one


Tennis player who tested positive for cocaine in a urine sample after kissing a girl in a nightclub. Amount in his system was believed by the doping officers to be 'less than a grain of sand', I seem to recall.


They must of tested him pretty quick after


He was still snogging her when they showed up to do the bloodwork.

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Postby iwasthere2012 » Sat May 16, 2015 12:38 pm

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He was still snogging her when they showed up to do the bloodwork.

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Postby nottsblue » Sat May 16, 2015 3:26 pm

A dick head. On a good screw and he risks it all. No sympathy from me
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Re: sniff sniff - what a plank!

Postby Wooders » Sat May 16, 2015 3:37 pm

Will he do the "white line" celebration next time he scores? I hope so
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Postby Im_Spartacus » Sat May 16, 2015 6:18 pm

You'd always want to hear that this was spiking for his sake, but the likelihood of being spiked a few days before the testers show up sounds a bit far fetched, unless he got spiked every weekend
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Re: sniff sniff - what a plank!

Postby Fidel Castro » Sat May 16, 2015 11:19 pm

DoomMerchant wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:
Ted Hughes wrote:Unless he is totally dependant, I don't understand why any footballer would risk that, & if he is totally dependant, then how the fuck has he got away with it this long ?

The number of people I know who have had their lives fucked up by that stuff & the number who have had close escapes, just makes me more amazed every day, how so many people are willing to take the risk & continue to dabble, when they can see it happening around them. They can all handle it of course.


You would think these cunts would listen to the likes of Bowie and hundreds of past and present rock stars about taking drugs....fuckign idiots.


i've never liked Coke. I don't get the allure, but i can honestly bet you that he was shitfaced, and a hot woman was involved. Probably the only way anyone would ever convince me to try it again 26 years after my one and only attempt, which i hated. Can you imagine? Being outgoing, positive and happy....even with people you despise? i was disgusted with myself. The drug would kill Fids Castro. He'd melt like a....what...a...chocolate dildo on a sunny FL August afternoon.

cheers


Liked it a bit too much at one point. Hated the horrible fear of heart attack comedowns though, not worth it. Much more fun doing whatever that was when you ended up missing your flight back and I raided a shop on my way home. Still not quite sure wtf happened that night
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