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sniff sniff - what a plank!

PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2015 4:45 pm
by Nigels Tackle
wait until your bloody playing career is over! http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/footba ... caine.html

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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2015 4:51 pm
by Plain Speaking
Jake Livermore thought to be suspended for drug taking (Cocaine) if you don't want to click the link!

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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2015 5:06 pm
by Douglas Higginbottom
Nigels Tackle wrote:wait until your bloody playing career is over! http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/footba ... caine.html



or....don't be a plank at all!

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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2015 6:04 pm
by Ted Hughes
Unless he is totally dependant, I don't understand why any footballer would risk that, & if he is totally dependant, then how the fuck has he got away with it this long ?

The number of people I know who have had their lives fucked up by that stuff & the number who have had close escapes, just makes me more amazed every day, how so many people are willing to take the risk & continue to dabble, when they can see it happening around them. They can all handle it of course.

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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2015 6:08 pm
by carl_feedthegoat
Ted Hughes wrote:Unless he is totally dependant, I don't understand why any footballer would risk that, & if he is totally dependant, then how the fuck has he got away with it this long ?

The number of people I know who have had their lives fucked up by that stuff & the number who have had close escapes, just makes me more amazed every day, how so many people are willing to take the risk & continue to dabble, when they can see it happening around them. They can all handle it of course.


You would think these cunts would listen to the likes of Bowie and hundreds of past and present rock stars about taking drugs....fuckign idiots.

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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2015 6:17 pm
by DoomMerchant
carl_feedthegoat wrote:
Ted Hughes wrote:Unless he is totally dependant, I don't understand why any footballer would risk that, & if he is totally dependant, then how the fuck has he got away with it this long ?

The number of people I know who have had their lives fucked up by that stuff & the number who have had close escapes, just makes me more amazed every day, how so many people are willing to take the risk & continue to dabble, when they can see it happening around them. They can all handle it of course.


You would think these cunts would listen to the likes of Bowie and hundreds of past and present rock stars about taking drugs....fuckign idiots.


i've never liked Coke. I don't get the allure, but i can honestly bet you that he was shitfaced, and a hot woman was involved. Probably the only way anyone would ever convince me to try it again 26 years after my one and only attempt, which i hated. Can you imagine? Being outgoing, positive and happy....even with people you despise? i was disgusted with myself. The drug would kill Fids Castro. He'd melt like a....what...a...chocolate dildo on a sunny FL August afternoon.

cheers

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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2015 6:47 pm
by Dameerto
I hope they sue him for breach of contract - it might sink into one or two other thick skulls in the Premier League if they do.

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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2015 5:59 am
by Wooders
Reckon dooms right - some bit of stuff roped him into it
Mind you to test positive for cocaine he must be at it a fair bit

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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2015 7:18 am
by Feed The Goat
He's probably on it all the time to get done. But he won't be the only one cocaine is rife in everyday life kids at school are doing it so give a young lad thousands a week and make them feel like they are untouchable then they will do it

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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2015 9:53 am
by BlueinBosnia
Wooders wrote:Reckon dooms right - some bit of stuff roped him into it
Mind you to test positive for cocaine he must be at it a fair bit


Not true. Heard of Richard Gasquet?

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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2015 9:56 am
by Wooders
BlueinBosnia wrote:
Wooders wrote:Reckon dooms right - some bit of stuff roped him into it
Mind you to test positive for cocaine he must be at it a fair bit


Not true. Heard of Richard Gasquet?


No - enlighten me oh great one

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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2015 11:06 am
by BlueinBosnia
Wooders wrote:
BlueinBosnia wrote:
Wooders wrote:Reckon dooms right - some bit of stuff roped him into it
Mind you to test positive for cocaine he must be at it a fair bit


Not true. Heard of Richard Gasquet?


No - enlighten me oh great one


Tennis player who tested positive for cocaine in a urine sample after kissing a girl in a nightclub. Amount in his system was believed by the doping officers to be 'less than a grain of sand', I seem to recall.

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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2015 11:26 am
by Feed The Goat
BlueinBosnia wrote:
Wooders wrote:
BlueinBosnia wrote:
Wooders wrote:Reckon dooms right - some bit of stuff roped him into it
Mind you to test positive for cocaine he must be at it a fair bit


Not true. Heard of Richard Gasquet?


No - enlighten me oh great one


Tennis player who tested positive for cocaine in a urine sample after kissing a girl in a nightclub. Amount in his system was believed by the doping officers to be 'less than a grain of sand', I seem to recall.


They must of tested him pretty quick after

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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2015 12:26 pm
by DoomMerchant
Feed The Goat wrote:
BlueinBosnia wrote:
Wooders wrote:
BlueinBosnia wrote:
Wooders wrote:Reckon dooms right - some bit of stuff roped him into it
Mind you to test positive for cocaine he must be at it a fair bit


Not true. Heard of Richard Gasquet?


No - enlighten me oh great one


Tennis player who tested positive for cocaine in a urine sample after kissing a girl in a nightclub. Amount in his system was believed by the doping officers to be 'less than a grain of sand', I seem to recall.


They must of tested him pretty quick after


He was still snogging her when they showed up to do the bloodwork.

Cheers

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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2015 12:38 pm
by iwasthere2012
DoomMerchant wrote:
He was still snogging her when they showed up to do the bloodwork.

Cheers

Now Doomie, that's actually funny.
And you managed to come up with that without any cussin' or overtly sexual references.
Slippery slope lad. You'd want to watch that you don't get all.......respectable.

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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2015 2:35 pm
by PeterParker
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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2015 3:26 pm
by nottsblue
A dick head. On a good screw and he risks it all. No sympathy from me

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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2015 3:37 pm
by Wooders
Will he do the "white line" celebration next time he scores? I hope so

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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2015 6:18 pm
by Im_Spartacus
You'd always want to hear that this was spiking for his sake, but the likelihood of being spiked a few days before the testers show up sounds a bit far fetched, unless he got spiked every weekend

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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2015 11:19 pm
by Fidel Castro
DoomMerchant wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:
Ted Hughes wrote:Unless he is totally dependant, I don't understand why any footballer would risk that, & if he is totally dependant, then how the fuck has he got away with it this long ?

The number of people I know who have had their lives fucked up by that stuff & the number who have had close escapes, just makes me more amazed every day, how so many people are willing to take the risk & continue to dabble, when they can see it happening around them. They can all handle it of course.


You would think these cunts would listen to the likes of Bowie and hundreds of past and present rock stars about taking drugs....fuckign idiots.


i've never liked Coke. I don't get the allure, but i can honestly bet you that he was shitfaced, and a hot woman was involved. Probably the only way anyone would ever convince me to try it again 26 years after my one and only attempt, which i hated. Can you imagine? Being outgoing, positive and happy....even with people you despise? i was disgusted with myself. The drug would kill Fids Castro. He'd melt like a....what...a...chocolate dildo on a sunny FL August afternoon.

cheers


Liked it a bit too much at one point. Hated the horrible fear of heart attack comedowns though, not worth it. Much more fun doing whatever that was when you ended up missing your flight back and I raided a shop on my way home. Still not quite sure wtf happened that night